On Tap Podcast
On Tap is the podcast that celebrates the heart and soul of blue-collar working class culture. We'll be hosting some amazing folks from the blue-collar world and beyond. Listen in as we chat with industry legends, unsung heroes, and experts in their fields. Their stories, experiences, and insights will inspire and entertain you. Comedy is our secret sauce. Kody & Sam have a knack for turning everyday work stories into side-splitting anecdotes. Prepare for laughter, hilarious work-related mishaps, and a good dose of humor to brighten your day. Whether you're clocking in for your shift or winding down after a hard day's work, "On Tap" is your go-to podcast for a dose of blue-collar pride, a taste of the finest brews, a good laugh, and a fresh take on the world's current events. Subscribe now and be part of the working-class revolution!
On Tap Podcast
Skateboards, Wildfires, and the Sam's Harry Potter Obsession
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Feel the camaraderie as we share personal updates and dive into the rollercoaster of our lives. From the frantic pace of demanding jobs to the bittersweet moments of saying goodbye to a beloved family pet, our stories paint a vivid picture of life's beautiful chaos. We also dish about the lighthearted chaos of male friendships, where humor teeters on the edge of discomfort and hilarity, and even dabble in our fascination with the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
0:00 Nostalgia for Carefree Childhood Freedom
2:31 Reunion and Life Updates
13:34 Exploring Male Sexuality and Harry Potter
26:23 Wildfires in LA
37:48 Contrast in Homelessness Perception
40:37 Casino Truck Drawing Discussion
43:59 Gambling and Pranks in Mexico
52:01 Pit Horse Legend and Taco Bell
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Speaker 2:I was closer to what Cody had going on At that age too. I was just smoking a lot of weed and we just rode BMX bikes all over town.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was doing that, except for just skateboarding.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wasn't allowed in town when I was young.
Speaker 3:I wasn't either very often.
Speaker 1:I remember one time I went to a buddy's house that lived in town and my mom was like freaked out, like you guys better not be walking around town sure as shit we walked to the holiday and one of her friends called my mom to tell her they saw me walking around town. You can't get away with much these hoodlums are on foot.
Speaker 3:That was always the telltale sign of like the bad kids in town. They were walking around town hanging out at Robinson Park. Like the Kip Lums are on foot. That was always the telltale sign of the bad kids in town.
Speaker 1:They were walking around town, hanging out at Robinson Park Like the 90s kid style, but it was the 2000s. Yeah, way more lame. It wasn't as accepted Because in the 90s dude, that's just what the 90s was the last generation that got to just fuck off. No cell phones. Your parents didn't want you hanging out inside and they weren't worried about you getting kidnapped every day, like you know, it wasn't near as much of a fear, and then, as soon as phones came in, I feel like it just kind of took all that freedom away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because now people were been like oh, we didn't like being alive, alive in the time of the Sandlot, like the 70s, 80s, where it's literally just like you wake up, it's the summer and your mom's like you just leave your mom's, like, be back home at this time, and then you literally just go do whatever it is that you feel like doing until that time and as long as you're home by that time, she can't say anything about it, it doesn't care.
Speaker 3:And also they had no clue where you were.
Speaker 2:No idea at all, no way to track you, no way to fucking know.
Speaker 1:Will you turn me up a little bit.
Speaker 3:Turn my headphones up a little bit. Yes, I can.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's way better.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right, are we ready for this?
Speaker 1:Should we have drinks out for this?
Speaker 3:We don't have to.
Speaker 1:I guess you guys got koozies.
Speaker 3:Drinks. I'm just going to have one.
Speaker 1:I just didn't know if we should have drinks for the read.
Speaker 3:Oh, for the ad read We'll do that last. Oh sure, We'll do it afterwards.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, you think we're just going to fucking start with an ad read.
Speaker 1:I thought it would be good practice.
Speaker 2:It would be good practice. Actually, I think you should do an episode so you can practice for the ad read.
Speaker 3:That's kind of awesome.
Speaker 2:You don.
Speaker 3:You don't have to practice for an episode you just kind of sit there and yap good point, all right. Uh, mitch, bring us in. Dude, I hate it when you play this game with me. I'm so fucking nervous right now. Are you hung over? So so hung over. You haven't been on the pod for a long time. We all haven't been on the pod for a long time.
Speaker 2:It's been almost a year, I know and I completely fucked off last night too, like I was like.
Speaker 3:I know I have a podcast. You're're out of it.
Speaker 2:My better idea, dude, is to drink till 2 am and then feel like shit, show up an hour late, Dude it's like we never left. I know Nothing's changed. You're right back in. Nothing's changed at all. You haven't missed shit dude.
Speaker 3:All right, gun to your head. You have to deliver the most explosive intro that you've ever given.
Speaker 2:Dude, I three, two, one gun cocked. Welcome back to another episode on tap with the boys, boys.
Speaker 3:It has been, I like, nine months, eight months. It's been a long time it's been forever.
Speaker 2:I feel like I haven't even seen you guys in forever, let alone sat behind the camera. I'm so fucking scared right now yeah, this is weird.
Speaker 3:We've only even been in this office a handful of times since then yeah, I, I mean I've.
Speaker 2:I came in here on like christmas by myself because my dad told me the wrong time to show my grandparents. Oh, that's right, I forgot about that dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's unbelievable, man. I mean it's crazy how you go into. For years we have seen each other at least once a week, been there to record, and it's like I was. I was talking to cody today and we were catching up like old friends, you know like it's just crazy, I know there's just I'm just so busy now.
Speaker 3:You know two kids. I was talking to Cody today and we were catching up like old friends. You know, like crazy, I know, there's just I'm just so busy now. You know two kids.
Speaker 2:Uh, bills, it's just too much Now we're back up and ripping.
Speaker 3:This is an excuse to be back on a regular scheduled hangout, which is the original intent of this.
Speaker 2:Is it like super cringy and a little bit weird for me to say that Like. Is it like super cringy and a little bit weird for me to say that Like, I feel like a part of my life is missing when you guys aren't here. Your last eight months something's been missing in my soul. Dude it was weird man.
Speaker 1:Like it got to the point when we first quit doing it it was like, do I even want to do this anymore? Like it started to almost feel like a nuisance. And then it got to the point where it like started fucking me up. Like I think about it all day. Every day people be messaging us and it would kill me every time I couldn't even respond to people.
Speaker 2:So it feels good to be back, boys dude, I honestly in the bros I've been being so shitty like people ask me about it now and I'm so sick of answering the question that I'm just like a fucking dick someone be like why aren't you? Guys shooting the podcast and and we're like because we haven't been fucking shooting it. Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 3:You start getting snappy with them. Yeah, literally Just like an asshole and they're like oh geez, that's funny. Well, now you don't have to answer any more of those questions, because we're back. Mitch, catch us up. How have you been, dude Brother? I've been just been.
Speaker 2:I worked like solid from June to like the end of September.
Speaker 1:Like seven days a week. Richie Mitchie been on that grind, baby Dude I wish I had something to show for it.
Speaker 2:I don't know shit.
Speaker 3:Really yeah, you got this sweet puffer vest on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, I bought it at a discount. It's on the clearance rack.
Speaker 3:Well, that's always good, you're stacking cash.
Speaker 2:You're working. You just got back from snowmobiling. Yeah, I went on a little trip. That was a good time. I thought I totaled my sled. Didn't total my sled, that was cool I don't live and learn?
Speaker 3:yeah, I guess. So, um, make sure your o2 sensor's plugged in.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm fucking saying, dude call it a day checks and balances dude, pay attention yeah, um, you know I really don't have anything going on.
Speaker 3:I just got back from a cruise, just buried my family pet this morning, dude what a way to start. Yeah, what a wild turn of events. On my kid's second birthday, someone hit my dog and killed it on the side of the road right in front of our house.
Speaker 2:Dude, you dropped this news on us in the group chat just as blatantly as you did it.
Speaker 3:And I didn't know how to respond.
Speaker 2:I was like I don't know if I'm like supposed to be.
Speaker 3:I don't even know why. I don't even know why I did that.
Speaker 2:Yeah you were just like that's my way of coping. You seem so nonchalant about it too. You were like dude, I gotta deal with this now. And I'm like deal with it, dude. Like mentally, or like I like you. It seemed like you were more mad that you had to bury the dog than you were that the dog died.
Speaker 3:No, I definitely was upset that the dog died. It was a good dog.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was almost like serial killer, happy about it, like, yeah, I get to hold this dead dog, oh my God. Yeah, that was a whole ordeal.
Speaker 3:I mean like digging a four-foot hole through. You know, four feet of frozen clay is not ideal at 530 in the morning.
Speaker 2:Yeah dude. I mean, that's just. I feel like you should be a little bit more emotionally hurt than you are about digging this hole yeah, I mean, I definitely am.
Speaker 3:I think I just, you know, I got a little bit of the tism. I think I just process yeah emotions.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you gotta seem like a tough man too, you know. Yeah, that's gotta be strong, you know.
Speaker 1:And there's nothing worse than when you it's like the day you wake up knowing you have to go to a funeral. Or like waking up knowing you have to bury your dog first thing in the morning, like, dude, there's nothing worse than when your eyes open, it's the first thing, like get to go bury the dog today.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, fuck dude yeah, uh, what a task to wake up to have to do. You know that was yeah, that was tough. Well, it was even tougher too. It's like our, our two-year-old now is like he's talking, and last night he's like baxter doing, baxter, do, like, what is baxter doing? Why is he not here? I'm like, oh my god, now you gotta teach him.
Speaker 2:I don't like that I don't like that.
Speaker 3:I don't like that.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying a word you just gotta throw on an. All dogs, go to heaven and let them figure it out.
Speaker 3:I I've never actually watched that movie.
Speaker 1:I saw it when our first dog died, dude. Oh my God, my parents were strategic on it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's really strange for me, like I'll cry at Ghostbusters but I just don't shed a tear when something real happens. It's weird. What's your long-term plan for? Like, how are you gonna tell lincoln that? Are you gonna tell him it's?
Speaker 1:dead? Or are you gonna tell him like you said no, I'm not saying a word, you're just gonna hope he forgets about it? Yeah, he's gonna forget about it, no doubt. Oh, I give him a week, dude.
Speaker 2:The dog's gone from his mind like oh dude, that's so messed up that you can do that to kids well, he's young enough I mean, if he was older you definitely couldn't just let it pass it's messed up that you can just trick him like that, though, dude, and be like oh, he'll forget dude, I wouldn't have even celebrated his birthday sometimes, if I don't want him to like watch tv or like you know something, you know, if you just kind of like shiny ball, shiny ball, shiny ball, he just forgets about whatever he was doing anyways he's just he's that young right now where you can just kind of distract him with something parents gotta be wild.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, it's insane, it's insane what's it like having two diapers to change consistently? Like is it a load on on your daily chores?
Speaker 3:like did it stack up on you?
Speaker 1:no, it's pretty you gotta be pretty good at it. No, I'm fast you ever get pissed on or anything crazy.
Speaker 3:Oh, cameron, yeah for sure, yeah, the the youngest one. He's well, he's only six months old right now. He doesn't't anymore, but right away, initially, when they're first born and the first month or two, every single time you change them, you got to put a wipe on them while the diaper's off, because that fresh air hitting them. They'll just let it rip, dude, and they'll just start pissing everywhere, is that?
Speaker 2:where boys get the urge for the rest of their life to piss outside. It's because of that.
Speaker 3:Probably. Yeah, a little fresh air hits it and then boom, you got to go.
Speaker 2:There's no better piss than an outdoor piss.
Speaker 3:If I can avoid a toilet. I'm going to every time, honestly, in the summertime, I'll go on the back deck instead of going to the bathroom. Yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, thank you I thought I was weird for doing that dude. Does Taylor think that's odd? Oh yeah, definitely Jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ Cody, yeah, she gets pissed because there's the only way on my back deck that's convenient for me, that I'm not. Okay. My one side of my deck I'm facing the road. The other side of the deck faces all of Lincoln's toys that are on the ground, so I just kind of like aim off to the side.
Speaker 1:But it's relatively close to like this little playhouse that he has, you know. So she gets mad about that. But I'm so glad you brought this up, mitch, because on christmas so me and my sister don't live at home, but we came home christmas morning, did presents whatever everybody gets in the car, we go to christmas. When we got back I immediately went to the piss spot at my parents house right around the corner, took a piss just like I have since I was a child and my sister's like what the fuck? We're literally about to go inside and I was like thinking like who the fuck are you shaming me for an outdoor piss?
Speaker 2:and then my dad when you got a good spot too oh, dude like a spot that like brings back a memory for you there's like a spot depressed into the ground.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro I'm telling you, it is a chunk of dirt and it's just dirt. No grass hasn't been there for 15 years and it's, it's, yeah, my dad.
Speaker 1:I remember him teaching me like this is the piss spot and there's probably like three generations of chris pissed right there, dude, I mean, I'm over a thousand pisses in this spot and my dad so my sister's yelling at me and my dad comes around the corner and he's like what's the big deal? He pissed right in the piss spot. And she's like you guys have a piss spot and it's like my God, you don't understand when.
Speaker 3:Lincoln starts getting old enough to where he knows to pull down his pants and just let her rip outside. I'm going to maybe put a little ticker, a little tracker on the side of the porch and just like, hey, every time you come out here.
Speaker 2:That'd make a great TikTok.
Speaker 3:We just tap the thing and then we know the stats for the piss spot.
Speaker 1:You should give him 10 cents for saving you a little water every time.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a good point.
Speaker 3:We have a well, so we don't pay for water Fair.
Speaker 1:But an unneeded flood. You have a lot of. I will. That's. That's wear and tear on the toilet. Dude 100 point like he's. If he, you should probably get him on a system where he only knows you're allowed to piss outside.
Speaker 3:No, definitely not.
Speaker 2:That's his mom will never yell at him about pissing on the seat now that's gonna bite that was a big fight in my childhood.
Speaker 3:Oh my god no, because there's there's a fine line of teaching kids when it is acceptable and when it is not, because I've definitely been in public scenarios where some little kids just letting her rip pants around the ankles, butt out or even just like facing everyone.
Speaker 2:Yeah you can't be doing that in the 2020s dude someone someone's looking at that and not laughing about it you know what I'm saying? Someone's looking at that and going to prison. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1:That's what I mean dude, I remember in preschool there was a kid that would drop his drawers all the way to his ankles at the urinal. Yeah, and even in preschool we were all like what the fuck's wrong?
Speaker 2:with this guy. Dude, we had a, we had a kid that did that in kindergarten and we called him butt boy for like three years.
Speaker 3:That's how you get these mean nicknames like to you as a kid too. You do in a like a.
Speaker 2:You do things like that at a non-socially accepted time dude, you know what the best part is if you do that as an adult. It's a comedy routine.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the funniest thing you can do.
Speaker 2:It is funny the funniest thing you can do is drop trow to ankle at the bar. Yeah, with there's like eight guys in there pissing yeah, there's nothing funnier it is.
Speaker 3:It always hits, every single time. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I completely agree. But this brings me into another thing my dumb high brain has been thinking about is like why do some guys think gay jokes are hilarious and some guys are so off put from them? Because if somebody dropped draw right in front of me in the stall I would lose it. Dude, it'd be so fucking funny. But I got buddies, I'd be. They would probably cut that guy off.
Speaker 3:That's so fucking disgusting I think a lot of it has to do with, like, your own comfortability. You know like if you got maybe a little bit, a little bit of gay in you, you wouldn't be okay with it yeah, yeah, I could see bean boy getting pretty pissed off about someone like doing some gay shit like that I could see him doing it and then getting mad about someone else doing it yeah, he's that kind of guy yeah, he's not very courteous dude it's crazy there's just such a spectrum of what some straight guys are willing to do on on the gay spectrum and just walk away like it never happened yeah, you know, like I think gay jokes with the boys just keep the night entertaining, no matter what.
Speaker 2:Like there's nothing funnier than like me very homoerotically flirting with my buddy in front of his girlfriend. I don't think there's anything funnier than that?
Speaker 3:yeah, it is funny, especially if they're uncomfortable about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, their girlfriends hate it.
Speaker 3:That makes it funnier, yeah well, I think it's funnier if the girlfriend thinks it's funny but they don't. Because? Then?
Speaker 1:you're both kind of like in on the joke and he's not. Yeah 100%, because as soon as I know a guy, a friend of mine, is uncomfortable with those types of jokes, I'm going to use it to the fullest ability.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're stepping on the gas. At that point I'm going to terrorize them.
Speaker 1:I'm going to even give them a little hand hit. Grab them on the thigh oh yeah, dude, there's nothing like being gay with the boys.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this on this show before, but I think that and I'm trying to think of a way to explain this that there's not much difference between some gay guys and just being super horny, like I think that there's certain guys out there that they're not necessarily gay, they're just willing to have sex with anyone that's willing to have sex with them, and I think for a lot of guys it's easier to sleep with another guy than it would be to sleep with a woman.
Speaker 2:Really Does that make sense? I think I get what you're saying, but I think it's a crazy accusation.
Speaker 1:There's just, I mean think of, I don't disagree how many guys that have slept with women, that kind of look like guys that you're just like really well, I, to back you up, I knew a guy in high school he was a couple years older than me who, like he, could get as much pussy as he wanted, and then he would. And then he would brag to you about how he convinced the gay kid at our school to suck his dick and smoke him up.
Speaker 3:I remember you telling me this I know what you're talking about dude, it's like you would like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he sucked my dick and smoked me up like what the fuck? You can't even call him gay. He just fucked like three chicks.
Speaker 2:You know that's what I'm talking about some of the craziest stories ever in my life. How have I not heard?
Speaker 1:sexual validity. Man is fluidity. Yeah, that's what I would call it yeah.
Speaker 3:I think they just like to get their rocks off and it doesn't matter who it is it's like the rock or like brad pitt.
Speaker 1:You know they they could have fucked anybody they wanted, and that's's when they're like I'll go for some ass.
Speaker 3:Are they gay Some?
Speaker 1:male ass. Are you kidding me, dude the Rock?
Speaker 3:and Brad Pitt. I don't know what confirmed, but it's More than likely dude.
Speaker 2:It's a pretty Really.
Speaker 1:High-end A-listers.
Speaker 2:They go gay bro.
Speaker 3:Diddy parties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was just old ditty thing, like I don't know that you think them guys are all just gay or do you think they're just like had had everything that you can have? Might as well switch it up. It's just, it's like a power thing, you know. It's like well, I've seen every shade of nipple. Might as well get some cock that's some, actually that's good advice seriously, dude. See, I don't clean up enough. I'm still straight man to the prime. You know, I, I fucking, I'm got my snout down ready to go for it.
Speaker 3:That's why I'll never be gay do you think you're not like wait, what do you mean? You're not? You're saying are you saying you don't groom enough to be with guys? I think what.
Speaker 2:Sam's saying is he doesn't get enough pussy to want to suck a dick. Exactly, I don't get enough pussy.
Speaker 1:I'm still going for it. I haven't even achieved ultimate pussy. Once you get there it's like might as well just suck a dick Dude.
Speaker 2:this might be one of the wildest tangents we've ever been on. I'm so glad to be back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I I understand how you're coming to that conclusion, but I don't think I agree with it.
Speaker 1:No, how do you think? You think?
Speaker 3:you just never get sick of pussy. No, maybe you just need to try a guy just to see.
Speaker 1:You know, that's not a bad idea, Dude. I think it might be a bad idea.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so, anyways, we're going to end this short.
Speaker 2:Just kidding. Dude Sam, what have you been up to? We went through what me and Cody have been up to. Oh, are you trying to get off of this topic?
Speaker 3:here man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm done with this topic, guys. It's making me uncomfortable. Dude, I might be a little bit gay, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1:Well, dude, lately I was just telling cody this earlier I I've been on such a harry potter kick and I've it's finally I finally accepted how much of a loser I am about harry potter because I'm actually obsessed with it. Like I will go through my day like something will remind me of something dumbledore did and in the sixth movie, half-blood prince, and I'll be like, oh yeah, that's like harry potter. And then like I'll like tell my friends like, oh yeah, harry potter. And they're all like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:yeah, dude, that's like straight up. I don't even think I've seen a harry potter.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I played the whole hogwarts legacy game and then watched every movie within a two-week span I've seen the first four movies for sure, none of the the other ones. See, that's another thing, dude. I realize how much of a loser a Potterhead I am, because when somebody like I asked my buddy Scrat, I'm like you like Harry Potter? He's like fuck. No, like you ever seen him? No, that shit enrages me, dude. People put disrespect on the Harry Potter.
Speaker 3:You ever thought about tying him up in an office?
Speaker 1:chair like duck, taping him down, eyes pinned open and just forcing him to watch all eight movies, or however many there are in a row. You know, I I don't hate the idea, but I want him to to have the same love as I do. Um, but yeah, besides harry potter, I've just been, I've been closing deals and fucking banging puss. That's about it, dude. I still live with my wife.
Speaker 2:Scrat, the use, the use, just after the use.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, ain't nothing changed for me pal Studio's a little bit cleaned up. We got rid of the bottles. We're changing the vibe in here a little bit. We still have a couple of beers today just to take the edge off, just to kind of chill, but we're kind of switching things up a little bit. Wouldn't be surprised if we maybe even change her up a little bit more oh yeah, dude, I mean I the bottles, it's.
Speaker 1:It's a nice collection. It led to a good like hey, let's take a shot. But it's dude, I've been a fucking loser man. I a beer today.
Speaker 1:Is is crazy for me like I yeah, this whole weekend it's sunday when we're recording this I did nothing and that that was foreign to me, dude. I used to be like I had crazy fomo, and now I've been so on the money grind that like I can't even get myself to go out anymore. I feel that, dude, I'm honestly the complete opposite right now. I feel like I can't even get myself to go out anymore.
Speaker 2:I feel that dude, I'm honestly the complete opposite right now I feel like I'm in fucking high school again. You just booze I started hanging out with some kids like around my area now, like that was the problem when I lived, moved to this house in stacy as I was just so far from more than I'm like I'm not gonna drive you're an adult now you can't be hanging out with kids.
Speaker 2:Well, dude, they're the same age as me, but so yeah, we just I mean, we just absolutely fucking rip it up every weekend like I'm just a fucking degenerate.
Speaker 3:18 that's fun, though, honestly, do it while you can. Yeah, do it while you can you got no kids, you got no wife rip it up, dude not to bend it all, how many?
Speaker 1:you were out of town for three months straight, four months like yeah, I learned it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was. It was a pretty brutal fucking summer.
Speaker 1:So what was the road like? Were you letting her rip on the road or were you pretty?
Speaker 2:I mean, we were drinking every night, but it wasn't like sleeping in hammocks on the truck and shit that was in florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was fun yeah, dude, let's go through the storm man, because it was a good time I didn't.
Speaker 2:So I was actually pretty pissed. I didn't get to go to the car Carolinas because you know how there was like two pretty bad ones right in a row. So like 80% of our company goes to the Carolinas and I'm like one of the few guys that don't get the invite. So I'm fucking pissed off about it and we're whining. And then, sure as shit, florida's about to get smacked. So we load up, go down there, and then you got to sleep in there with like 30 other old, farting men.
Speaker 3:Jesus.
Speaker 2:I just have no fucking interest in doing that.
Speaker 3:What do those things smell like?
Speaker 2:Dude, actually those ones weren't the worst ones I've ever seen. They're like at least air-conditioned and shit like that and they give you a nice bedding and whatever else. Like I like to sleep alone and like that's another big thing with Storm is you're always with someone for like 24 hours a day constantly, so like you don't get alone time and I just need a little bit of that. So I just bought a hammock at fucking Bussie's and I strung her up in the back of my truck and I just slept under the stars every night Because I was in Florida.
Speaker 2:That sounds so awesome, it was 70 degrees out out, I didn't care.
Speaker 3:That sounds awesome you ever get any lizards on you no, no, it rained the one night.
Speaker 2:I threw a little. I had a dirt tarp. I threw it over the boom like a little tent. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, it's fucking good to go, dude, that sounds awesome.
Speaker 3:It was like camping, very peaceful. Yeah, it was great. It's like you're in a tent. Yeah, that's a great idea. Honestly, um, what is like? What do you guys eat when you're out doing that? You just you like. Yeah so because you're like you're working long hours in those man camps they serve us three meals oh, no shit, yeah, so they you wake up.
Speaker 2:Everyone goes to breakfast and then they have like cold lunches that you can grab you got.
Speaker 3:You go to like a chow hall, like they have a tree yeah, they set up this massive tent with just a million fucking tables and chairs and you just go through like the high school cafeteria and they just load up your little fucking tray and oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:How many guys are in these camps I bet that one had probably seven, eight thousand guys in it dang something like that.
Speaker 3:I did not realize it was like that yeah, that was so.
Speaker 2:It was actually the florida uh state fairgrounds is where that one was wow. And then they had another one set up at the buccaneers stadium and, uh, that's, they had one set up at the Buccaneers Stadium, that's insane, they had one set up at the Tampa Bay Rays Stadium too. And then the hurricane hit and it ripped the ceiling off the Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1:Rays Stadium Are there a lot of chick linemen?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Because I feel like chicks. There's not a lot of them, there's more chick tree trimmers than there is linemen.
Speaker 2:So in these man camps it's not just linemen.
Speaker 1:It's just linemen, it's a lot of tree trimmers, a lot of linemen, and then there's like some storm cleanup guys, like guys who just do like haul trash. Basically, did you? I remember there was something going on where, like they were telling linemen to skip the houses with the trump signs out there. Did you ever hear anything about that?
Speaker 2:no, that was a big deal. Dude, dude. We worked in the hood the whole time. I was like I mean, like the fucking greasy outskirts of tampa, fucking hood was it uh?
Speaker 3:was there ever any like security problems, any safety issues?
Speaker 2:no, not on storm dude I. That happened in houston last year where people were getting all rowdy but like usually when you show up, they're just happy to see you. Yeah, it's like the best time to go there because, like they've been on for a week and I'm here to fucking fix it. You're the savior yeah, dude, also I found out a little life hack. One of my linemen taught me, if you give crackheads cold water, they'll be your best friend they won't fuck with you if you just cold water bottles.
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Speaker 3:I fucking love you guys but they don't keep coming back.
Speaker 2:No, they pretty much leave you alone after you saw some water bottle. They just mosey on down. That's a good hack.
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Speaker 1:right now. Oh yeah, dude, I saw all these insurance companies are canceling their coverage on these, on these people that live where the main fires are and like another, this little conspiracy that I've been getting into. But a lot of these houses that are burning down are people that are involved in the Diddy case and they're not doing anything to stop them. People are starting to say it might be covering up some evidence.
Speaker 3:That's crazy yeah, um, I saw photos of like entire neighborhoods, thousands of houses, completely leveled yeah, it is like five million dollars too.
Speaker 2:Like la is like you can't even get a house for less than a million dollars, and it's just no water in the fire hydrants.
Speaker 3:The hollywood sign burnt down like that place is trash now. Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 2:It is gone.
Speaker 3:I don't know how they fucked that up, that bad. It's changed forever.
Speaker 1:Well, I was just listening to the Joe Rogan Mel Gibson episode and Mel Gibson was talking about it. He's like, yeah, right before this I called my son, asked how it's going and he said all of our houses are gone. He's like you're, I'm watching your house get burnt right now.
Speaker 3:Wow, it's like holy, I watched uh, I watched like a gopro live stream of a dude ripping around the streets, um, on dirt bike, and he had like a gopro on his helmet. Uh-huh, I mean it looks like you're in a third world country. It looks like a bomb just went off and there's I mean houses, like I said completely to the ground and it's just smoldering. I mean I can't imagine what the air quality is like ripping around in there yeah, dude, it's like how do you even start?
Speaker 2:where do you even start?
Speaker 3:you know like I'm surprised we haven't got called out there to go fucking start working on power lines already I watched a video this morning of firefighters just going house to house shutting off open um I'm assuming gas lines. It's just like a fire, just, and they just go up and use this long tool and shut off the pipe or close it off, or I don't know what they're doing. Yeah, they're just going house to house, but there's thousands of these houses that are just leveled.
Speaker 1:It's like George Floyd all over again.
Speaker 3:Except it's not Minneapolis. I think LA is probably like 10 times the size because it's like so many. I mean, the population density in that area is insane. You know, it's probably, like I said, like 10 times the size of minneapolis dude the crazy.
Speaker 2:Like the craziest part is like what do you even? Where do they go?
Speaker 3:what does skid row?
Speaker 2:look how many how many fucking houses just burnt. And it's not like you can go get a fucking hotel, because the hotels are probably fucking burnt like la is just not just the hotels but hospitals. Like they don't, like you can't go anywhere, you gotta just leave like a lot of the motherfuckers probably do own other houses, like in different states, but at the same time I don't know, I don't think so, really no, I would say the majority of people like that, like the regular, like the non-celebrities.
Speaker 3:That's like their only house and you know it's so expensive to live there, Like they probably don't have anything else.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, dude, Like I don't know where the fires are exactly, but imagine it takes out Compton, like what the fuck are they going to do?
Speaker 3:Well, I was thinking about Skid Row. Like, have you guys ever heard about skid row? It's basically like, picture a town like five times the size of pine city, maybe a little bit smaller. That is all just one huge homeless camp, basically cardboard boxes, wood huts, you know, like whatever people are building their houses out of to get by, like there's, I think, zero chance that that thing didn't light up how many people have died.
Speaker 2:I don't even know is there any statistic?
Speaker 1:I'll look it up.
Speaker 2:Look it up like you think about that, like I'm sure they just told everyone to evacuate the city. How many of them? People probably don't even have the means to get out of the city. They just have been in la for years and years and like have no reason to leave.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, a lot lower than I thought it would be as of one hour ago. 16 dead and 16 missing, bro, that's still crazy.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's not really that bad for a natural disaster, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I'm sure they had a little bit of a heads up and now keep in mind too.
Speaker 3:This is still very new. That's only 16 missing. That's only if people call and say I can't find this person. You know what I mean. Imagine how many people don't have any relatives.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how many people aren't being looked for?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, if you're a homeless person and your family doesn't know where you are anyways, they're not going to know if you died in the fire, it's probably way higher than that. Honestly, it's insane. The pictures are nuts. Yeah, the it's insane. The pitchers are nuts. Yeah, the pitchers are nuts. I couldn't imagine but they've been saying that for years, like all it takes is just one one wrong wind and the whole city.
Speaker 3:I mean that's been for years they've said that we're just getting lucky. I think it fires like this every single year. It just never gets this bad.
Speaker 2:Well it does get that bad, it just doesn't not where the high population area is?
Speaker 3:yeah, I.
Speaker 2:I would venture to say this probably isn't even really that bad of a wildfire compared to what they usually get, but just the path that it took is probably the most fucked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's insane. It was like 72,000 home policies were canceled by State Farm Jesus. Christ so all these people. You're not getting any money for your house.
Speaker 1:Especially the insurance companies. They already got the squeeze on them. People are I, you know shout out uh, our boy luigi. I'm not even a luigi guy, but it's like I didn't even realize how fucked up insurance and health care is in general, and all the insurance companies are like the dirtiest businesses in the world yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3:They're fucking horrible. Yeah, what was that statistic like? Even in the 08 market collapse, there was not one insurance company that went bankrupt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why would they? They can find a reason to cancel your shit yeah good point.
Speaker 3:Every single industry had an absurd amount of bankruptcies, but it was the insurance industry. There was not one bankruptcy.
Speaker 2:It's the biggest scam in the world and you have to have it. It's against the law to not have it.
Speaker 3:I don't know where I was going with that.
Speaker 1:That was embarrassing. You don't think about it until you're not getting any.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, dude, I can't even imagine your whole world is in that home. You have that peace of mind of being like well, I'm covered, we'll get the important stuff out, the things we can't get back. And then to find out your coverage was snipped like like that, probably because some underwriting in the contract and it's just just terrible. And it's tough because it's like you know, with luigi taking, assassinating a ceo, you know that directly is not going to do anything, that's, if anything, that just hurts a family but something neat like what could we even do to make it better?
Speaker 2:as people like the problem with like what happened there and like killing a ceo. There's 5 000 guys that work for that company that are already gunning for that guy's job anyway, they have a replacement already yeah, I think it was just more of a statement piece, you know yeah, exactly, it's just like a like public awareness, yeah, like those political activists that'll like throw paint on the mona lisa.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, that shit was getting me heated up, man, I'd be watching tiktok and it'd be like there was a huge run for a while, specifically in europe, where, like they were just tarnishing every old artifact, they could fuck up and like, dude, I'm kind of history buff, you know, like I just I'm obsessed with history and like, oh, dude, I was getting mad. Man, it really started to turn me transphobic watching those, or like when people were gluing their hand to the basketball courts and shit like that's so funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's crazy. I mean like you don't. I mean, I know you're just making a statement, but what are you? What are you really doing here?
Speaker 2:yeah, I never in your hand like why are you gonna go sit in the middle of the fucking highway and ruin my day about it?
Speaker 3:oh dude that shit makes me.
Speaker 2:That's the that's the most angering one is when they sit in the middle of the fucking highway and then they like get mad that you run them over dude I.
Speaker 1:I know like it had to be germany because it was.
Speaker 3:It was white dudes that are scary you know like where they got that scary? Look to them russia. And dude.
Speaker 1:There was these fucking tootsie rolls sitting there holding arms and, like fucking dude, this guy just comes and starts clocking them, moving them over. I I know that I wouldn't take the physical route, but I would definitely get upset and probably do something crazy because I just can't. If I was on my way to work like cody and that's what I always think dude is.
Speaker 2:It's like what if I'm on my way to work? You know how fucking annoying that is for me.
Speaker 3:Well, we actually know a lot of people that were affected by that, by the riots in minneapolis. Oh really, you know these marches that were going right down 35 like dude. That was thousands of people that were not able to go to work because they just were lining up on the highway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's like what's your work's not gonna fucking cover you, dude. No, at least my job wouldn't.
Speaker 3:Well, we don't have pto, most people be like all right, that's a fair excuse. Like we're literally looking at your car, I just feel like you're not gonna get paid.
Speaker 2:Still, like they can't be mad at you, but you're not gonna make money like you're fucking directly taking money out of my pocket. That's gonna fucking make me angry yeah, good point.
Speaker 3:I didn't do anything to you. Why are you making me late for work, like I?
Speaker 2:get that. It's like a public showing thing, but at the same time it's like you're not all the people you're trying to go after, you're not fucking their day up, dude. Yeah, that's. You're fucking up everyone else's day, everyone. You expect everyone to be like happy about it?
Speaker 3:yeah, why don't we, like you know, have everyone go in the insurance building and block all the entrances and exits to that one specific building?
Speaker 2:yeah, I like go in there, go into the insurance building and hit all the buttons on the elevator. Yeah, that's a good protest dude, I'd be all game for that. That doesn't fucking ruin my day, that's a good like buddy, the elephant just all the buttons in the fucking empire state building.
Speaker 3:These big sky rises, yeah, yeah, that would actually be crazy. But yeah, don't block off the highway. What are you thinking? Should we block off 61 and Pine Dude? That would be so funny. That's the quickest way you could ever get hit by a tractor dude. Yeah, they're not going to be putting up with that. No, no, people around here are going to be like all right, we'll wait.
Speaker 2:Dude, he'd be on a Facebook group in like 30 seconds we had one protester during those protests in.
Speaker 1:Pine and there was at least 40 people that drove past him screaming shit, If we tried to stop 61, dude, I can't even imagine what would happen to us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're for sure getting almost hit right, I think you got to do it. They're swerving probably towards you but what's our cause?
Speaker 1:what would we? What's something that just fucking pisses you off right now oh, a lot I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3:Um we I know one dude arizona iced tea going above 99 cents what is? That? No, that's not real.
Speaker 2:It's not real. If it is it's, it's the place that you're buying it from. The fire electrician did a whole video on this. They've never, changed their retail price ever and if you have to buy it for more than $0.99, it means that the gas station that they sold it to is knocking it. That's the reason that the price is going up. It's not Arizona. Dude, don't go after them. They're good people over there, Okay.
Speaker 1:Dude, I waved at the new homeless guy in town. Yeah, I drove just past him. He was right by the thrift store. I drove by, gave him a wave, no wave back.
Speaker 3:No, he actually doesn't want to be talked to, he wants to be completely unbothered. There was one of our friends. They brought a full meal to him. We're like hey, I thought maybe you would like this food.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not I don't want anything from you turn it down.
Speaker 2:I was like damn okay I like that dude. He's an unorthodox homeless guy he sleeps on the bench.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter if it's negative 20 or 40 degrees, I mean, this guy's sleeping right outside of the office, right here he's sleeping on the bench you have to give credit for the dedication.
Speaker 3:Like I, I respect it that guy's way harder than me, dude and there's a homeless shelter, you know, probably 30 yards from where I saw him well, here's the problem with some of those homeless shelters that the people don't want to use them because a lot of those places you have to be sober, they make you make you blow oh damn if you blow anything, a lot and a lot of them are faith-based, like, so like it'll be a religious deal.
Speaker 3:I don't know if this one is or not, but I know the one in grand forks was like um, I knew a guy who was just sleeping on the street and I was like, why don't you just go to this place? He's like then I can't right, dude, starting to see some underlying issues here, buddy.
Speaker 1:So the homeless shelter. Right in behind my there's an apartment complex. Right next to it yeah, and my buddy. So they built like this big ass patio for the homeless to chill in, and my buddy lives in that apartment complex.
Speaker 1:His fucking porch thing that comes off the side of the wall, whatever you might call it with your fancy words patio he uh, if you just hang out there, dude, you're literally like hanging over the the patio for the homeless people, and so he's right there. You can just hear him getting rowdy at night, fucking yelling really just yeah, oh my god, like yelling at each other yeah, dude, like just like getting in arguments on the phone and shit and he just has to deal with. He's the closest person possible to them and they're just right there, dude.
Speaker 2:We went to uh. We went to a winter storm on the east coast a couple years ago and we stopped in uh, kentucky on the way out. There, spent the night in kentucky and the power was out in like most of the town, besides this hotel we were staying in, so they're trucking people in from the homeless shelter to come stay at this hotel and we're all like sitting out drinking in the lobby, you know, hanging out, and they were like out front taking selfies with our cases of beer because they're like they can't drink in the homeless shelter so they like thought it was the coolest thing ever that they could take a picture with the case of beer, did you give them?
Speaker 3:a couple of beers on their homies.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, my one of the guys I work with. There's very like contrasted characters in this story because like there's some like real religious guys and then there's some guys that are just like tight ass and hard ass at the same time, like not gonna fucking give up anything to anyone. We're like the one dude's like we all just made you know x amount of dollar, like ton of money, all on double time driving out here like we didn't do anything all day. You like, if you think everyone should like throw together like 20 bucks and we can donate it to these homeless people, and then like the guy who makes the most money and he was like fuck them, dude, I'm not fucking giving them a set of my goddamn money oh geez well, okay, I thought about this too.
Speaker 3:I was. I was doing a drawing, filming a drawing at the casino the other day and they're this guy that won this truck it so you, you, when you win a truck in some of these big drawings, it's like you win 75 000 credit to go buy a vehicle at whatever dealership is doing the drawing, or 40 000 cash or whatever it is. And this guy that won he was like mid 70s and you know, I was walking with him over to the truck to go take pictures with the one that's on the floor and, um, I was like what do you drive now? And he's like tearing up because he's so happy that he won, you know, and in my head I was, like this is really cool, like I don't.
Speaker 3:It's rare that I come to these drawings and people seem like they deserve to win this you know, and he's like I drive an 03 Chevy Blazer with 300,000 miles on it and I was like, damn, that's sweet, so you're due you know, and then I start to think like damn, maybe the reason why he's driving a busted ass vehicle right now is because he's here too much yeah and then I started to think like damn, and I was telling some of the people there about this and they're like, yeah, you can't like really think about it too deep because you will find reasons to not be happy.
Speaker 3:It's like just be happy for the guy and move on with to the next one oh you know, he took the cash no, he took the yeah, well, seventy five thousand dollars credit, so you still got to pay the sales tax on the vehicle, though damn.
Speaker 1:So what if you so it's just credit. You can't cash out that credit at all that's why you have the cash option sure yeah.
Speaker 3:So it's like forty something thousand cash or which you also have to pay tax on, or seventy five thousand dollars credit to a new vehicle. Dude, what would you take? I'll probably take the truck because even if you, after you pay the sales tax, let's say on the high end, let's say it's a 75 000 truck you're looking at probably 20 grand in tax, maybe a little more. You know that's out of pocket. The truck is still worth the second you drive it off the lot 60 something, you know. Yeah, at least so you could still flip it. You know you need to still be making like 40 grand cash, so you might as well just take the cash option. Honestly, see, I don't know man.
Speaker 2:Unless you really need a truck. I think I'm taking. The only reason is, like that's like free money, like I have a truck that I pay monthly on. So if I take the truck option, not the cash, I'm basically giving myself an extra thousand dollars a month because I'm not paying my fucking vehicle off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a good point. You know what I'm saying. It's a good point, and if you trade something in, you take that, um, the amount of what your vehicle is worth. You take that out of the sales tax as well. Oh fuck, yes, so you trade in something, and then you I'd be getting money. You're lowering the total cost, so you pay less tax, so that maybe that is the way to go.
Speaker 1:That sounds like a good problem to have dude dude, I have never won shit from the casino and I had the most luck I've ever had on new year's me and me and my buddy shout out habel. We went and visited cody because they had all this crazy shit going on at the casino and we're just about to leave and I was like, dude, I gotta hit the green machine, but I've never won on it. Like every time, I'll put at least a 20 in it. I put a 20 in it. Hit it.
Speaker 3:Once 100 pops up, I cash out, bring her in, walk my ass out dude, here's the problem In order to win, you got to play a lot and the odds are not in your favor.
Speaker 2:So like you play a lot, you're going to lose a lot, and the odds of you winning they're so slim. The only way you ever lose in gambling is if you give up, is if you stop. Yeah, there's only two types of people, dude, there's fucking winners and quitters, okay.
Speaker 3:There's no losers. Financial advice for Mitch.
Speaker 1:Dude, that road gets so tough Like I'm a weird person when it comes to money. I'm a weird person when it comes to money. I'm very cheap and so I don't get crazy in the casino, I don't get all fucked up. But I have a lot of friends that have insane gambling problems for the age we are now and it's sickening man. I'll be in there with a buddy that'll be up two grand and I know that doubled his net worth.
Speaker 3:And they still can't cash out. Dude, I lose 40 bucks and I'm sick to my stomach. Yeah, dude, I have no. I cannot.
Speaker 2:I have no entertainment with gambling anymore, like I don't get any sort of rush out of it at all. Even if I win, I'm like dude. This was not worth it to me.
Speaker 3:I'm the same way. When I was like 18, it was the coolest thing ever, yeah.
Speaker 1:The only thing I'll do is play pull tabs, and that's because it's more of a social event than it is to like. It's literally just something to do, and if we win money then it's like, oh, we get free drinks. Cool, if you're strategic on the box, like it, it's. It's not always a loop that the odds can be in your favor they you know they can be close to you get in there.
Speaker 2:I don't think you should ever think that you are gonna win at pull tabs. You should always go into it with the like, the expectation to lose your money.
Speaker 1:No, dude, I was a couple summers ago. Shout out Cammy, because I don't think I gave her enough thanks for this. But she would hit me up every time there was a hot box and she was working.
Speaker 3:You're outing her right now.
Speaker 1:Is that illegal?
Speaker 3:It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon.
Speaker 1:It was seven years ago, okay, or more she would just hit me up and be like hey, there's a hot box up here and, dude, every fucking time I would get a couple buddies so we could buy the fucker out Do the math.
Speaker 2:Dude it was quick bang.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's definitely frowned upon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, definitely frowned upon 100%.
Speaker 1:Fuck him, dude, I can even like one of the times I brought Bean Boy and Scrat and we each took home like 700 right before we got that's insane Scrat and we each took home like 700 right before we got Because it was we had dumped Like $900 in a piece to try To get to the end and some guy Walks up, old dude, he's like you guys mind If I throw a 20 in and be like, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1:Fine, dude, I never have, because I get upset when people Get boxed like Protective of the box.
Speaker 2:They get territorial.
Speaker 1:I've been playing that for an hour. It's like cool dude, I just got here and so, like that shit has always pissed me off, but when you're in the heat of it, man, I can see it.
Speaker 3:I understood it for the first fucking time. Dude, the most I've ever lost on pull tabs was $200, and I was literally sick to my stomach. I wanted to cry. I was literally sick to my stomach, I wanted to cry. I was like, oh my God, why did I just do that? Yeah, I don't think I've ever put more than $200 in ever. I mean other than that $200?
Speaker 2:I've done $200, probably a few times, but I've never done more than that.
Speaker 3:My second highest loss was probably $40 or $60. I mean, I don't ever spend that kind of money on pull tabs, Dude.
Speaker 1:I remember this years ago when I was 18, my grandma gave me 100 bucks for my birthday and I went straight to the gas station and I spent it all on scratch serious.
Speaker 3:You're in your head. You're like this is an investment.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'm gonna fucking make more than that hundred and I get to do scratch offs legally. For the first time I've won like six dollars, dude no way it was. It was like a good first experience, adam, though, because I can count on one hand how many I've I've scratched since you know.
Speaker 3:Oh, my god. That actually reminds me when I was a kid. I bought one of those fake scratch offs that said, like you win like 50 grand or whatever, and I gave it to. I want to say it was my aunt for christmas and she lost her shit. She scratches it off. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my. She's running around, she's screaming, she's, and before I get to say like it was fake, she's already on the phone calling people did the humility start setting in?
Speaker 1:where you're like, you almost feel bad she was pissed.
Speaker 3:She was pissed and I was like that was fake, Read the back and she was so mad.
Speaker 1:Dude, that's such a fucked up joke.
Speaker 2:She thought she hit it big dude.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I felt bad about it.
Speaker 2:That would ruin me, dude. It would absolutely ruin me. It was bad.
Speaker 1:It was bad oh and I would be that. I would take it so bad too where I'm like fuck you, fuck everybody, ruin family christmas probably get so embarrassed, I tear up a little bit.
Speaker 3:I would make a scene, dude I. I'd have to come up with 50 grand for dude.
Speaker 1:It's tough like when somebody pulls a prank on me either I find it the funniest thing in the whole world or I do not handle I usually don't take it well and it's tough because I love fucking with people. So when you do that you have to take them on the chin. You have to accept that I I'm open to these jokes too, but god damn it, I don't handle it well sometimes.
Speaker 2:Dude, if you ever got re-pranked on a prank.
Speaker 1:That's the worst feeling no, I'd love you to elaborate, oh man dude one time.
Speaker 2:So we were staying on the road and we stole this kid's mattress. We just we pulled his mattress off of his bed, put it in one of our rooms, put like the covers back on it so it looked like there was a bed. It was just shorter and he like got in his room, just fucking pissed off, bitch, and he's like there's no fucking mattress, like angry as fuck and we're like out at dinner and I'm like giving it to him, like really, really laying on, like how bad it sucks that he doesn't have a bed. They get back to the hotel and my bed's gone dude, this is the worst night of my life.
Speaker 2:Now I'm drunk and I just bullied you for three hours about it, oh my god the whole time he knows that I don't have a bed in my fucking room. That's the worst feeling in the world, funny did you quarterback the original mattress removal?
Speaker 1:yeah, so they went right there. Yeah, they went right to the source.
Speaker 2:I don't dude. I still don't know how they did it.
Speaker 3:They got it out of my room before we went to the dinner, somehow so they just knew the whole time as I was just feeding it to them and the whole time they were like this dumb ass, yeah, for hours did you suck up your pride and just lay on the box ring, or did you try?
Speaker 1:no, dude, I went.
Speaker 2:I went and fucking got a key for their room and busted in there and fucking rose hell dude, how do you? Get a key for their room. Oh, you just go down to the front desk and lie about your name, dude.
Speaker 3:That's stupid. Oh, that's so funny. We were in Mexico.
Speaker 1:You gave them too many ideas.
Speaker 3:now, dude, we were in Mexico Me, tyler and Tucker forucker's sister's wedding. Tyler was sleeping. He's taking a nap during the middle of the day. We'd all got hammered in the morning and I go down to the front desk and tell him that I'm. I'm tyler bloschek yeah I get into his room and he's still sleeping and we hide tucker and I hide in his closet until he wakes up, god dude until he wakes up we start making noises and rattling the wall. You know he wakes up and he's walking around and we the wall.
Speaker 3:He wakes up and he's walking around and we jump out and scare him and he freaks out. He's chasing us. I climb up on the balcony, climb up on the roof of the hotel In Mexico it's all clay tile shingles. So as I'm running across the room, tyler is smashing these clay tiles sliding off the roof of the hotel as he's chasing me. You know, catch a fire, exit, go down, whatever. He never caught me, but Jeez, that was funny.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a movie scene. Dude, it felt like a movie scene.
Speaker 1:I would be so mad dude. I'd probably be naked, dude, because I only sleep naked.
Speaker 3:He was in his boxers. He was in his boxers chasing after me off the roof of the hotel.
Speaker 1:That chasing after me off the roof of the hotel. That's so funny, dude. That's almost crazier than when Mitch shit his pants and flushed it down the toilet.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, dude, we're still doing this bit. There's no bit that I want to die more dude.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I do want to say Cody and I were talking about that trip just a couple weeks ago and we were just thinking like how the fuck was there even? How did we even consider him for a second? Like that's kind of fucked up dude.
Speaker 2:how are you guys ever gonna put me in that spot, dude? First of all, if I shit my pants, I'm gonna be the first one to. I think that's funnier than you do if I shit my own pants. That's comedy to me, that is. It is a good joke, dude. Everyone, everyone's, allowed one pants shit per year as an adult yeah sure, I would agree.
Speaker 1:Fine, there's nothing wrong with that yeah, yeah, absolutely shout out cody ray, the true, the true pants, the legend, the legend himself the pit bull or what? What is his, his calling card workhorse?
Speaker 2:he's a pit horse dude, half pit bull, half workhorse fucking a boys all right damn dude, I think we go wrap this thing up.
Speaker 3:I'm hungry, let's go get. He's a pit horse, dude, half pit bull half work.
Speaker 2:Horse Fucking A boys. All right, Damn dude. What do you think we go wrap this thing up? I'm hungry, let's go get something to eat.
Speaker 3:Did I just smash so much Taco Bell before I got here? I'm going to go take a nap. I'm going to go get something that gives me diarrhea. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, boys.
