Goodbye, Beans World: A Sendoff

As Beans World reaches its exciting finale, the hosts take a moment to reflect on the past while celebrating the unforgettable moments they’ve shared together. Through a blend of laughter and bittersweet nostalgia, they dive into their wild nights out, including unforgettable blackouts and hilarious stories that shaped their journey. The episode allows listeners to relive the joy and chaos of their adventures together, while candid conversations touch upon deeper themes of friendship, personal growth, and lessons learned along the way.

Guests join the mix, enriching the discussion with their own memorable tales and insights that reflect the essence of Beans World. Each chuckle is paired with an air of reflection as the hosts navigate the emotional landscape of this final farewell, showcasing the camaraderie that brought them, and their audience, together. 

Listeners are treated to a genuine tribute that captures the spirit of this beloved show while offering a window into the lives of those behind the mic. There’s humor, there’s warmth, and there are lessons to be savored. So join us one last time — share in the laughter, the memories, and the heartfelt goodbyes that make this finale truly special. Don't forget to subscribe and share your favorite moments with us!

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Transcript

Intro: The Beans World Finale

Speaker 1 0:00

beans, world beans world.

Speaker 2 0:03

Yeah, are you fucking kidding me, dude? This is the beans world finale. This is the last taste of beans world the people will ever get.

Speaker 3 0:11

Bring us in beans, beans world, beans world, yeah that was terrible but it was fucking depressing, that was depressing shut up and grab me a beer.

Speaker 2 0:24

The boys are back in the studio for our last episode of Beans World in history, the finale. We've got Willie in the studio, aka Beans Boy. We've got Mitch and Hable here today to celebrate Boys. Thank you so much for coming to the studio.

Speaker 4 0:42

I got to tell you I couldn't be any more happy that this series is dead now. I've never been so happy to shoot the last episode. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 0:51

Going down on a high note. Baby, you know how many people love Beans World.

Speaker 2 0:55

Like three.

Speaker 1 0:57

I actually had an average of 200 listeners. Just think of that Big flexing on you, bitch, big stats guy. Now, willie, we are baby.

Speaker 4 1:03

Yeah big flexing on you, bitch, sit on me he's killing it Big stats guy.

Speaker 2 1:05

Now, willie, we are here today. I'm looking at you. You got your hat off. Disgusting, by the way.

Speaker 1 1:12

I didn't realize. You look a little disheveled, completely miserable. Look, you don't look like you've showered all weekend. That's fucking crazy, because I showered last night, so fuck.

Speaker 2 1:20

I wake up to your story of you piss-ass hammered in the middle of the street going. I'm fucking lost, no dude.

Speaker 4 1:27

It was boys. I'm lost Boys. I'm like this isn't a group chat. This is your public Snapchat story, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:40

Honestly, I just was fucking at a bar in St Claude, next to you know. I remember just walking down the street in the middle of the night and then I somehow woke up in my bed in Pine City.

Speaker 2 1:45

What.

Speaker 1 1:46

Dude, I literally woke up in my fucking bed and I wondered how the fuck I got home.

Speaker 2 1:51

Did you drive home drunk?

Speaker 1 1:52

No, because I didn't have my car.

Speaker 2 1:54

So you're telling me one moment. You're taking Snapchats putting on your story that you're lost.

Speaker 1 2:00

Dude, I was freezing. I remember shivering, so fucking bad, and I'm literally in St Cloud. I mean I'm surprised I didn't get robbed. It was the middle of the fuck.

Speaker 3 2:09

Do you have any funny videos? Do you have any funny videos from last night? I really don't.

Speaker 1 2:14

I mean just a couple walking down the street.

Speaker 4 2:16

This has got to be the worst feeling in the world. You remember being at a party, specifically having a conversation with someone?

Speaker 3 2:25

and and at a party, like specifically, like having a conversation with someone, and then you remember waking up and you're like, oh, or when it's really spotty, oh, that gets scary.

Speaker 4 2:26

Just like a real like a real full blackout. Like you know, you were up for hours Like oh man Dude, apparently I was in a fucking parking garage.

Speaker 1 2:35

I don't even remember being in this parking garage. I don't even remember being in this lobby either, dude you're a fucking mess.

Speaker 2 2:42

today, beans, I got to set the stage a little bit more. Because we've been hanging out for a couple hours now. And it started out as you came in still hammered. Then we saw the hangover phase kind of hit you a little bit and now you've had a couple more beers and it seems like you're back to hammered you should have seen.

Speaker 3 3:01

When I picked him up, I rolled up to his driveway and he is standing in his driveway in a t-shirt, fucking cross-eyed, just still very visibly drunk.

Speaker 1 3:12

And what's your fucking point?

Speaker 3 3:13

It was amazing. It was amazing Eyes bloodshot.

Speaker 1 3:21

Daddy getting crazy. Daddy went out and fucking bendered it.

Speaker 2 3:27

That's embarrassing dude. That's embarrassing buddy. I don't even care, it's the finale.

Speaker 1 3:31

It's sad you know Beans are just going down for the books.

Speaker 4 3:34

Yeah, we're heartbroken Truly.

Speaker 2 3:36

Beans, what the fuck have you been up to, dude? Just working nonstop and hanging out with the kid and the old lady and archery league and oh, that's a really good podcast answer yeah, killed it I'm glad you got into it pretty deep. Oh wait, it's like when, when somebody that you don't really know or don't want to talk to you comes up and it's like hey man, what's up what you been up to? And you hit them with the uh, just working man, I'm just very.

Speaker 4 4:03

I do that to everyone, so I'm the worst. But yeah, I'm just very dry. I do that to everyone. So, like I'm the worst, but yeah.

Speaker 2 4:06

I'm just fucking Working drinking dude. How about you Working drinking when I seen you man, yeah, great talk Actually yesterday Was the first time I drank In like three months.

Speaker 1 4:15

Dude, really yeah, like actually I fucking blacked out.

Speaker 2 4:20

Does it make you Want to keep drinking or did it kind of deter you back from it? I?

Speaker 1 4:24

don't know. It kind of brought memories back Of me being wild dude. I miss it.

Speaker 3 4:28

Do you think it's a real thing that? When you black out, you get like memories from past blackouts. Have you heard of that?

Speaker 1 4:33

No.

Speaker 3 4:34

What do you mean? So like I've dug into this, I watched a couple videos on it. So, like A couple videos say that when you black out, you'll get memories of past blackouts, like while you're blacked out or like the next day, like while you're blacked out, you'll bring up something that happened while you're blacked out that you had no like recollection it's a deep hole.

Speaker 2 4:51

That's way worse, yeah dude blacking out, it ruins me the next day. If I blacked out last night like willie, not a chance in the world I would be here. I'd be laying in bed freaking out about what I did say, even if I didn't do anything bad. The anxiety after blackout is just crippling to me.

Speaker 1 5:13

Well, dude, I have a video. I'm walking, we're with the rush boys, we're walking down the street and I asked them like what the fuck happened? They said they all blacked out too, like I just separated from the rush boys and fucking saint cloud on the middle of the street sounds like you guys had a gay orgy and a silence pad yeah, that's.

Speaker 4 5:32

I don't know what the fuck happened.

Speaker 2 5:33

We all blacked out, dude, I don't remember anything well, dude, I'm just walking.

Speaker 1 5:37

I got videos walking down the middle of the road in saint cloud. I got anxiety right now you haven't asked for any.

Speaker 3 5:45

Uh, you haven't asked anybody, like what you did last night, any funny stories. You haven't sent out those texts. Yeah, see, I'd rather I'm.

Speaker 2 5:53

I would rather be like beans, where I'll go silent and just pray to god. People don't hit me up to either talk about the dumb shit I did.

Speaker 4 6:01

No, I have to I have to go, I have to shoot the text immediately. I have to be like dude, dude, what the fuck happened?

Speaker 1 6:06

Because, seriously, like first of all, if I did something dumb.

Speaker 4 6:09

I want to know and I want to be able to apologize about it, Because if you're just being nice and not saying anything, that's way worse.

Speaker 3 6:14

I know Sam and Will both hate to see my message coming in the morning because I'm the only one driving over exaggerator. Every time you can't, you have to take it as a grain of salt.

Speaker 2 6:24

He'll, I'll, even, if I remember it, he'll try to tell me some shit I did and I'm like, oh, I'm on to you, fucker. But dude, that's, oh it's great, that's the thing too, like I've struggled with blacking out where if somebody tells me like, yeah, you were kind of being a dick. You told you called me a bitch last night. It's hard for me to feel bad if I don't remember doing it.

Speaker 4 6:45

It's like I feel like I'm kind of not responsible well you know I'll say sorry, but at the same time like kind of wasn't really me that did that you?

Speaker 1 6:52

know I'm not taking responsibility for that different guy but you definitely meant that shit when you called her a bitch it was a fake scenario, dumb fuck.

Speaker 2 7:05

You checked out for a little bit there, pal.

Speaker 4 7:07

Yeah, yeah, I do Like I need to know what happened, and if you don't tell me, I'm having the worst day of my whole life.

Speaker 1 7:15

Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 7:16

If I ask and you won't tell me, I'm thinking the worst immediately. Oh, 100% Shit my pants or killed someone Dude.

Speaker 1 7:22

we all need to go out this summer. We need to have some good memories again. What is?

Speaker 4 7:28

this dude.

Speaker 3 7:28

Are you like fucking 37? Are you kicking off his own?

Speaker 4 7:32

episode dude.

Speaker 2 7:34

Dude. One thing about Willie is he is the classic cringe guy where, like, everyone will be having a good chill and he'll stop it and be like boys. I really needed this, oh dude. Dude, I can think of at least five times and it ruins the moment. Now we're fucking gay. Thanks a lot beans.

Speaker 1 7:56

Fuck you. Why do you do that?

Speaker 4 7:58

That's such a boner kill for a good chill. The only time that's even kind of acceptable is if it's like one-on-one and you and your buddy are both trash. And that's even kind of acceptable is if it's like one-on-one and you and your buddy are both trash and that's still very questionable you can do it, but like if it's in a group, it's like dude, come on absolutely it's.

Speaker 2 8:12

If it's too early, even if it is in the group, if it's super late, everyone's blacked out. You're having some heart to hearts. You can slip it in quick yeah but if you're, if it's like the boys have been chilling for three hours, you're not even too drunk yet You're just picking up that buzz and you're hitting them with the. Ah, thank you, I love you guys. Man, everyone's just like you guys, just finished dinner.

Speaker 4 8:33

You're playing around in the pool and Will's like man, I really needed this. Hang guys.

Speaker 3 8:46

Or like when there's one friend who is significantly more drunk than the rest.

Speaker 2 8:48

And he's doing that. Oh yeah, oh, dude, I was out at the bar with Scrat not too long ago. We literally went there just to get dinner, get the first couple and move on, but he's ordering shots right off the bat. Gets a little drunk. I'm not kidding dude. The sun barely went down and it's winter, so it was like 5 o'clock. And he looks at me and he's like you I love you man I swear to god, looked at him.

Speaker 2 9:09

I'm like dude, quit being weird. It's way too early for the. I love you man dude is there?

Speaker 4 9:14

is there a better feeling when drinking? When you look at your phone and you get that like oh fuck moment, like like you start day drinking and like the sun's down so it's like kind of dark. You look at your phone and it's seven o'clock and you are fucking piss piled oh, there's no better feeling than to be like oh dude, I still got five more hours to run it that birthday party in wisconsin we went to on the party bus.

Speaker 1 9:34

It was like fucking three o'clock, I swear, and I was just gone blackout that's when you had your first moment of like dude, yeah, the winery trashed me. I've seen videos on the bus and I'm like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 9:46

no, I I agree with d Mitch. I knew exactly. Will didn't pick up your point, but what you're saying is because, I do this especially if I got to the bar a little bit later. This is where that kicks into me more. Get there at 9. The other bros got there at 7. You got to play a little catch up. I'm just starting to get drunk. And then I look at my phone and it's only 10.30, and it's like, oh fuck, yeah, I still got at least three hours until bar close.

Speaker 4 10:16

Yeah, like you know, you're going to wake up at like a half-decent time and not at like 3 pm. There's no better feeling than just looking at your phone and being able to step on the gas dude.

Speaker 2 10:21

Oh yeah, Dude, bar close. I get upset sometimes. I never want it to end, but as soon as I step out of that bar, I there's no after party. I'm good with going home, but it's something about being in the bar signing that tab.

Speaker 4 10:35

It's just like I just get a little depressed yeah, they're playing closing time like one of the fucking bartenders, is like sweeping and it's just like dude this song. Like I, I don't really like staying at the bar till bar close, but if I'm there at bar close it breaks my heart she gets sickest, like you and your dumb drunk friends have been there all day.

Speaker 2 10:51

She just wants to go home. You're trying to stay a little longer.

Speaker 4 10:54

One of your buddies is flirting with her and she's someone's trying to tip her a hundred dollars to keep the bar open, yep there's always somebody yeah yeah, beans.

Speaker 2 11:03

I've had to drag that dumb motherfucker right out the bar before.

Speaker 1 11:07

Oh yeah I yeah, I don't doubt it, dude, I've had to been dragged out of everywhere.

Speaker 3 11:11

I've dragged you out of quite a few joints.

Speaker 2 11:12

You're such an airhead right now. I can't handle it.

Speaker 1 11:15

Dude my head is throbbing from this goose egg I got.

Speaker 2 11:18

This is the fucking Beans World finale Beans. What the fuck.

Speaker 1 11:22

Welcome back to another episode of Beans World.

Speaker 2 11:25

We already got past that.

Speaker 1 11:28

Beans World. We already got past that. Why does my mic sound weird?

Speaker 3 11:30

That's just your fucking voice, dude. Yeah, that's just you talking, fella.

Speaker 1 11:33

I don't know if I was screaming or hollering or hooting or what, but yeah All of the above.

Speaker 2 11:39

Probably Beans. What advice do you have for the Beans World listeners on your going out note?

Speaker 1 11:47

Fucking shots right away. Just get as drunk as you fucking can.

Speaker 3 11:50

It's a race, not a marathon. It's a race.

Speaker 2 11:51

So advice you're immediately going to drinking. Advice you don't want to give them any life advice.

Speaker 1 11:56

Oh, that's how we're talking about drinking.

Speaker 2 11:59

That's what's on the mind, that's. Bean's World. Man, you got any relationship advice? Yeah, no, nothing.

Speaker 1 12:06

No.

Speaker 4 12:07

Nothing. No, do you have any parenting advice?

Speaker 1 12:11

Yeah, always hang out with the kid as much as you can.

Speaker 4 12:17

Do you have any at-home advice?

Speaker 1 12:20

No, not really.

Speaker 4 12:20

Do you have any concrete advice?

Speaker 1 12:21

Yeah, Just make sure it's at a good six. Rake it flat.

Speaker 2 12:26

What's your favorite meal to cook?

Speaker 4 12:29

Ooh steak. What's the first name of your first?

Speaker 1 12:30

pet. Fuck, I don't even know what my first pet was.

Speaker 4 12:39

Who's your third grade?

Speaker 3 12:39

teacher.

Speaker 1 12:41

I don't know.

Speaker 3 12:42

What is the name of your first born child?

Speaker 1 12:44

Oh Barrett.

Speaker 2 12:45

What's your mother's maiden name.

Speaker 3 12:49

Jennifer.

Speaker 1 12:50

Brazjack. I can't believe you even knew what to say to that your poor mom.

Speaker 2 12:56

Now people know you're her fucking son.

Speaker 4 12:58

I'm mildly surprised that Will knew what a maiden name is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 13:03

I thought I was going to stump him. For sure, beans, you got a new hairstyle you've been working on or something, or what you got going on there.

Speaker 1 13:12

Yeah, you like it, or what? What do they call that it's called the rooster.

Speaker 4 13:19

It's called looking like you're 40 and you're 20.

Speaker 1 13:22

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 13:24

Put your hat on so I can look at you.

Speaker 1 13:27

Is that considered like?

Speaker 3 13:27

a skullet.

Speaker 1 13:29

You know, actually we need to get this. Were you here when we shaved the skullet for Will?

Speaker 3 13:33

No, I was here when.

Speaker 2 13:34

I saw the video. You should have left the skullet.

Speaker 1 13:37

I'm going to go to Mullet again and actually keep it, and then I'm going to get the skullet. You pushed out hard on the skullet last time I don't even have to try for the skull. I mean, just look, it's fucking there dr phil's coming soon uh yeah, yeah, steady, that's a scary dude. 25, I'm bald, I'm calling, I'm fucking bald buddy 23, you're fucking real close I don't know, is it really that bad?

Speaker 4 14:01

it's bad, dude, it's really bad, bad I'm so glad there's not cameras on here right now it's getting there.

Speaker 3 14:08

Damn, can you guys?

Speaker 2 14:08

just try to say it's like if I look straight and look in the mirror.

Speaker 1 14:13

If you had darker hair, I'd rather just have you lie to me about my hair if you had darker hair, it'd probably look better, yeah I think it's just the light hair.

Speaker 4 14:21

It's already see-through if I had your hair, I would shave myself bald immediately.

Speaker 1 14:25

There's no question in my mind, I don't know what to say to that dude.

Speaker 2 14:33

Beans. Honestly, this is fucking disappointing me, dude. I wanted you to bring the heat today.

Speaker 1 14:39

Dude, what is?

Speaker 2 14:40

wrong with you? I don't know, it's a slow day. Kind of sad, this is actually the last Beans. World. You been on OnlyFans lately.

Speaker 1 14:48

No.

Speaker 2 14:50

No cast spent on it. Any trouble with the? Old lady, no hit the strip club at all no jacked off in a weird place port-a-potty at work.

Speaker 1 15:00

How many?

Speaker 2 15:02

so that's something that we've talked about on beans world before and I'm sure the people are dying to know. When we first started beans world, I think you were averaging three jerks a day dude, I saw it was five because we had a stallion. Never slows down just letting you know, the stallion never slows down yeah, are you still ripping that start of the day right in the toilet?

Speaker 1 15:24

that's how I every morning brush your teeth, do your other stuff damn.

Speaker 2 15:29

I would think the brushing teeth would come after. No, you got to do it first, because then you're like awake You're like yeah, I don't even know what to go with this. I mean, the kid's a fucking wild animal.

Speaker 3 15:43

Like that's no shit. Part of your morning routine is just playing with Willie.

Speaker 1 15:47

Yeah, gets you up and going. Huh, literally Morning routine is just playing with Willie. Yeah, gets you up and going.

Speaker 4 15:51

Huh, literally it gets like your blood flowing. It's so insane that that's the immediate thing that you think about every morning.

Speaker 3 15:58

Your blood's just flowing Most people wake up and take a piss.

Speaker 1 16:01

Think about it. Why do you wake up with morning wood? It's just meant to be beat. Seriously, is it?

Speaker 4 16:08

still hard after you're done brushing your teeth? No, okay, so this is not a valid argument in any way.

Speaker 1 16:15

Fuck, it is, in a way, just shut up, all right.

Speaker 2 16:19

The way old Beansy's mind works is just. I don't even it's fascinating the aliens make more sense to me.

Speaker 4 16:27

Aliens In that brain. When he dies, we have to donate his brain to science and see what's going on.

Speaker 1 16:31

Dude could you imagine the weird shit they'd find he was somehow born with CTE. What's that? Wait, what's CET?

Speaker 2 16:40

CCE CET.

Speaker 3 16:43

So do you know, antonio Brown.

Speaker 1 16:44

Or did you say CCE, cte?

Speaker 3 16:45

Oh, CTE. Well, do you know Antonio Brown?

Speaker 1 16:49

No, who's that?

Speaker 3 16:50

Okay, aaron Hernandez. So there's these big football players, and they've been hit so many times in the head that they have something physically wrong with their brain. Like this, exactly like that.

Speaker 1 17:02

Yeah, okay, that makes sense why I'm retarded.

Speaker 3 17:07

And they think differently because of how many times they've been hit in the head.

Speaker 4 17:11

Dude, imagine, it's like we donate will's body to science after he dies and they like cut his fucking head open and it's just like the brain's like the size of a fucking dip can a fucking fortnight, piñata, just like how the fuck was he alive?

Speaker 1 17:26

dude. I want to doubt that shit. My head seems kind of solid hollow. Is it loud? Is it doing it? Sometimes I can get it really good where it's.

Speaker 3 17:38

I wish the cameras were on just for that moment right there.

Speaker 2 17:41

So in that one beans, you were just at the state wrestling tournament and I was seeing all your snaps of you there and it got me thinking like was it weird for you when you were young and you had to wrestle all the other team's girls that they had on the wrestling team?

Speaker 1 17:56

I only wrestled, like three girls, my entire wrestling career with you being a horny bastard.

Speaker 3 18:01

How was that?

Speaker 1 18:02

oh, that was before I was a horny bastard, so it wasn't weird, okay.

Speaker 2 18:06

So at the time when you should have been the horniest bastard you ever will be, you weren't.

Speaker 1 18:11

No, I just can't think weird like that, it's just weird.

Speaker 2 18:14

That's where you fucking draw the line. That's where you draw the line. That's the line in the sand. That's just weird. Yeah, so you were a professional.

Speaker 4 18:20

Oh yeah, that is not. That's where the line is. I'm fucking mind blown right now.

Speaker 1 18:26

What do?

Speaker 4 18:26

you mean the things you've said to me like what indicate that that that line is not it wouldn't even be remotely there that would I? I, honestly, I would expect you to say that if you ever wrestled a girl, you'd have a full boner the whole time.

Speaker 1 18:40

Like I would know I'm not that fucked up in the head.

Speaker 2 18:42

Have we ever talked about the time in high school when you got caught giving head to a guy in the locker room?

Speaker 1 18:47

dude, let me get some random bullshit.

Speaker 4 18:51

I actually heard about well, if you don't want to talk all right, all right yo I'm from mora and we knew about that everyone's so fucking funny, it was all over.

Speaker 2 19:00

Yik yak bro remember what's that?

Speaker 3 19:03

well, that's why you didn't know about it.

Speaker 4 19:04

You didn't have yik yak, you didn't know that, we knew dude, I'm not fucking, I ain't even going to get into this fucking shit.

Speaker 2 19:12

I've never fucked a guy. All right, willie. Well, since you're not giving us much and the people are probably bored at this point, I wanted to do a little bit of a trivia with you just to see, because it's been a while since the first episode and you aren't the best at trivia. I'm not trying to throw you under the bus, I'm just speaking facts. So here is one last time for you to redeem yourself.

Speaker 1 19:36

How many questions we're just going to run through 10.

Speaker 2 19:39

Okay, this is 10 year old trivia.

Speaker 1 19:44

For 10 year olds, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 19:47

It's actually animal trivia I think about in 8 years, Barrett will be able to answer these Seven All right Seven, holy shit.

Speaker 1 19:55

Let's go in with a layup.

Speaker 2 19:57

What is a doe?

Speaker 1 20:00

That's a female, but like deer.

Speaker 2 20:02

Yeah, that's pretty fucking simple, all right, all right, a little more heat here. What is a baby sheep called?

Speaker 1 20:12

A lamb. Yeah, two for two All right, all right. Show you how it's fucking done.

Speaker 2 20:18

How many legs does an octopus have?

Speaker 1 20:23

None, None. An octopus legs. They have tentacles.

Speaker 4 20:28

How many tentacles do they have? They?

Speaker 2 20:29

have legs and the tentacles are attached to them, so that is incorrect. What, yep? I mean, I probably would have just, and the tentacles are attached to them.

Speaker 3 20:36

So that is incorrect.

Speaker 4 20:36

What Yep I mean? I probably would have just answered the question correctly. Shut the fuck up. Don't look at me like I'm the crazy one for not knowing how many legs an octopus has.

Speaker 2 20:44

Beans, are you ready for your next question? So it would be eight, right?

Speaker 1 20:49

Yes, okay.

Speaker 2 20:50

You already got it wrong, because I told you the answer.

Speaker 1 20:52

Oh, you did. I didn't even hear you.

Speaker 2 20:54

Beans, the baby of which animal is called a joey, a roo, yeah.

Speaker 4 21:04

I'll give you a roo. That's acceptable.

Speaker 2 21:05

I'm not a huge fan of your slang of it, but fair enough.

Speaker 3 21:09

Roo bitch.

Speaker 2 21:14

What does a panda eat?

Speaker 1 21:21

Hold on, I'm trying to think of it, bamboo.

Speaker 2 21:25

Yeah, my boy is leveling the fuck up.

Speaker 3 21:30

He said, don't be an anticipation build.

Speaker 1 21:31

I don't know why, but I was thinking of a baboon.

Speaker 3 21:36

Completely different areas.

Speaker 2 21:39

Which animal cannot jump what?

Speaker 3 21:48

There's only one land animal.

Speaker 2 21:49

Which is the only land animal that cannot jump A fucking elephant, yeah.

Speaker 1 21:54

Are you serious, my boy? I bet that motherfucker could do a hippity skip hop, though.

Speaker 2 22:00

You know what I'm saying he could get some air. I'm going to hit you with a hard one. How many eyes does a spider?

Speaker 1 22:09

have? Yeah, for fuck's sake, you think I know they got like 10 million, don't they?

Speaker 2 22:14

Is that?

Speaker 1 22:14

your answer 10 million.

Speaker 4 22:16

That's what you want to go with.

Speaker 1 22:17

No, hold on, they got like two eyes, but then they got like a bunch of little fucking reflectors and shit, don't they Two.

Speaker 2 22:24

I would probably consider them eyes, two eyes. The answer is eight.

Speaker 1 22:30

They have eight fucking eyes.

Speaker 2 22:35

Some actually have fewer and they have six. A little fun fact for the people. All right Beans for your last question.

Speaker 1 22:39

I definitely knew that shit For all the money.

Speaker 2 22:42

No. How long does it take for a sloth to digest its food? Oh my God. Is it A one day? Is it B one month? Is it B one month Is? It C two weeks B, Is it D four hours?

Speaker 1 23:01

B.

Speaker 2 23:04

You locking that in? Yeah, the answer is two weeks. Fuck, that's pretty close, though I'm sorry Beans. Beans is still Beans actually got a little smarter. I'm going to give him a little bit of credit there.

Speaker 4 23:15

Thank you, dude. I thought of a fun fact in the middle of that trivia and I just need to tell you guys about it. You know that hippos can't swim. What?

Speaker 3 23:22

Oh yeah, they bounce.

Speaker 4 23:23

Hippos can't swim they run on the bottom of the fucking lake. They're too dense to swim. They don't float.

Speaker 1 23:30

Is it a lake or a river?

Speaker 3 23:32

It's whatever the fuck he's in. What do you mean? Don't they also sleep down there too? They'll go up grab air and sleep.

Speaker 4 23:37

Yeah, they can jump up and grab air and then go back down. I don't know if they sleep. Damn really, they jump.

Speaker 1 23:43

They spring off like astronauts off the bottom. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 23:57

You ever seen Madagascar? Uh, watch out. Shut up dude, all right, moto, moto, moto, moto likes dude I. I just watched a video, actually yesterday, of this hippo running up on this boat, grabbing their motor and just ripping it clean off seriously that's the scariest these motherfuckers are nothing to fuck with.

Speaker 3 24:09

I'd have to throw away my underwear after that.

Speaker 1 24:11

Dude I, Dude I kind of want to pet hippo. That'd be badass.

Speaker 3 24:13

Nope, no, it wouldn't Not a chance.

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Speaker 4 24:15

Would you just lock me in a cage for its entire life Kills more people than any other animal on Earth.

Speaker 1 24:20

Hippos do.

Speaker 3 24:21

Yep.

Speaker 1 24:22

Really.

Speaker 3 24:22

Oh yeah, I don't even think it's close either.

Speaker 4 24:25

No, More than sharks.

Speaker 1 24:28

They're like a Sharks have a surprisingly low number. Aren't they actually fast as fuck too?

Speaker 4 24:33

Hippos. Yeah, yeah, it's the scariest thing of all time.

Speaker 3 24:36

I might be wrong here, but I don't think I am. I think bees kill more people a year than sharks do, Probably.

Speaker 1 24:41

Well, yeah, because people are allergic to them. Yeah, but I'm saying that's how low of a number.

Speaker 3 24:45

Wow, that's how low of a number sharks are, ian.

Speaker 2 24:49

Beans knows one fact Fucking dumb, fucking idiot.

Speaker 4 24:53

Fucking. Logan said the fact and then he said you're a dumb fuck for thinking that who's? Logan, logan Hable.

Speaker 1 25:02

Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Ew, don't call him Logan, call him fucking Hable, I'll call him whatever the fuck.

Speaker 4 25:07

I want, I don't want a goddamn adult, stupid fuck.

Speaker 2 25:10

Jesus Christ Beans.

Speaker 1 25:11

I can't wait to get rid of Mitch dude.

Speaker 2 25:13

Well, moral of the story on our last episode of Beans World, the Beans World finale. Beans was a hungover piece of shit.

Speaker 1 25:26

Didn't say very many funny things, but we are glad he is here. Dude, I came in hot like chilling at the stew and was in a good mood, but I think sitting here just realizing this is the last one made me sad. Damn, damn.

Speaker 2 25:35

Sure.

Speaker 3 25:35

You needed this.

Speaker 2 25:37

That was great Beans Mitch. Thank you so much for coming in for this finale. Yeah anytime, dude, we always appreciate one of the most requested, anticipated guests of Beans World history. Abel, is this your first episode of Beans World, no.

Speaker 3 25:50

Of Bean World, of Beans World, yeah.

Speaker 2 25:52

Well, congratulations on being on the finale, Beans.

Speaker 1 25:58

Take us out. I got to go to AA after this.

Speaker 2 26:01

Hit us with the Bean's World, oh.

Speaker 1 26:02

Bean's World. Bean's World, you got an animal fact. Oh shit, no, I don't. What animal has the largest cock?

Speaker 4 26:13

That's not a fact.