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Bean’s World: Are You Smarter Than Bean Boy?
Strap in for a whirlwind of truth bombs and belly laughs as we welcome back the ever-entertaining TCav to the mic, setting the stage for a candid discussion that splices relationship dynamics with the nitty-gritty of video game obsession. We'll even coax Beans away from his art for a hot second to weigh in. From the awkward moments of romance complicated by asthma to the straight talk on one-night flings versus the quest for long-term love, we're unpacking it all. And fear not, we make amends for some misunderstood quips from last time; our humor can miss the mark, but our hearts are in the right place.
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Wait me oh, Beans, world beans world.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. That beautiful sound of beans hitting that beans world always gets Wednesday mornings going strong. We're here, we're at episode. What is it? Is it 13 for?
Speaker 1:this episode. I hope it's 13,. I don't remember fuck.
Speaker 2:Holy cow boys, we're fucking getting. We're getting some eppies in. The boys are buzzing. We have a very special guest today. Our most anticipated requested guest is back. Welcome t-calf to the pod. Thank you so much for coming today no problem, how you boys doing today I'm fired up, dude, I'm ready to rip this shit I'm doing great man.
Speaker 2:I took a nice little nap today. I kind of set myself up for failure. I was up pretty late playing the game. But we're here, baby, it's time to fucking rip, you've been grinding that fucking game dude honestly, I never get into like story mode games or anything like that, and when I when I find one I could get addicted as fuck. I'll grind it for a few weeks and then I'll take one small break and probably never go back.
Speaker 1:That was like meeting you at Power Slap. We were grinding that shit heavy dude. It's weird, it's just like it happens.
Speaker 2:It's just all of a sudden, it's just a snap of a finger. I don't fuck with that anymore. I've always done that with like TV shows and shit too.
Speaker 3:I think it's normal for dudes to hyper fixate on something for a short period of time and then never go back to it.
Speaker 2:Dude, it is crazy, Like when I'll get that I'll discover a new hobby that I didn't realize that I fucked with, and okay. So since this is audio only, I just need to describe what's going on. Beans is sitting here doodling and not paying attention at all. Yeah, I am. So how about we put that away? Quick, little buddy, get involved in the conversation. This is crazy.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you just I think the listeners can visualize exactly what beans drew you know we can bullshit about games all we want, but I want to get to the meat and potatoes of this episode. I want to give the mic over to you because after our last episode you had a few concerns about beans world. So I just want you to address the people, get your message across and and let them know what's up yeah, I just want to clarify.
Speaker 1:When sam says the most stupidest shit in the world, anything racist or sexist, it is not fucking real, it is all a joke. Some people take it too serious and everyone's just gonna take it as a joke people are actually thinking you're gay dude, probably cause you fucking say it every fucking time.
Speaker 2:It's insane, it's literally every time hey, I'll just say for the people listening, I've slept in the same room as bean boy at least a dozen times and he's never done anything weird, so I'll give him the pass can't say the same about you as far as my experiences, bean boy is only bisexual.
Speaker 3:You fucking fuck you all right now that we know bean boy is sexist and gay, let's move on to the next subject beans.
Speaker 2:You brought up something earlier that I wanted you to touch on a little bit you were talking about. You asked if we've ever had sex with a girl with asthma oh dude yeah, and I was just. Have you ever personally had sex? No, asthma girl with asthma.
Speaker 1:Just a mat Like dude, what the fuck if you're just like going, all of a sudden she's like like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:She grabs her inhaler. Mid-stroke, yeah, like one night stand.
Speaker 1:All of a sudden you just hear fucking inhaler, fucking.
Speaker 3:I think you'd have to be going pretty hard for that to happen.
Speaker 1:You don't.
Speaker 3:Dude that, like I don't dude that, like I don't know. My girlfriend has asthma and I mean I must not be doing a good enough job, dude I don't know.
Speaker 1:I suppose, yeah, it could be a little different than running, but at the same night it's like being the same time.
Speaker 2:It's not like cardio like, and I don't even mean this is not a bad thing, but you give me full like rabbit vibes, like I feel like you're just fucking ripping it. You know, you, you don't have much of that slow shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just straight jackrabbit, just jackrabbit until it's over.
Speaker 2:No, not really Dude can you imagine Beans climbing up top of a big fat jig or something I cannot imagine Beans slow fucking.
Speaker 3:I picture every fuck that Beans does is like a Looney Tunes fuck almost.
Speaker 2:Beans. I feel like, are you a? I got that pencil dick like light speed, like a looney tunes fuck almost beans. I feel like, are you? Uh, I got that pencil dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine that's what I mean pencil dick, but you fuck like a sewing machine. What kind of lover are you? Beans, or do you? Do you care? I guess, in the simplest way to put it, do you care about her nut as much as yours, or is it mostly about you, I?
Speaker 1:mean it really just depends on how you're feeling, I guess. I mean it depends if you're in a relationship or one night stand. I mean, if I'm going for a one night stand, I mean I really, quite frankly, don't give a fuck, it's my nut, that's what I'm there for. You want the god's honest truth, you know no 100.
Speaker 2:This is what we're here for, but this is the beans.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying but then once you get in a relationship, it's different. You know, shit changes. You actually kiss them, you know.
Speaker 2:Oh, in a relationship, yeah, One night stands. You don't really do that. You can't kiss a Tinder whore. You don't know what you're getting into. Yeah, you don't want to do that. You wake up. You got cold sores all over. I have a scenario for beans.
Speaker 3:Let's cook it up, your girlfriend tells you hey, tonight we're gonna get it on. It's gonna be a crazy night. You know it's a friday night, you're looking forward to it. At work all day tequila's flowing, uh huh. Okay, you get back home, you have a couple drinks, you know you're ready to just start going. And then she just is not in the mood, are?
Speaker 1:you just go wrap one off?
Speaker 3:are you the type of guy that gets a little angry about that, or yeah, that's a good question.
Speaker 1:No, I just go beat one off. I don't give a fuck really will you do it?
Speaker 2:yeah, are you a beggar like what?
Speaker 1:and I'm not I'll be like if I'm in a relationship, I'll be like oh, come on no I'll just go beat one. What's the difference like?
Speaker 2:how many? Okay, let's, let's keep you know, let's say you and I like all right, we were at we were at a party. This is a great time. We got along it. It was a great night. Right, we're in a relationship. We go home, you're feeling a little frisky, I already am feeling my hangover, I'm ready to go to bed and you're like. So how are you going to initiate?
Speaker 1:first of all, Dude, just simply fucking asking, and if not, I'll just go beat you up.
Speaker 3:No, we're not simply fucking asking then, if not, I'll just go no, no, we're, we're not, we're role playing it.
Speaker 2:So you're gonna, you're gonna pull a donald trump, or what are you coming? What's a donald trump?
Speaker 1:that's for you to figure out.
Speaker 2:So how are you like? Let's, let's play this, we're so. Are we back home?
Speaker 1:or what yeah yeah and you, you're getting ready for bed, or yeah, open the door, slap that ass, you know, get the bed and then you just be like, you know, the little little little huh-huh, the little yeah, yeah, yeah all right, roll over and I'll do my thing damn so that quick you'll give up right away.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, dude, if they simply don't want to, no, no, I'm praising you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that's no means no, dude, I mean I mean in the end like yeah, it'd be nice to fuck some cooch, but then like 30 seconds with your hand and you can be done. Then you can just go to bed.
Speaker 3:That's true, you know you should always jack off before any major decision. Dude, really why? Is that what 100%? You've got to clear your mind up, man.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, post-nut clarity sucks sometimes, no, but that's because your mind's coming back to reality. That's what you need it for.
Speaker 2:Oh so I should do it every time I come here. It's like. It's like when you, let's say, you know, impulsively buy a only fans video for like 30 bucks, right, you know, and then as soon as you're done with it, you kind of do you ever get that feeling of like, just like fuck yeah to where, if you just I think every man has that feeling after a $30 video. After a lot of decisions, but jacking off can help solve that problem.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're not spending that 30 bucks if you bust-. I could have just found something else.
Speaker 2:Busted it and that $30 video means nothing to me now. Exactly I would never even think of it again, you know I'm saying, tell you go back the next night.
Speaker 1:You know, I've actually been doing really good about only fans. I today is not the exception but oh, you hit the only fans today I did hit it today.
Speaker 2:It's dude, it's tough, it's like that. It's like that bad influence friend that you don't hang out with very often, but when they come around like bad shit always happens and that's because it's just a click away, it's a fucking click away.
Speaker 1:And then you're just like, ah yeah, you know it's an hour of work. Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2:dude, I hate. I start justifying it to myself and that's when I know I have a real problem, where it's like well, you know, today I I worked all day, so I might as well.
Speaker 3:I deserve a good jack off tonight.
Speaker 2:I earned this one.
Speaker 1:Not even going to make a good supper, it's literally just some ramen and I'm going to go fucking yank it. Do you still rip the morning jerk? No, not anymore. Dude, I've settled down quite a bit from a lot of my past shit. I used to do Like OnlyFans. I am proud to say I've been a month free from OnlyFans Damn congratulations. Doing good saving money.
Speaker 2:you know we're getting there Because before that morning, jerk was that was happening when I was younger yeah, when I was younger, yeah, it was fucking.
Speaker 1:I feel like my testosterone levels have gone down a little bit, no idea why.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'm just getting a little calmer and older. Did you get off the ashwagandha?
Speaker 1:No, I'm still on that and the sheilajit and some creatine and some other outsources.
Speaker 2:Damn. You were telling us earlier about a. Can you explain that?
Speaker 1:What was it An? Oral yeah some spray, I don't know, like 191XT or something like that. I was thinking about trying it.
Speaker 3:Make your muscles grow without changing your diet or going to the gym. Dude, that is crazy I see you got to go to the gym and shit.
Speaker 1:That's just what they say, I mean, who knows, though?
Speaker 3:You need that secret sauce. I can't believe the ad said secret sauce. That is crazy.
Speaker 1:Dude, I mean fuck. When I used to work at Unlimited me and Gage talked about me jumping on SARMs and I was going to be the test dummy, I'd still do it, dude. It'd kind of be fun, Fuck it.
Speaker 2:I remember it was right after I got out of high school. A bunch of high school kids were fucking around with research, chemicals and they were getting fucking jacked dude, oh yeah. Seriously, it was crazy Dude. It was crazy Dude. There was people in your grade just getting fucking jacked as fuck off these chemicals.
Speaker 3:It was Rad 140.
Speaker 1:One of my buddies. Shout out Bagel Dude my buddy Bagel.
Speaker 2:He was like I mean respect to Bagel. He was the biggest pussy I'd ever met.
Speaker 3:Dude, I've seen corn socks with better physiques, bro, he was tiny, I would just push him around.
Speaker 2:I could fuck with him all I wanted. He was just a little bastard With a huge tooth gap and then all of a sudden he started taking these research chems and got huge, Like scary big Dude. He's massive. One of my buddies shout out Dean. So when we were kids we were. This is so embarrassing. We used to be in this. We called our friend group the Toe Gang and we had a toe shake and it was just a dumbass high school thing. Right, and part of being in the Toe Gang is there was an initiation. And so my buddy Dean went up behind Bagel and choked him the fuck out.
Speaker 3:Toe pass out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, complete pass out. He had no idea it was coming, just went up behind him, choked him out, drops to the floor and he didn't do shit about it. He was a skinny little fuck and then cut to like two years later bagels on these fucking research chems. We're at our buddy's grad party and bagel's drunk as fuck, huge as as fuck, and Dean's standing by him and all of a sudden Bagel walks up to him and he's like hey Jake, hey Dean, remember when you choked me out and I passed out? That was funny, huh.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Jake looks at him just runs dude. I swear to God, ran across the yard.
Speaker 1:Because people literally don't understand how big bagel is now from what he was then. That is the fucking thing bagel was.
Speaker 3:I would say he was 5, 11 maybe maybe close six he was six foot.
Speaker 1:In high school he was like six foot and 130 pounds so yeah, yeah, respectfully, and now he's just fucking an absolute he was he had like the build of sean o'malley if sean was like a skinny little twig yeah, you know what I'm saying, like that lanky
Speaker 2:yeah and dude. He just I couldn't.
Speaker 3:His transformation was like when I I saw him probably a couple years ago and it was my first time seeing him like since high school and I couldn't even believe it was him dude like bro. It was my first time seeing him since high school and I couldn't even believe it was him.
Speaker 2:dude Bro, it was a shock. Everything changed. Do you guys know what a Zempik is?
Speaker 1:Have you heard about that shit at all? Yeah, my mom and stepdad take it. Oh really, what do they think of it? I mean, they like it. It gets you sick as fuck.
Speaker 2:That's what I heard.
Speaker 1:It makes you feel weak did? Has she been just dropping the pounds? Uh, I don't know, or she might. I know she used to use it and then she said she started a new medicine, so I have no idea what do you guys think of that?
Speaker 2:because it it has. Like if you look at people that have been doing it, I mean it it fucking works.
Speaker 3:Like it basically makes you feel like you're on adderall without the highness, like it's because it just it speeds your metabolism up to where you're burning more calories in a day, but you're not working out. So your body's just cranked, but you're not doing anything. It's really not healthy.
Speaker 2:It's not good for you.
Speaker 1:I heard if you eat like a thousand calories you feel just sick to your stomach and just damn so you're probably would assume it's got some wild side effects yeah basically you're just starving yourself with it, like that's pretty much what it is, or you could just eat less and go to the gym dude, you have to shoot yourself with the needle like once a week.
Speaker 2:Honestly, it seems like an easy out. I was kind of thinking about it, dude.
Speaker 1:I was like fucking it yeah, but I mean, if you get into like the mindset of going to the gym and once you like start getting, yeah, once you get in the rhythm, then you like it. Good dude like that shit fucking sucks, it sucks it sucks for a couple weeks, but as soon as you see a result.
Speaker 1:It's like heroin, you just get addicted to it like my little ass, it's hard to see results, but like I feel a lot stronger, so I just keep going. I just feel, I just, I just I've played sports my entire life.
Speaker 2:In my entire life, I have just hated exercise like if it's not, everyone hates if it's not like I. I love non-intentional exercise like sports. Sports is a great out because my competitive aspect kicks in. It's more about you? Forget about it exactly, but as soon as it's like I'm doing this for a workout, it's like I, I would rather just be fat then do the same thing just go to the gym and shoot basketball.
Speaker 3:You're gonna get your cardio in right there dude.
Speaker 2:This is like the opposite of of motivational mondays talking about hating fuck exercise.
Speaker 3:I hate it.
Speaker 2:I'm taking ozempic dude, you gotta take the o's bro. That's just crazy. I just I hate shots. Same reason, like dude, in all reality I I had no opinion on the vaccine. I never gave a fuck about it.
Speaker 3:I I didn't, but you got, I didn't care on either end.
Speaker 2:no, I didn't, because I it was never even an option for me, because taking a shot that's not 100% necessary is not happening. I will not do a shot unless I fucking have to Same with even pricking my finger.
Speaker 1:I hate that shit, dude. That is worse than a tattoo.
Speaker 2:And I feel bad because I have the universal blood type. I think it's O negative. So I'm like the perfect person to donate blood and I just can't get myself to do it. That's like one of my biggest fears is I've never given blood.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what I could never give blood.
Speaker 1:I get too many tattoos. Really, that's how it works. Yeah, I think it. What is it like a year? I think a year I have no idea I don't know. I'll look it up after, but I'm pretty sure it's like a year damn.
Speaker 2:I've always thought about when college I went to bemidji and there was no plasma place, but that was always a big college thing was down is uh oh yeah, yeah, I've heard about that, isn't it?
Speaker 3:you get like 100 bucks from it, don't you, or something?
Speaker 2:you do it once a week you can do it twice a week, I think. The first time of the week you do it you get like 80 and the second time you get like 40 or like it really depends on the place. But I remember my buddy my buddy that was my roommate in bemidji. He would donate in mankato and it was really good in kato and so he'd make over 150 bucks a week just downloading plasma and he got into the routine of it. So it to him it was just, you know, an extra 150 bucks in his income and and he used it as like his beer fund.
Speaker 3:What do you think a sperm bank gives you? Do they pay? Good, dude, you have to qualify.
Speaker 1:Dude, I could easily do that, but there's so many qualifications, it's fucking stupid. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm sure it all plays a role in genetics if you have allergies if you have things like that, but if you're a prime candidate for a sperm bank, I, if you're like, a prime candidate for the sperm bank.
Speaker 1:I wonder how much money you get from it. Non-vaccinated too, I heard that's a lot right now, dude.
Speaker 2:I feel like, if you, what is it called A surrogate when somebody?
Speaker 1:else carries your baby. I feel like them. Bitches make hella money?
Speaker 2:Oh, they do they make fucking racks, but that doesn't come easy.
Speaker 3:No Sperm donor.
Speaker 1:That's easy, you know. You go in, you jerk off and do it three times a day, yeah, more than that.
Speaker 2:I could do it fucking all day easy. But if you had to carry a baby that's not yours and then just the the mental like aspect of that, that's gotta for sure that's gotta fuck you up your hormones constantly.
Speaker 1:Just yeah, I get mad respect for, uh, women that are surrogates or whatever, because I don't know how you could not get attached oh, do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:like how hard that is to yeah, you know you're carrying someone else's baby, for them you're doing a good thing, but then also at the same time, like even I wasn't the one that had like had the baby or whatever. You know the x-o lady was pregnant but I was still just like so attached you know what I mean, obviously, because it's my kid and everything but like I just don't know how people could do that so at how were you 20 when you're?
Speaker 2:when your son was born, yeah, I was 20. What is that day like in, like did? Was she c-section or was it a natural birth?
Speaker 1:natural. But it was wild because leading up to it I was like, yeah, I'm having a baby, having a baby. And then as soon as he popped out in the doctor's office dude or whatever in the room, real life hit me, dude.
Speaker 2:As soon as you hear that first cry, it's like fuck yeah it's like this is actually a big deal, like I really got a baby now yeah I remember beans was saying for a couple weeks after he's like dude, I get up in the morning, I look in the crib and it's still like what the fuck? I have a kid dude.
Speaker 1:It's still this day like I pick him up from daycare and all of a sudden let him out of the car and he's chasing the ducks and chickens. Tries to smack Jeffrey the turkey, you know. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:So when she had the kid, were you at work when her water broke, or how did that all?
Speaker 1:go down. No, I was still working with Sam, so I talked to Sam.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah yeah, I remember that she had to get induced. Oh, okay, so it was planned yeah.
Speaker 1:It wasn't just like, oh my God, my water broke, we need to go to the hospital right now. No, but she got induced and that was. It was terrifying for me too, because her contractions were like even the nurses were a little scared, and that's when I started getting scared. And it's fucking wild Dude.
Speaker 2:I can't even imagine, like my boss was telling me, that when his kid was born, all of a sudden, like the doctors started chit-chatting a little too much, and then the nurses started running around and he has no idea what's going on, or there's no way possibly that he could even help in the situation, and it puts you in just this crazy position of helplessness and.
Speaker 2:I can't do it. Having a baby must be so stressful. Shout out to our boy, cody. He's going through it right now. Taylor, his wife is pretty fucking pregnant and it's happening. Cody, he's, he's going through it right now. Taylor, his wife is is pretty fucking pregnant and it's happening soon. And and he, he's getting ready, he's prepping for the big day. He doesn't even know the gender, so like I'm excited that's gonna be wild team girl.
Speaker 2:He kept calling the baby baby h, like that's what they keep referring to the baby yes, and I asked him like what the fuck is baby h? He's like baby Hugh's dumbass.
Speaker 1:I just put that together right before you said it.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck, dude. I felt better, though, because his grandma asked him earlier, so I wasn't the only one that didn't know. Now, beans didn't know, so we got that going for us. But, boys, we're here today to celebrate our main man, the beans himself. This is beans world, a man who is not gay, nor racist, nor sexist. He's a great dude, someone I call one of my closest friends, and today, here we're doing. Are you smarter than a bean boy? First edition Bean boy. I got to get you back your notepad that I had to take from you because you wouldn't stop drawing.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 2:Here's your pen. So here's the rules. Boys, I'm going to give you three questions. We're going to go question by question. You'll answer them at the same time. You'll get about five to ten seconds that you need to submit your answer. When you've submitted your answer, put your hand over the piece of paper. So I know you're done. We're going to do best out of three. If you tie, we're going to have a tiebreaker question. If you tie on that, then it's going to be a tie for the overall score. For the future, we're going to be keeping the score.
Speaker 2:It's going to be whoever the guest is and beans tally, so we'll know guest versus beans. And also for the ties. Are you boys ready? Yeah, I'm gonna fuck his ass up beans. I got all the faith in the world in you. I'm I'm here for you.
Speaker 3:I know you've got these questions right if I get one wrong, I'm never coming back first question laugh.
Speaker 2:The first day of the 20th century Was January 1st. What year? I'll repeat that one more time for you Beans, the first day of the 20th century Was January 1st. Name the year Answer submitted Fuck. Got it Alright, alright, beans. Name the year Answer submitted Fuck.
Speaker 1:Got it.
Speaker 2:All right, All right Beans what's your answer?
Speaker 1:Fuck, I fucked it up. Wait, you said 21st or 20th, the 20th century 20th All right yeah, 1900.
Speaker 2:1900? Tyler Dude.
Speaker 1:I got it wrong bro.
Speaker 2:What did you get? I totally got, bro. What did you get?
Speaker 3:I totally got it wrong.
Speaker 2:What'd you get? Put that motherfucker up. I said 2000.
Speaker 1:You're right, it's 1900, bro Dude, you don't ever watch when it's the big thing that pop up on movies. It's like da-na-na-na and it says 21st or whatever. Oh no smarter than a bean boy. T-cab is not, so far.
Speaker 2:Beans fucking great job dude, drop out here, graduate there, let's go. I love that. That was your reasoning for knowing, because that was the exact same reason why I knew, because I remember being like 21st century.
Speaker 1:21st century yeah what oh?
Speaker 2:dude, congratulations, I feel horrible getting the first question right, he comes on top. Suck on that dick. Question number two what, okay? In a story, what is the main character called? So this could be either in a book or a movie. Typically it's the hero. What is the main character in a story called?
Speaker 1:I'm going with this.
Speaker 2:For more context, I will say there's the hero that's called this and there's the villain, and they're referred to as this and they're very similar words.
Speaker 1:I think I got it wrong, but I don't want to run with it. I don't give a fuck. You got yours, bitch. No, I don't got nothing.
Speaker 3:Bean's got that confidence dude, I know I got it wrong, so I don't give a fuck, he got that first question right and Didn't he fucking feel it?
Speaker 2:Hey, let me get that cherry fucking. That's delicious dude. That's a fire me vape Three, two, one Answer submitted.
Speaker 3:I don't have anything.
Speaker 1:The answer is I'm going to go with the first person. It is the protagonist. Oh yeah, what the fuck I never heard of that, and then is it antagonist. Yeah, that's the villain. Damn, you could have got it, you dipshit.
Speaker 2:Beans, he's got all this confidence. Tk, you better get this one right. All right, boys. Third question, and we also have a fourth, if we're in need of a tiebreaker Earth is located in what galaxy? Tk, put his pen down real quick. Motherfucker, what he seems confident. Earth is located in what galaxy? I thought we had a math problem. The first one was technically math, category wise.
Speaker 1:Earth is. In what galaxy you know you're. There's only one galaxy, ain't there? Three, two. The galaxy we're in now because the milky way, the milky way baby.
Speaker 2:Hopefully this is the right one, not the right thing. Ring, ring, ring baby. T-cab gets it right.
Speaker 3:Bean boys wrong we're tied one one boys, we're going into the tiebreaker.
Speaker 2:First week we got a fucking heater in our tiebreaker. Question If you fly from Los Angeles to Australia, what ocean do you cross?
Speaker 1:You know the goddamn fucking globe.
Speaker 2:TGav did a little mental map and he wrote down his answer with confidence. I know he's got this one. Beans, we've been over this. I've asked you the five oceans. I got it. Pacific, correct, tyler.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I had too, pacific.
Speaker 2:The boys are buzzing. We got them both right. We got a fifth one.
Speaker 1:Now let's go.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to bring in an emergency.
Speaker 1:next question yeah, I hope you know that was totally just a guess. Really I can't believe that fucker had a picture of a globe in his head.
Speaker 2:That's not that crazy. He took his fingers like it's not that crazy. Buddy, how is your geography?
Speaker 1:I don't know shit. I literally don't remember anything from high school because it wasn't. I guess I could have used a lot of it in life. Fuck, I'm making bread. That's all that matters, alright, boys.
Speaker 2:What planet is nicknamed the Red Planet? Ooh, I'll say it. Answer submitted Beans, mars, t-cat, all right.
Speaker 3:Dude, no way the boys are buzzing dude.
Speaker 2:I need to go into another tiebreaker.
Speaker 1:I was going to say Jupiter, for some reason. Here's a tough one.
Speaker 2:We're looking at some fifth grade science right now. Boys, no Science. What species can live on both water and land?
Speaker 1:Water and land. Water and land. What species Like just one type of animal or like it's species? Species?
Speaker 2:So multiple types of animals or multiple animals in that species specifically oh, turtle, that's I love. With Dude I think oh, there we go. That was very wrong Beans?
Speaker 1:Wait, they live on water and lit.
Speaker 2:What T-Cav, oh Amphibious.
Speaker 3:Take us out, amphibian.
Speaker 1:T-Cav takes the dub. I said Amphibious, what the?
Speaker 2:fuck. Congratulations, T-Cav. You took the first edition of Are you Smarter?
Speaker 1:Than a Bean Boy. I a pretty nervous there, for that was that was a tight match.
Speaker 2:I I was a little disappointed in you at first yeah, me too.
Speaker 3:I was disappointed, you made the late comeback beans.
Speaker 2:I know you can do it after seeing your knowledge. I mean, dude, you made it to the third tiebreaker man against a high school graduate yeah, dude, that's why good job I'm fucking impressed. Man don't be down on yourself. I bet you would have beat money junk. I bet you would have beat Money.
Speaker 1:Junkie, I bet you would have too.
Speaker 2:I bet you'd have kicked his ass.
Speaker 1:Shout out Money, Junkie.
Speaker 2:All right, boys. I think we had a great time today. Although I did snap at Beans a little bit about the notepad, I think we ended up having a great episode. It was nice talking to you boys. Beans hit us with a fact and take us out.
Speaker 1:Today's fun fact Joe Biden doesn't know how to run a country. Beans world.
Speaker 2:Beans world.
