Bean's World: Animals Beans Could Fight & Win

Ever wondered if you could outwrestle a wolf or outmaneuver a donkey with just your hands? That's the tip of the iceberg on the latest episode of Beans World, where we unpack the primal, often hilarious, question of humanity's hand-to-hand prowess against the animal kingdom. Joined by Mitch Thompson, we spar over hypothetical showdowns with wildlife in a 10x10 room, with each of us staking our ground on which creatures we could triumph over. Beans has his sights set on a donkey, I've got my eyes on a doe, and Mitch? He's ready to grapple with a timber wolf.

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Transcript

Animal Fight Debate

Speaker 1 0:00

Beans World. Beans World.

Speaker 2 0:03

That was great boys. It's nice. You know, friendship and harmonizing is always a good way to get the day going. Welcome back to Beans World, episode 12,. Baby, we're here, we're queer, get used to it. And you know what? Here's the best. I'm gonna introduce my boy, the main man himself. The podcast is named after him, boy, welcome to the pod brother thank you, brother.

Speaker 3 0:26

How's it going? I'm great I'm great.

Speaker 2 0:28

I'm great. Thank you, cody. Thank you, cody, for the sound effects. I want to introduce our newest regular cody hello he's here, hello, what is this like your fourth episode in a row, buddy, or?

Speaker 1 0:38

actually we did a couple solos, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 0:40

But then I need to introduce our reoccurring, most anticipated, most requested guest, mitch thompson. Welcome to the pod buddy thank you.

Speaker 4 0:50

Thank you for having me back, boys. Just just so we're clear. I was episode one of beans.

Speaker 2 0:56

Yeah, that's true, oh wow, couldn't think of a better, oh gee I've been here since the start, baby, god damn.

Speaker 1 1:02

Okay boys. So why do you got mitch and I here now?

Speaker 2 1:04

what's going on today. You know we were talking at work unlimited. You know, hit us up, call me if you need a free estimate baby shameless plug and we were talking at work and you know, I really wanted to bring this up to the boys because I thought it was a good topic for beans world and I'm curious if you were locked in a 10 by 10 concrete block room with a pissed off animal, what is the biggest animal that you think you could kill with your bare hands?

Speaker 2 1:32

oh, that's a good one the big size, wise biggest yep, and to set the tone, um, because I've already had this conversation, I'm gonna I'm gonna start with mine, and I think mine is a doe. I think I could kick a fucking doe's ass. They got a long neck. It's easy to get the neck. Take them down, maybe a couple body slams. I might have to choke it out, snap its neck. I don't know how it's going to go. I'm going to avoid them hooves, and I think I could take a doe, a full-grown doe. I think I could kick their fucking ass.

Speaker 1 2:03

But they slash you once with their. Don't get me, I'm gonna come out with some.

Speaker 2 2:07

Fucking scars. Dude, don't get me wrong, but I think if I get that neck, it's fucking over I'm glad.

Speaker 4 2:12

I'm glad that Sam Picked Doe and I'm not disagreeing With him and I'm glad that he acknowledged the fact that he is Gonna get hurt in the fight, because when I give you guys my answer, you're gonna fucking hate it and you guys are all going to argue with me, but I know for a fact that my answer is correct.

Speaker 3 2:28

Oh, I know what I'm going for.

Speaker 4 2:30

I could take a timber wolf.

Speaker 3 2:31

No fucking way, dude.

Speaker 4 2:33

Yes, I could I am absolutely going to acknowledge the fact that I'm going to get hurt and it is not going to be fun, but there's no fucking way that I'm gonna let a wolf kill me what is your plan of attack against this? Wolf, you absolutely have to get the neck. There's no other option. You can't let it keep distance you have to get it.

Speaker 1 2:50

Put your arm up, let it bite you, and then you're free game. You're gonna get hurt, but you you're free. I don't know if I don't know if I'm giving it an arm.

Speaker 4 2:57

that's that. That thought has crossed my mind. Give it an arm, punch it in the head a couple times, but I don't think that's the move. I think you know wolves. They're not like dogs, or they are like some dogs. They have long, scrangy fucking fur. If you can get a handful of that shit, it's like fucking Velcro, right, so you have control at that point. They don't have thumbs, they're not balanced and stable. It's like fighting a big-ass dog.

Speaker 2 3:19

It's like hockey fight style.

Speaker 4 3:20

You need to get its neck, you're going to get bit in the face. Bad things are going to happen, but I'm killing the fucking wolf, I'm not dying.

Speaker 1 3:28

Beans. What do you think the biggest animal you could take is Chicken. 10 by 10 room, keep in mind. Smaller than the room that we're in right now.

Speaker 3 3:34

Fuck, I'm going to have to go with a bobcat.

Speaker 1 3:40

No way dude, I'd rather fight a wolf than a bobcat. They're not very big.

Speaker 3 3:44

Exactly, I'm not very big Dude. This is a killer cat bro, Are you serious?

Speaker 2 3:50

Have you seen videos of house cats fighting people? It is not an easy battle to beat one dude.

Speaker 3 3:56

Honestly, I would probably rather take a wolf than a large house cat Cats are fucked up, dude I suppose I didn't think of the claws Beans defend yourself, dude, this was your pit. Yeah, I didn't think of them claws.

Speaker 1 4:08

Cats are the only things other than humans that hunt for pleasure.

Speaker 3 4:11

I'm going to take on a fucking donkey. I'm going to beat the shit out of a donkey.

Speaker 4 4:14

No, no shot, no shot. You take a donkey. Remember we're talking. This is a pissed off. Those are about the meanest fucking animals there are and they're the size of a horse. There is no way you can kill it no you're scrawny little arms. You can't even get your arms around its neck to choke it like you cannot kill that donkey.

Speaker 3 4:34

I've been hitting the gym dude. Yeah, yeah, they're not long enough, brother.

Speaker 4 4:38

I'm telling you right now, there's no way you're killing a donkey.

Speaker 1 4:40

All right, I'm gonna buy a donkey, just to show you you guys are not gonna like my answer because it's an obvious hack to the system.

Speaker 3 4:47

I'm going giraffe see, I was gonna say that shit, but it doesn't fit in the box.

Speaker 1 4:52

10 by 10 is only length and width. There's no height on the thing. Oh fuck they're dumb as hell.

Speaker 4 4:58

They're dumb as hell.

Speaker 1 4:59

All I have to do is miss a next swing, because the only thing they do is like whip around their head to hit you.

Speaker 4 5:04

You wouldn't be able to get on it.

Speaker 1 5:06

Dude, they stomp. Dude, you're crazy. I'll be running around stabbing it.

Speaker 4 5:11

No, have a knife.

Speaker 1 5:11

You don't have a weapon.

Speaker 2 5:12

Bare hands, dog.

Speaker 4 5:14

That's just how sharp my fingernails would be. You couldn't get on the draft.

Speaker 2 5:19

I'll be preparing them for months.

Speaker 4 5:21

Scratch, the shit out of their ankles I like, I like where your mind's at. I think if you got up the neck far enough, you'd be able to choke it out. What I'm telling you is, first of all, you're not going to get on the draft?

Speaker 1 5:31

that stupid animal can't even drink standing up. They have to get down on their legs. I'm definitely getting the. What are they?

Speaker 2 5:36

going to do drink you hell. No, dude, he gets on that neck, it's going to swing him into the wall one time and his ass, I don don't even think you can't snap its neck for sure.

Speaker 1 5:45

That's way too long.

Speaker 4 5:46

Have you seen them fight?

Speaker 1 5:48

Oh yeah, they're just headbutting each other whipping that shit around. But in 10x10, he doesn't have much room for momentum.

Speaker 4 5:54

He doesn't have much range, but he's able to shake you off the neck if you get to the neck and they're so much bigger than you think they are. Think about how hard it is to jump on the back of a horse.

Speaker 1 6:04

I'm not jumping on the top of this. I'll tell you that You're right.

Speaker 4 6:06

that was bad, that's a terrible answer, I'm sorry. I thought.

Speaker 1 6:09

I had a hack. You're right, I couldn't take a giraffe.

Speaker 4 6:16

Dude, we were arguing at work on whether we think we could take a coyote or not, and Mitch is sitting here talking about a timber wolf.

Speaker 2 6:30

Coy the eyeballs, dude, I actually I saw. I remember this like it was yesterday, dude. I was probably about 10 years old and I was a big 10 year old for context and I was watching. It was like it was a video. It was a show that they had where it was like animal attacks, like dangerous animals, and this guy got attacked by a coyote and I, like I kind of started to freak out. You know, because we at my house there's coyotes all over. You go outside at night, you're gonna hear them across the field or something. Yeah, so I started like freaking out. You know, I take out the garbage. I'm like, oh fuck, coyote's gonna attack me. And then, at 10 years old, I looked up how big is a coyote and they're like 20 to 40 pounds.

Speaker 4 6:59

Dude, I don't kick the fuck out of that coyote yeah, at 10 years old I decided that coyote not a problem. I think a wolf can get up to like 150 pounds I I don't see any way that a wolf bastard kills me one solo wolf. The problem with wolves is they hunt in packs, you know so that's. That's why everyone's so scared.

Speaker 1 7:16

There are they're always life or death, like they move well, so are you.

Speaker 4 7:21

if you're, if you're trapped in a concrete box, you are life or death as well.

Speaker 1 7:24

That's the question, yeah, but everything on them is sharp their claws, their teeth, like everything is sharp, Everything that they have. You don't really have anything sharp. You know I don't need to. Your attack is a multi-step process. They just have to touch you and it hurts. You have to like.

Speaker 4 7:43

First of all, we're in a concrete room so I can't hurt it. I can bounce 150 pounds. I could bounce Will like a fucking basketball Okay.

Speaker 3 7:51

What the fuck.

Speaker 4 7:52

I could take a wolf. There's no argument because I've had this argument for a total of I swear to God probably 15 hours in my life of me arguing that I could kill a wolf with my bare hands. I will not lose the argument. There's no way that I'm dying. I'm going to get hurt. I'm going to be severely hurt. I'm going to need to go to the hospital. I'm not denying that, but I'm not dying.

Speaker 4 8:14

This isn't an exhibition. Fucking boxing match buddy. If it's life or death, I'm not dying to a wolf, a bear, I'm dead.

Speaker 3 8:20

There's no fucking question, you just got to poke their eyes out.

Surviving Animal Attacks

Speaker 4 8:24

You got to fucking jab them eyeballs Once they got no eyes, what are they gonna do? A bear's killing you Any size.

Speaker 3 8:29

People survive bear attacks all the time.

Speaker 4 8:31

Yeah, because the bear quits, because they just are fucking with them. The bear doesn't want to eat you. Ah true, they survive bear attacks because the bear's like, ah, I'm bored. That's why people survive bear attacks. You gotta start holding your ground more, brother.

Speaker 2 8:43

Every time somebody gives you a good point, you're like oh yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 8:46

You got to hold your ground, man. That's a damn good point.

Speaker 2 8:48

That's what you believe. So let's take it back to you for a second, because this is Beans World. It's all about beans.

Speaker 3 9:01

So did we decide on Bobcat or Donkey here Donkey. I got a better chance than a fucking Bobcat.

Speaker 2 9:12

Let's go over your plan of attack, because you know know this is a pissed off donkey. It's coming after you.

Speaker 4 9:13

All right, I'm gonna stay away from its ass right, so I don't get kicked and docked out. Donkeys bite, by the way, so you'll be quick on your feet, do they? Yeah, they're fucking mean.

Speaker 2 9:17

I'll do like a flying context for people that don't know. Beans is afraid of dogs too, so let's no.

Speaker 3 9:21

I'm afraid of big ass dogs that I don't know, because they run up and bark at you, all right, and I got chased down by one when I was a kid fuck you if the mug root beer dog approached you in a dark alley, do you think you would run?

Speaker 1 9:33

yeah in a dark alley, dude you should have seen him again.

Speaker 2 9:37

He was. We went to our buddy's house and will's only been there a couple times and he has a chocolate lab and beans was fucking terrified of it. He wouldn't even get within 10 feet of the dog labs can be a little bit mean.

Speaker 4 9:48

But, dude, I learned something pretty interesting. We were working down in alabama on a storm one time and there was this dog and he was fucking mean and we had to get in the yard and the family wasn't there because a hurricane just went through, so they were gone and the dogs were out milling around the fucking yard and this thing was fucking mean and we were all like hiding in the trucks, basically, and the guy from the power company apparently they did a class on what to do with dogs, because they deal with that shit all the time. They're always in people's yards he just gets out of his truck, looks the dog straight in the eyes and the dog starts running at him.

Speaker 4 10:17

He goes blah and the dog just turned around and ran away, just tucked its tail, he clapped his hands and he went blah and the dog just dipped.

Speaker 1 10:25

He's like if you look him in the eyes.

Speaker 2 10:26

If you don't turn your back to him, they're not gonna fucking touch you damn have you guys ever had to like beat the fuck out of a random dog, or even if it's a dog you know that's trying to attack you like? Have you had to fight a dog before?

Speaker 3 10:38

yeah, straight up, I had a fucking. I was on my pedal bike just right in town by my mom's house and a golden lad was chasing me and had to kick it with my foot and jump on someone's fucking escalator.

Speaker 2 10:49

Just a random person.

Speaker 3 10:50

Yes, dude, because I was screaming for dear life. The thing was on my ass Help, Help. Yeah, it's no fucking joke. How old were you? I was like 14.

Speaker 2 11:01

Dude you got to remember when I was 14,.

Speaker 1 11:03

I'm not even 100 pounds soaking wet.

Speaker 3 11:07

It was a mean motherfucker. You should have kicked its ass, help.

Speaker 4 11:11

We were building fence one time and there was this mean ass dog that the fucking person let out of their house and it kept coming up and fucking with us and trying to bite us and shit like that. And one of the guys I was working with he just like cool, calm, collected, goes in the trailer he gets a can of wd-40 and squirts it right in the fucking nose. That thing just dipped.

Speaker 2 11:34

It did not like it one bit, that's a good hack I was ice fishing this winter with a couple of my buddies over in scotty and this dog like we were on a very small lake, we were the only ones in our, in our whole section of it and this random ass dog comes out. My buddy has dogs and the dogs are kind of fighting and he stepped in the middle and he was holding his dog away, kind of facing his back towards the other dog, and it snapped at its hand in my, my buddy's, six, four, three hundred pounds. He booted that dog five feet in the air dude, I've never seen a dog fly like that and it came right back at him, booted it again, ran off.

Speaker 2 12:09

Thank god, dude, I thought that I was scared for the dog at that point it's so scary too, you know. You get in a position where dog comes chasing after you like this dog was coming in trying to either kill the dogs or kill us, like he was I've. I've never seen a dog that much of a piece of shit like. I've never been attacked or threatened by any dog until that situation. Good thing my buddy fucking took care of his ass.

Speaker 4 12:32

We have a Pitbull and he's a really good dog, but you can get him to be pretty aggressive. You know, if you want to fuck with him and wrestle with him and I really like doing it, for whatever reason I like getting him wound up and he will get fucking angry. That son of a bitch is strong. He's like dude. I like wrestling with dogs. That some bitch is strong he's like dude, it's. I like wrestling with dogs like I. That's just how I play with them. I don't like to like be the nice like pet, like I want to fuck with your dog a little bit.

Speaker 4 12:51

I want to get him rattled up and play with them. Jesus dude, ours b and louis will get in some aggressive play sessions where he's trying to kill me, but it's a good time, and then, like I can, but he's out and everything yeah, he's good enough where I can be like all right, that enough, and then he'll just come sit by me.

Speaker 2 13:05

You ever have that bite you in the ass where somebody's like way too overprotective of their dog and they get like upset with you about like just fucking no it's always in a playful way, like I'm not Like our dog's different.

Speaker 4 13:16

I'm not going to like get someone else's dog pissed off, but I want to get him riled up and wrestle with him. Dude, my, my roommate, that's what they like to do. Dude, they're dogs. Everyone thinks that they're just like these fucking house pets. Dude dogs, up until like the 90s, were like outside animals that were there to fuck yeah on the couch be rough, insane. Exactly now it's like they're like these pampered fucking things. That's not how a dog's supposed to be. Dude, let him outside. He wants to go.

Geese Fighting and Time Stopping

Speaker 2 13:43

Fuck shit up yeah, very good point, so it's true beans I want to ask you a follow-up question of of the whole topic of the, you know, fighting a pissed off animal in a concrete room. How many canada geese do you think you can? Canadian they're actually, they're there. It's a Canada goose, so they're. Canada when there's multiple, it's not the plural isn't used the same.

Speaker 3 14:04

Okay.

Speaker 4 14:06

How many is the question Will.

Speaker 3 14:08

Well, I did see a couple geese out back and I was going to go take a couple of the babies just to have as pets, but then I remembered that they could fuck you up pretty bad, so probably none what Dude they can snap your fucking arm and shit.

Speaker 2 14:20

Are you fucking stupid? You don't think you could kill one goose coming after you?

Speaker 3 14:24

Well, I probably could, yeah, if I grabbed it and ringed its neck.

Speaker 4 14:26

but I mean, Alright, dude, ask me the fucking question. Ring its neck.

Speaker 3 14:30

Ring alright ring.

Speaker 2 14:33

Mitch, if you're in that same concrete box, how many geese do you think you could take at the same time?

Speaker 4 14:37

How many can you fucking fit in? There is the answer to that question, because it's another one of those things where, if it's life, or death. I don't care how many times I get pecked and bit, I'm not gonna die. So however many geese you can fit in that room is how many I'm gonna end up killing.

Speaker 2 14:51

I don't know, dude, I agree, I think I could my number's 30. I think I could take 30, no problem. But if they get you on the ground and there's a bunch of them, I mean they have teeth, they've got claws.

Speaker 1 15:02

I don me on the ground I mean, you never know, dude what if they all get you on the ground and then, one by one, take advantage of you?

Speaker 4 15:12

I see no scenario where the geese can get me on the ground, like unless I fuck up and I trip and I fall, which, first of all, I'm probably not gonna move because it's gonna be so many geese that I'm just gonna stand there and I'm just grabbing heads one head wrong one head, so easy to two hands. You, you know I'm killing probably four. No, I'm killing six every 30 seconds.

Speaker 2 15:33

That's how fast If you have one in one of your hands, you can just be swinging around beating the fuck out of them with one of the dead ones.

Speaker 1 15:39

Your kill-death ratio is one every five seconds.

Speaker 2 15:42

Yeah, and if you punched a goose, like if you got good contact, you could definitely kill the motherfucker one punch. Oh yeah, I've seen golf balls kill geese like nothing.

Speaker 3 15:52

Well, them fuckers are soaring, though.

Speaker 1 15:54

But then you're going to prison because now you're over your limit.

Speaker 4 15:59

Ooh, Self-defense buddy.

Speaker 2 16:00

Beans you have to remember that we're in this box, so it's not like they're chasing us all over Now. If we were in an open field, I don't think I could take as many. I still think I could take 30 in an open field, but it's easier. We have the upper hand in that box.

Speaker 4 16:18

Dude. Open field as many as you want, I don't care. Line them up, buddy. Line them up 300.

Speaker 2 16:25

But, dude you got to remember they're all coming at the same time.

Speaker 4 16:28

Honestly the yeah.

Speaker 1 16:33

You need to get worn out.

Speaker 2 16:34

At a certain point.

Speaker 1 16:35

The rings are going to start getting half-assed. That's what.

Speaker 4 16:37

I'm saying I probably got you know.

Speaker 1 16:38

Then you got some cripples.

Speaker 4 16:39

I probably got five to ten minutes of good fighting in me until I'm just too tired to even operate. Geese aren't light, you know. You got to pick every single one of them up to kill them.

Speaker 2 16:54

So you know, I want to bring it over to beans. Bean said, bean said he had a topic he wanted to bring up today. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn the mic over to him for a second yeah, I've just been thinking at work.

Speaker 3 17:03

I think of some topics at work, and one of them is what would you do if time froze for an entire day but you could do whatever you wanted, like what everyone froze, everything froze besides you. What would you do?

Speaker 2 17:14

oh, I'd do horrible shit. Have you guys ever seen? Stop porn before, huh no have you ever, any has ever heard?

Speaker 1 17:20

of that before. I think you told me. I think you've told me this before stop porn.

Speaker 2 17:26

I learned it from burt kreischer man it's, it's a guy, he'll, he'll. It's predominantly asian type of porn, but they, they'll go to, let's just say, a swim hall, right, and he has a time stopper, stop. Nobody moves, nobody knows what's going on. You can technically do whatever you want. I'm not going to lay out the way of the land, but I think you can put two and two together.

Speaker 4 17:51

I was going to say don't go into detail because that's rape brother. Yeah, it is actually.

Speaker 3 17:54

We're living in a what?

Speaker 4 17:55

the fuck that's rape brother. Yeah, it is actually hey.

Speaker 2 17:59

We're living in a fantasy, bro. All right, all right.

Speaker 4 18:01

I'm not calling you a raper, I'm just saying I'm a rapper. What the fuck? This is Dude. I think my answer is pretty obvious, and it's I'm finding the largest amount of money that I can possibly find.

Speaker 3 18:12

Yep, that's exactly what the fuck I had, also into money I would go to every bank.

Speaker 4 18:17

You know you have 24 hours. You go to every bank.

Speaker 3 18:21

Hope to God, the vault's open when you get there. Banks don't hold a lot of money.

Speaker 4 18:25

You have 24 hours. You know how many banks I can drive to in 24 hours A fuckload.

Speaker 2 18:30

Yeah, true Dude. You know how fun it would be too if you went.

Speaker 3 18:34

If you like, could you like bring somebody with you Beans, I suppose we can accept that If we went to like Disney World and Busch Gardens or something and we had like a ride operator and we just got to go to ourselves.

Speaker 2 18:45

That would be pretty lit.

Speaker 3 18:46

I ain't going to Disney World, you ever rode a roller coaster, Beans. Yeah, that shit's lit dude Valley. Fair, that's gay. Well, I never really had a childhood, you know.

Speaker 2 18:56

I don't know, I had a great childhood.

Speaker 4 18:58

Thanks for trauma dumping. Mid-podcast dude Way to take the fucking energy out of the room.

Speaker 1 19:04

Beans has got PTSD from his childhood.

Speaker 3 19:06

We've established. What about you, Cody? What would you do?

Speaker 1 19:08

My head immediately goes to money. But then you start to think like, if you have these powers, what other powers are even available for purchase later on? And I would think my brain would just start to develop this God complex. And then immediately now I'm thinking how can I make money off of this? Maybe I can sell the time-stopping service as a subscription. That maybe other people can do for a high premium, but then it doesn't affect me. Figure out a way where I can maybe make it not affect me and then every time it happens I make a shitload of money and then own the trademark for this time stopping thing you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of ways you go with this.

Speaker 4 19:46

You can kill your enemies. Oh, every, every one of your enemies kill your competition, you know. So then you can make money that way. You can uh, you can sign over people's businesses to your name in 24 hours, then you have legal documentation.

Speaker 4 20:00

There's nothing they can do about it. You know there's so many ways that in my head immediately goes to profit. There's no other way to think about it. At least there's otherwise. Like what the? There's nothing else really cool to do. What am I gonna do? Go play a fucking round of golf like I don't give a shit, right you know, yeah, dude might as well make some bank while you're there.

Speaker 1 20:17

You have to separate into categories of what can you do and what can't you do with stopped time. There's a lot of logistics, yeah, a lot of things require other people doing stuff, so a lot of things you can't do when the time is stopped I would probably uh position my enemies in a way that once time unfreezes, they instantly die. Yeah yeah, so they can at least feel it too. They're on a wood chipper. That is like perfectly still, yeah.

Speaker 2 20:41

And then the second that it turns like that, yeah dude, it would be fun to fuck with people like you. Put two of your enemies in like a kissing position or something they come back to just making out, or you could really do some fuck shit. I'd go to beans work and fuck up his pour, blame it on him. Yeah right, buddy, get his ass fired.

Speaker 1 21:01

Footprints everywhere you could really fuck with people.

Speaker 4 21:03

in that way, you could take minor things from them that just really inconvenience their life.

Speaker 2 21:08

Dude, you'd be the best magician of all time.

Speaker 1 21:12

Oh yeah, that's how, bro, if I had this device, that's my career, that's how instantly you become rich and famous. You're like is this your card? No, okay, go home and check in your safe. The card is in your safe at home.

Speaker 2 21:30

The card's here and all my money's disappeared. It's insane.

Speaker 1 21:35

There's so many things you can do. You could be a hypnotist like freeze time.

Speaker 4 21:39

Knock someone out cold, lay them on the ground, unfreeze time. Everyone's like how the fuck did that happen?

Speaker 2 21:44

they got just a fucking welt on their forehead.

Speaker 3 21:47

Oh my god, what's happening here?

Speaker 2 21:49

what would you?

Speaker 1 21:51

I mean what? There's so many things. There's so many things you could do. I would really want to go stop time and go explore places that you couldn't normally area yeah, the white house, oh yeah, you know places like that, like they can't stop you and nothing can kill you like.

Discussion on Improving the World

Speaker 2 22:07

You can go anywhere without any threat of anything you know like no animal threat. No, you can go to like. Well, I guess I couldn't just jump in a plane or anything, because I can't fly one, so I couldn't just go anywhere. But dude, you could go explore some wild fucking places.

Speaker 4 22:24

See, this is how I know we're all bad people, because none of us have said a single answer that would better the world. Not a single person has said something that could improve the world.

Speaker 3 22:32

We're all just like this is for my personal gain. I'd probably plant a bunch of trees. I'd plant a bunch of trees too.

Speaker 2 22:37

You don't have to stop time to do that.

Speaker 4 22:38

Yeah, you could do that right now.

Speaker 3 22:41

Fuck that, that's fucking lame dude Good answer.

Speaker 2 22:48

Well, you know, I think we hit our topics enough here. I think we learned a little bit about beans, got into the mind of beans Beans. Hit us with your fact and take us out for the episode buddy.

Speaker 3 22:58

Today's little fact Some shrimp can loudly snap their pinchers. Beans world, Beans world. Great fact beans. Thank you,