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Bean's World: The Year Bean Boy Turned Into Bean Man
Remember those carefree days of youth, when responsibilities were light and the world was your oyster? This time around, we're keeping the vibes high with Kody as we take you back to the ages that defined us, from my untamed 18-year-old self to Kody's life-changing year at six. The laughter flows as freely as the memories, with tales of first phones and the soundtracks to our misspent youth. We even take a moment to wax nostalgic about the tech that was once cutting edge – oh, how times have changed!
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beans, world beans world.
Speaker 2:Damn beans. You brought the energy today. I like it, that was good welcome back to beans world episode 14. We're here, the boys are in the studio. We've got bean boy. Welcome to the pod beans what up, brother? How we doing, how we doing and we've also got our most anticipated and requested guest, cody h. Cody Hughes is back on the pod, cody, how is your day going today?
Speaker 3:buddy Dude. Every day that I get to come on an episode of Beans World, that makes it the best day that I've ever had. So it just keeps getting topped all four times that I've been on here now.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you don't start your Wednesday off by ripping some fucking Beans World, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1:Wednesday. You're fucking dumb as shit. It's Thursday, beans world, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:are you doing?
Speaker 1:there's wednesday, yeah you're fucking dumb as shit. It's uh thursday. You're a little behind schedule. This comes out on wednesdays. How fucking dumb are you? Yo, I mean, I'm just gonna let, I'm just gonna leave. Yeah, we don't touch it.
Speaker 2:No, just let that one sit for a second. Let you deal with that. But boys, we're here. Episode 14. It feels good. You know 14 is one of my favorite numbers, so I'm really excited about this one. And I wanted to talk today about what was your favorite age and you know that's pretty, pretty broad way to put it, but six, I guess. What I mean by that is what. What age did you enjoy the most? You know, there I have a specific year that I can think back like man. If I could go back for one week, this is the age I would go to, and you know we're here to learn about the beans. This is beans world Beans. What was your favorite age?
Speaker 1:Fuck, I could pick two, but I'm going to go back to my party stages. But I'm going to go back to my party stages. I'd have to say my favorite age was, I think, 17. No, I think it was when 18 is when I really fucking ripped that shit up. If I could go back and rip that shit up again and do things different, I definitely fucking would.
Speaker 2:Got that freedom what?
Speaker 1:would you change?
Speaker 3:What would you change?
Speaker 1:Uh, just drink more.
Speaker 3:Really oh dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just go out, live it up. If I would have known that I was gonna be dead at 20, I would have fucking ripped it up 20 times more.
Speaker 2:No, I totally get what you're saying there. Like you know, obviously that's a, that's a blunt way to put it. But like I think of the times where I was like, oh, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna stay in tonight. I wish I had to just take an advantage of every time there was a party, every time I could have gone to something I wish I would have, because now it's nice to sit back.
Speaker 1:I don't mind missing oh, and time flies an event.
Speaker 2:You know that shit doesn't matter as much to me, but back in the heyday that would have been nice to get some more, some more moments, you know no, yeah, because if you never know, like fucking, I became a dad at 20.
Speaker 1:My life didn't end, I just had to, like, grow up and become a lot more mature. When I hit 21, I still went out and everything, but I can't go out as much as I would have been able to if I didn't have a kid, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would say mine was six years old, because that was the year that I got a cell phone. Are you fucking serious? That's six, swear to God. I was always home by myself, so I had to get a cell phone so that I could get a hold of my dad if anything happened damn dude. It was the year my life changed. I experienced different music. I would experience on your phone shitty version of the internet.
Speaker 2:Yeah what kind of phone did you? Yeah, I didn't have access to shit on my first phone.
Speaker 3:I can't remember the name of it, it was a motorola flip phone, but it had, like, the very first version of a web browser I it had to have been the first phone that had access to web browser. I mean, don't quote me on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you're old as shit Dude.
Speaker 3:I mean this thing. It was like one of those ones. The ringtone was hello Moto. Oh, I remember that. You know it had this web browser. It would only load pictures. Actually, this might have been before I could even get access to videos of any kind, but it would load pictures in like 30 minutes. So I got to experience my first boobs.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's okay. I'm glad you said that At six Six. I was going to ask you was that your first like bad act on the internet?
Speaker 3:Like was that the first time you ever did anything bad on the internet? No, because prior to this. So okay, so let me preface this by saying I would always hang out with my. My cousins and my close friends were always people that were like three, four years older than me, so they were like 10 doing 10 year old shit and I was six. So, like I was, you know, exposed to things that you would normally get exposed to at 10, I guess, sure. So, like you know, basic bad things on the internet and music, especially music, because hearing like references and music and I'm like, oh, what is that? And I'd look it up and be like, oh, my god, whether, whether, it be like guns, drugs, no dude, whatever.
Speaker 2:I remember so when I, when I was a kid I think I was probably eight I got an ipod shuffle the one with that didn't have a screen on it?
Speaker 3:was it the tiny square one?
Speaker 2:yeah, the second there was no screen, nothing. It was just a little square. You could put your headphones in there and crack a bottle, because the clip on the back of it you had the clip.
Speaker 2:My uncle downloaded the first music that I ever had on there and he downloaded songs I'd never heard in my life like eminem snoop dogg I didn't know about either of them and crack a bottle was part of it. And in the beginning he's like um, he's going over the statistics of like what um slim shady's done. I can't remember what it is, but it's like eight murders. You know he's he's saying is like what he's done. And I remember he said 17 rapes and I'm like what the fuck is that? And I remember looking it up and being like whoa I? I barely knew what sex was, and especially not forced sex. I was like what the fuck, dude?
Speaker 3:that's eye-opening dude that's like a whole different thing that I remember when I was a kid. I told this girl now, this was probably I had to have been like fourth or fifth grade, right, so like maybe eight to ten years old somewhere in there, and I had told this girl that I was talking to because my cousin had, like uh, recorded some songs and he was like trying to be a rapper and I, I just dude, I idolized that. I was like I want to be a rapper and I told this girl that I was texting. I was like I'm a rapper and I, I just dude, I idolized that. I was like I want to be a rapper and I told this girl that I was texting. I was like I'm a rapper, but I spelt it wrong. It was r-a-p-e-r and it was so. It said raper uh-huh, you know.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, she's like no, you're not and I'm like no, I am you're doubling down no, I'm serious. I've been doing it for a while now I'm a rapper, like that's what I want to do. And she's like no, your dumb ass would be in jail right now. And I'm like, no, like I'm, I'm obviously smart about it. Oh my god, I'm basically a professional so I told this girl I was a raper, thinking that I spelt rap.
Speaker 3:You know how many hours I've spent raping yeah, and then I learned that after the fact that I just spelled it wrong. It was a little bit of a moment, I'm not gonna lie. But uh, you know, and now we're here, uh, 20 years later, and she's got two kids. And uh, not by me, I'll tell you that fucking right, baby, you know.
Speaker 2:Since nobody asked what my favorite age was, I guess I'll just tell you guys, what's your favorite? Age, but mine's similar to beans. I immediately go to 17. It was my junior summer, the first time I ever had access to like a house where you could do whatever the fuck you wanted. Like a big piece of property with no laws. Drinking juices did you ever go through a juice phase, a retool like capri sun no, no, no like j-o-o-s-c.
Speaker 3:Like it's like four locos. It was like in the tall boys they dumbed down four locos, yep.
Speaker 2:So then juice came out, which was a little bit better, like more fucked up version of four loco, and it was cheaper. Yep, so we'd be drinking juices couple nights a week, smoking weed, you know, as often as we could. And how old were you? 17, oh, okay. And like it was just my first time ever, like having access to just my whole friend group was just running around this house.
Speaker 3:I mean, dude, the, the people in charge of us were on harder drugs than us, you know there's no rules we do whatever the fuck we wanted I couldn't imagine being like now that I'm a parent, hearing that I see that situation so different because, like, if, if my kid was involved in that, I'd be so pissed, but prior to having a kid I would have never thought twice. I'd be like, yeah, that's normal, because I experienced the exact same thing.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, if my mom saw that place, she would break down in tears.
Speaker 3:We used to call juice insurance, because you would always buy it, like with a case of beer, just in case, like people didn't bring their own and they were digging out of your case like you still had the juice as insurance that you were going to get messed up.
Speaker 2:That's smart thinking dude. That's college ingenuity at its finest that's why this was pre-college damn dude, that's genius. I never would have thought of an insurance policy on my on my case situation. Yeah dude.
Speaker 3:Also, this was pre being able to get a case too, so this was like just in case I couldn't get anything else. It was insurance, because you slam one of those, you're feeling good.
Speaker 2:Oh, one of those fuckers alone when I was in high school, that was always like what people said, whether it was for locals or juice, it was one will get you drunk. Two if you don't black out, you're fucking crazy and I dude.
Speaker 3:I've blacked out hard from those fuckers. The worst hangover, because there's like 60 grams of sugar in that thing oh my god, dude beans, have you ever had a four loco?
Speaker 1:uh, yeah, I'm not, they're disgusting, I don't like them.
Speaker 3:We need to do an edward four local hands with you.
Speaker 1:Oh dude that'd be a shitty episode. Dude, I've been wanting to do an edward 40 hands on an episode I just had.
Speaker 2:We're gonna.
Speaker 3:I just had just had 40s with Tyler the other night. What were they? Colt 45s.
Speaker 2:Oh, I've tried a Colt 45. Not my thing.
Speaker 3:You don't like it. I actually really fuck with Colt 45. I actually genuinely like it.
Speaker 2:I would have to find the best light beer option possible for a 40. But we need to do that, Beans.
Speaker 1:That would be fun as fuck yeah, we can do that later on this summer, I think I don't.
Speaker 3:I I mean I would be next time that we have a recording day where we plan on going out like let's just do it, then I want to do it as soon as possible I feel like malt liquor is really heavy too, like if you're slamming a, like a colt 45 or you know. Uh, I think mickey's makes a 40 and then there's what's the other one, the other popular one, colt 45, and I'm not familiar. Another malt liquor Anyways they're all heavy In my malt, liquor, they're all heavy, like they make you so full, like they fill you up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you don't really need to eat anything or you really don't want to eat anything, if you plan on finishing this thing, and so you get drunk way faster, no doubt you definitely want to do it right when you start drinking, though, because if you break the seal beforehand.
Speaker 2:That could get bad oh, totally do you imagine you just smashing it just to get one hand out? I?
Speaker 1:I don't know if I want to do it anymore. Why? Because I got a little bladder dude. If I piss, I know you fuckers won't help me get the fucking things off my hand.
Speaker 3:We'll help you.
Speaker 1:Oh, would you hold my cock.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to hold it, but.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take pictures of it. What the fuck.
Speaker 3:Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little flat photography, beans dick five grand, you can have it and and if you guys actually go on our Patreon, you'll be able to see those photos. I'm just kidding, we don't have Patreon.
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Speaker 1:I didn't know that.
Speaker 2:And OnlyFans has a catchy-ass name to it Dude Patreon has been around for a decade.
Speaker 3:It's been a while.
Speaker 2:I've seen some Patreon content. You could find that shit on the Hub.
Speaker 1:Like naked Patreon content. Yeah, is it good like OnlyFans Because?
Speaker 2:it'll be like I remember, like being young, and it would be on the hub and it would have like a Patreon. You know watermark. And that's how I, like I never had bought Patreon. The only one I've actually subscribed to was Jeff Wittek, and I forgot to unsubscribe for like a year, so he made I'm the perfect example of a. Patreon yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:You saw naked Jeff Wittek? Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:Patreon, not OnlyFans. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:You said you saw naked stuff on Patreon and then you only said you subscribed to Jeff Wittek.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's all right if you want to come on, dude, we still love you. Did you ever see when he was doing that? Uh, when he had his eye thing with david dobrik.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I I never really was a big david dobrik guy, but I do remember hearing about that like it was a big excavator and he got, like his face got.
Speaker 2:Basically they had a rope hanging from the excavator and they were spinning it around and they were in a lake and he spun it around fast as fuck, stopped it like a dead stop. Oh yeah, well, he was spinning and whack fucking, flew right in into the side of it. It basically crushed half of his face. His eye got completely fucked oh, dude, like fucked up ow and so he made a documentary about it, but the videos of like the gruesome shit he couldn't put on youtube so he got my ass bad on the patreon dude because I subscribed, watched the one video that I wanted to see and then paid for that shit for a whole year how much was it?
Speaker 2:it was like five bucks a month. Enough that it stayed under my radar 60 bucks.
Speaker 3:Not bad, jeff. That's why he got the whole barbershop now off of your 60 bucks dude, absolutely I.
Speaker 2:I love jeff whittakee's. He was one like the only guy in that dober group that I fucked with he's siding with kendrick heavy on the kendrick drake beef right now dude, I'm so out of that shit I have. I have no idea what's going on, do you? Do you even know? Like the story of this?
Speaker 3:I don't really understand how it started, but I've listened to the songs and there's some shots being taken. Basically, all of drake's stuff is saying that kendrick, you know, is very short, uh, that he beats his wife and that one of his kids is actually his managers. And then kendrick is saying that drake is actually a pedophile and that he grooms teens like millie bobby brown into, you know, having sex with him and talking about how a lot of the people around him actually have like charges against them for like sexual acts with minors and a lot of big shots being taken out there dude.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is the deal with famous people like why is there so much pedophilia and shit involved in in what they do? Like I, I when they?
Speaker 1:can get all the beautiful women in the world out there.
Speaker 3:Dude, I think a lot of this. I've always thought of this as like a power thing, because it's like when you have that kind of money and that kind of power, you start to gravitate towards these things that you don't think that you can have, sure, and I think, like I can get anything I want. I have enough money and enough power, enough reach to do and to do anything to get anything. I think there's some weird part of like these people's brains that just like gravitate towards these things that they know they shouldn't have or couldn't have normally and they just like they just take it because it's like it's a god complex.
Speaker 2:I guess it's kind of how I think of it. No, I I see what you're saying and I I feel like there's there's another realm of, like these super famous people. They can pretty much bang any chick they want. You know, like, if, if tom cruise walked up to my mom, I guarantee he would cheat on she, would. She would cheat on my dad. You think so, with tom cruise walked up to my mom, I guarantee he would cheat on she, would.
Speaker 2:She would cheat on my dad, you think so with tom cruise I'd guarantee it did wow, or john stamos with a scientologist and I feel like part of these guys.
Speaker 3:They get bored because there's no chase, there's no game to it yeah, where it's like it's the illegal thing that starts you gotta like you still have to finesse in a way to like make it work. Maybe that's part of it is like they they have to like it's not just like easy. Yeah, I don't know it's, it's fucked up. It's like I don't understand it. You know, this is just my way of trying to comprehend it. I don't think that that's probably all of the dynamic, but it's got to be just this god complex like they think they can do and say and have whatever they want and eventually just catches up to them. Look, look at this whole p diddy thing. Did you hear about the the meek mill p diddy leak?
Speaker 2:that was just going on I've seen so many memes and I just don't even know the story behind it.
Speaker 3:So, uh, I don't know the context because the clip I heard doesn't like explicitly state anything in it, but it's like. It's like p diddy begging meek mill in a way that implies that they've done something and they don't want it to get out to the public, and so a lot of people are claiming that like they slept together and that it's like this whole thing and obviously all the weird allocations with diddy going on right now too, it's like kind of putting two and two together no, that makes complete sense because it's like 50 cent was the first one to call his ass up, being like you want to buy me clothes, what the fuck?
Speaker 2:what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 3:yeah, like I don't. Yeah, what did diddy say to 50 said?
Speaker 2:he said I want to take you shopping yeah, I'm gonna go shopping with no grown man. Dude 50 has kept it so real.
Speaker 3:He's such an icon yeah, dude, how about when it was one of his baby mamas was going after him for child support and he claimed bankruptcy, uh, and he's like I'm broke, but he's driving around in the goddamn rolls royce, got a mega mansion. You know I'm broke, I don't have any money. Real guy, real guy, dude beans, you ever experience any of this? Uh, higher level pedophilia. I know you're just involved in the lower level shit fuck you.
Speaker 2:You're so fucked up I heard the predator searchers were were your area. You better watch out. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Dude. What if?
Speaker 2:Beans was the next guy to get caught at Robinson.
Speaker 3:There was one, there was one, there was one dude, there was a guy in Cambridge doing the Dads Against Predators shit and one got caught in Robinson Park. This was like 2018, 2019.
Speaker 1:I was going to say why didn't I hear about this? That's why I was fucking. It was this.
Speaker 3:That's why I was fucking. It was a big deal. So they their whole thing was they'd catch predators online and then they'd live stream it on facebook, like them meeting up with this guy being like who are you, why do you do this? We, you know.
Speaker 1:I'm calling the police whatever dude, I like seeing the fucking when they go into stores and shit, because they really just bash on them and everyone's looking like what the fuck?
Speaker 3:dude how about the streams going on right now?
Speaker 1:yeah, the Bradley Martin and Vitaly dude. Did you guys watch it at all?
Speaker 3:I didn't, but I saw one with Crazy. It wasn't Party Next Door. What rapper did he do one with? Oh, lil Pump, no, there was another one, a guy with dreads. Anyways, they meet up with this predator and they're like we're gonna teach you a lesson, and they just start shaving his head.
Speaker 3:this dude's got long curly hair and they just start shaving his head, but they don't do it all the way, so it's like all fucked up. He looks like a straggly dog and they're like roughing him up. Um, one guy is just like listening to them, like harassing him. I'm sure they have a big crew of people, because it's like them too. A lot of people around them, uh, some security, and then their camera guys. This random guy comes up and just punches this dude in the face, hits the ground. There's blood everywhere punches.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was this is a different stream altogether from the. I don't know if it was vitality next door pmb rock or whoever it was, but this was another stream, that was vitality. Yeah and uh, this random dude comes up and just sucker punches this older guy who is a predator that they caught online and, uh, immediately his head rocks, the concrete behind him and blood everywhere and, like they, they thought that he might be dead. He's not dead, but he's gonna definitely be in jail dude, that's just.
Speaker 2:I've been a big fan of skeeter gene for a while. He who's? That um, he, uh, he does all this predator stuff he's. He's great like he. He does. He's. Did collabs with jitian about a year or so ago and he's very similar. He actually calls himself skeet hansen, like he. He really models the way he does it after uh, you know the actual to catch a predator. So he's very official he talks him like this. So, david, why do we have you here tonight?
Speaker 3:you know like, but he does it.
Speaker 2:Ironically, it dude you, skeeter gene. He's the fucking man at these he's my favorite.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna catch a predator I love watching the shit.
Speaker 2:Always, I always fuck with scrat. I'll be like scrat. I swear to god, I better not see you on one of these fucking things, dude. Like why the fuck do you even say that? I'm like dude, I'm just saying like I'll have to move out. There's no way I can associate with you.
Speaker 3:I mean, it takes a special person. It's like the armpit of the world that falls for some of these traps, and they're're I mean so desperate or just so weird that it's like I don't even I can't even fathom being in that situation. No, like you. You know you're meeting up with a 10, 12, 13 year old girl or guy, or whoever it is, and then all of a sudden you meet a camera crew I just think what?
Speaker 1:I just think it's so funny when they get caught and the camera's on them and shit, and they're like I didn't know they were 15 or 13. They said they were blah, blah, blah and there's literally just fucking proof up the ass, and then asking for all these sexual favors and shit, and it's like dude, you're caught red-handed.
Speaker 2:God, that's so weird. Or one big move that they'll do is they'll be like. Her dating profile said she was 21. She could have been lying to me. I don't know if she's for sure 15, but I know her profile said 21.
Speaker 3:It's like shut up, you weird fuck. What was the stream where they make the guy get on his hands and knees, put on a dog?
Speaker 2:collar that was Aiden Ross and Vitaly and eat dog food off the ground. Dude, that was the first one when they first did it. That was their first one and it was such a winger, where's the line?
Speaker 3:Where do you draw the line? What's too far? I?
Speaker 1:think physical.
Speaker 3:At the end of the day, they are still a person when it comes to humans' rights. I understand it's fucked up, but it's this weird grayer, Because if the cops show up, they're not going to say anything to you. This guy's a predator. Got a dog collar on. Obviously, you can get away with a lot more. So at what point do these people start like getting in trouble for fucking with these guys to the point where it's like a little bit too far?
Speaker 2:I think, the guy gets rocked, yeah, any physical harm is where it immediately crosses the line.
Speaker 2:We're not the justice system. You know they're the city. You can't hurt anybody. I don't care what they've done, unless they're actively trying to hurt a person or you know if, if you're a dad in a situation or something like that, that's different. But what these guys specifically are doing, they have no right to physically harm this guy, but I think, embarrassment. There's nothing to fuck. Embarrass this guy as much as you possibly and there's a lot that you can, obviously.
Speaker 3:I mean we're seeing it right now. I mean putting a dog collar on a guy, making him eat dog food off the ground, shaving their head, punching him in the face. Their head hits the concrete. There's blood everywhere. I mean there's plenty of examples recently that are like people taking it pretty far and the cops doing nothing about it, like it's sort of this weird gray area where it's like perfectly acceptable dude, it's, it's fucked up.
Speaker 2:But you know, to wrap this up, wrap this topic up, I just want, I just want to say beans you know, I know you well. We'll never see you on those, so I don't want anyone out there thinking like oh beans is gonna be on one of these.
Speaker 2:I know you won't because I'm fucking off someone. But boys, it is time for. Are you Smarter Than a Bean Boy? Round two Guest is up, one on Bean Boy, so we're hoping to tally up the score. If this is your first time listening to one of these, I'm going to ask these guys three questions. Best out of three wins? I also have a tiebreaker. Originally I said we were going to do a tie if they tied on the tiebreaker. I forgot to do it, but this week we will hold to the tie Deal.
Speaker 3:I'm ready for this.
Speaker 2:Beans, I'm going to have you give Cody the pen. I'm just going to have you answer first, and then he'll have to have his answer locked.
Speaker 1:Okay, I like that, I like that.
Speaker 3:I'll hide it behind my Diet Coke.
Speaker 1:That I can fucking see right through Do you have extra vision or something. I do All right boys Get that magic Question number one what?
Speaker 2:is the capital of Russia, bean seems confident Moscow. Cody.
Speaker 3:Moscow, I had it locked you can see it written.
Speaker 2:The boys are right. Both of them had Moscow. We're tied 1-. You can see it written. The boys are right. Both of them had Moscow. We're tied 1-1. Going into question two, that's right. Question number two what is the process of water turning into vapor called Beans? Let me know when you're locked. All right, cody.
Speaker 3:Locked.
Speaker 1:Evaporation.
Speaker 2:Cody Evaporation.
Speaker 3:Oh Evaporation, oh you fucking scared me at that.
Speaker 2:Look, you got it right. Damn, we're tied Two and two baby.
Speaker 1:You can see that.
Speaker 2:I have this right now. I can see I believe you. You're just taking my answers from some fucking genius For our third question Fuck, who was the first person to step on the moon Beans?
Speaker 1:let me know when you're locked in, buddy Locked. I don't know his first name, but Armstrong, something Armstrong.
Speaker 2:You need that first name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't got his first name.
Speaker 2:Cody Buzz Aldrin, is that really what you put? Yeah, oh my god, dude, you both got it wrong.
Speaker 3:The answer is Neil Armstrong oh is it Neil Armstrong?
Speaker 1:So I had Buzz aldrin, then I had armstrong right.
Speaker 2:So I think aldrin is a. He was an early like astronaut, but I think he I think he was like a little bit after, I don't know how that shit worked was he with neil armstrong he might have been with him but was he the? First, the question was who was the first person to step on the moon?
Speaker 3:let me. Let me look up buzz aldrin, because I I I know neil armstrong is like known as the guy, but I always thought that buzz aldrin was actually the guy no one's ever truly been on the moon, by the way.
Speaker 1:It's all a hoax.
Speaker 2:That's what you think we should do an episode on that beans, because I I do feel the opposite way and I would like for us to both do research and we could have a good debate on dude.
Speaker 1:The listeners out there just need to get fucking high one night and just really think about earth and how this shit's put together, and it'll just bring you for a fucking spin yeah, and I want to put it out there.
Speaker 3:If there's a listener, he was the second person to walk on the moon after mission commander neil armstrong. So he was was very specific.
Speaker 2:It was the second guy. You were close, damn it. Beans was also close, but I wanted that first name. Listeners know I win, so so yeah, wow, I want to put it out there, though. If there's a listener that is interested in going over the moon, landing in your local tour area, hit us up on Snap. We'll get someone in here. We'll get a surprise guest in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd like that.
Speaker 2:Who knows who it might be? Maybe it'll be the mayor of Pine City. Oh fuck. But boys, we're going into our tiebreaker question Are you smarter than a bean boy, cody? Because here's our tiebreaker. Who wrote the famous play Romeo and Juliet?
Speaker 3:Got it Locked.
Speaker 2:Beans, are you locked?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2:What's your answer?
Speaker 1:Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 3:Cody Shakespeare.
Speaker 2:Ding, ding ding.
Speaker 3:Cody takes the win. I am smarter than a bean boy On the tiebreaker. What the fuck, dude? Thank God.
Speaker 2:We got a couple of nail biters.
Speaker 3:We're gonna rename this to are you smarter than a pedophile?
Speaker 2:that's fucked up you won and roasted the fuck out of them. Fuck you, beans. I know you put your best effort into it and I am rooting for you. Next week is your week, beans. Give us your fact and take us out, buddy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, today's fact. Did you guys know that an apple has more calories than a protein bar? Beans world. What protein bar, what kind of protein bar? This protein bar, jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ.
