On Tap Podcast
On Tap is the podcast that celebrates the heart and soul of blue-collar working class culture. We'll be hosting some amazing folks from the blue-collar world and beyond. Listen in as we chat with industry legends, unsung heroes, and experts in their fields. Their stories, experiences, and insights will inspire and entertain you. Comedy is our secret sauce. Kody & Sam have a knack for turning everyday work stories into side-splitting anecdotes. Prepare for laughter, hilarious work-related mishaps, and a good dose of humor to brighten your day. Whether you're clocking in for your shift or winding down after a hard day's work, "On Tap" is your go-to podcast for a dose of blue-collar pride, a taste of the finest brews, a good laugh, and a fresh take on the world's current events. Subscribe now and be part of the working-class revolution!
On Tap Podcast
Wisconsin vs. Minnesota Ft. It's Wisconsin Ya Know 🍻🧀 On Tap #196
Ever wondered if you could pick out a wild news headline from Wisconsin or Minnesota? Well, saddle up for a trivia showdown that's more electrifying than a thunderstorm over Lake Superior. Our Wisconsin guests who’ve turned beer enthusiasm into viral fame, dive headfirst into a rip-roaring Minnesota vs. Wisconsin Trivia Challenge. With each wrong guess sending someone to shotgun a beer, we laugh our way through tales of misplaced toilets and giraffe poop capers. It's a high-stakes battle of wits where only state pride and livers are on the line.
0:00 Minnesota vs. Wisconsin Trivia Challenge
12:21 Wisconsin Memes and Beer Culture
21:54 Midwest Cousins United by Differences
31:56 Dynamic Duo
36:12 High School Drinking Stories
48:03 Cheers and Social Media Plugs
Supply the beer and help the boiz create content by grabbing some merch from our store
College Peep Show Merch
Check out CPS gear and use code: ONTAP for 10% off your order
Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.
Check out our sticker packs at OnTapWithTheBoiz.com
Welcome back to another episode of the on tap podcast. We got me, my buddy Sam, here up at the table, our lovely friend Cody hiding in the back room.
Speaker 2:We got the rowdy crowd back in the office today we're getting a little weird.
Speaker 1:The vibes are electric, the beards are thick, the accents are thick, the cheese is thick. We got the boys from Wisconsin, you know, here.
Speaker 3:Oh, hey, oh hey.
Speaker 1:You know we might be a little bit more similar than we think, and we will see. We set up a beautiful game for you guys today to figure out how similar we really are okay.
Speaker 2:So, boys, today the game is we have 10 different news headlines lined up for you, and you have to determine if the news headline is from minnesota or if it's from wisconsin. Okay, and so now also the punishment for not getting it right, which you do have a 50.
Speaker 3:50 shot is to shotgun a beer well, I think they're all from minnesota, then right that's for you to determine.
Speaker 1:I suppose I can't tell you. That's a cheater's way to look at things, but not a bad idea.
Speaker 4:But we do like to drink so so with, with you guys being twins. Are you guys gonna ride or die your answers together. Are you guys a team? Are you taking the soul?
Speaker 1:are you going back and forth?
Speaker 3:how many how many timeouts do we get?
Speaker 1:I mean as you want as many timeouts as you want. We got an hour here for sure.
Speaker 2:Challenge accepted cody all right boys I'm gonna hit you with the first one here. In february of 2020, a motorist struck a toilet in the middle of the road and reported to officers that she hit the toilet because she was distracted by a toilet in the other lane. Minnesota, wisconsin. Was this from minnesota or was this from Wisconsin? It's a hard interview.
Speaker 3:We will choose it's from Minnesota because there's no alcohol involved. There is no alcohol.
Speaker 4:Oh. Oh toilet talk baby, oh for one.
Speaker 1:Are we allowed?
Speaker 4:to appear we coming out hot.
Speaker 1:Oh for one. A toilet in the middle of the road is a crazy thing in the first place, but a second toilet instantly in my mind. In Minnesota I've seen maybe a toilet or two, but not at the same time. I'm thinking two toilets, one road, that's Wisconsin all day, sam.
Speaker 4:Absolutely. Here in Minnesota we hold ourselves high and mighty Toilets have to stay in an enclosed trailer of some sort. We don't want our citizens seeing them around. I just knew right away.
Speaker 2:Do you think that these fell out of someone's vehicle, or were they just planted in the road?
Speaker 1:Planted by a drunk hooligan, for sure, right, obviously. I can't see any other way that a toilet gets in the road. All right boys, here we go Throwing bricks.
Speaker 4:Throwing bricks.
Speaker 1:This is going to get real dicey if they get the first few wrong.
Speaker 3:Also just so we know for the fans that we might end up as one of these stories.
Speaker 1:The fans that are watching on YouTube right now. You guys, I know you're probably drunk. There is two of them.
Speaker 2:I know you might think like I'm just drunk.
Speaker 3:I'm seeing double. There is in fact two, and they look absolutely identical and I love the dynamic here. Yeah, so who's who? How can you, how can you guys tell who's who we?
Speaker 2:well, it depends how many drinks we've had, we've lost track. Who's who? I mean, hear me out after 10, 12 beers. Sometimes I astral project when I'm at the bar and then I think like, oh my god, am I outside of my body right now? You ever thought that?
Speaker 3:that's some deep shit. I don't even know how to take that.
Speaker 1:Cody officer, how high are you? Are you kidding me? I'm a twin, christopher.
Speaker 3:Nolan behind there, or what? Just imagine if I'm not sitting with him and you get pulled over for some obscure stuff and you have to say I'm a twin.
Speaker 2:It wasn't me, but you're the only one in the car.
Speaker 3:That's some other explaining they did.
Speaker 2:Okay, boys. Second headline Officials seized a box of giraffe poop. Us Customs said that the passenger had returned from Kenya with the poop Minnesota. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4:Ding, ding, ding ding. You're right, you get a pass.
Speaker 3:We wouldn't mess with it.
Speaker 4:What's a?
Speaker 3:giraffe.
Speaker 2:Third headline A 59-year-old school bus driver was charged with two counts of the dwi after crashing into the ditch with nearly 50 students on board. This actually recently happened, I believe I think.
Speaker 3:Well, I was gonna say before you said recently I think we had that same experience in middle school multiple times, life experience, that was every day, yeah, you survive. We're, we're gonna, um, we're gonna discuss it for a second.
Speaker 2:The boys are locking in. Yeah, okay, so I think that that doesn't surprise me, knowing. I mean, honestly, I I've never really been to a lot of different wisconsin towns other than the border towns that are close to us here in Wisconsin, but from my understanding, I think you have to be drunk in order to drive buses over there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they all seem like. I mean, it seemed like a pretty across-the-board thing.
Speaker 3:Well, how else would you put up with that many kids? It's Wisconsin. It's Wisconsin.
Speaker 1:Boys. Have you locked in your answer?
Speaker 3:We're like bing yeah, we got it All right oh.
Speaker 2:He set us up it's Minnesota. It actually just happened here locally.
Speaker 3:Well, can we go back in the records and say it happened in both states?
Speaker 2:I think we'll all drink, for it. Was the other ones 59 years old? Oh, they're probably younger in Wisconsin. We need to think about years old. Oh, they're probably younger. In Wisconsin they're like 17 year old bus drivers.
Speaker 3:They're 16 years old. They can drive, so they can drive a bus.
Speaker 1:This one just happened right up the road from us. To be honest with you, I'm talking like two weeks recent news headline that we just found out about this. It was like right down the highway.
Speaker 3:Oh, so okay, I got you.
Speaker 1:That was the only one that we knew. Well, we're going to drink like that bus.
Speaker 3:We're going to drink these and drive a bus tomorrow morning. Just kidding.
Speaker 1:I got to tell you I do love the dynamic of this game because usually when we play a trivia game we play anything on this podcast. One of us is getting fucked with two, it's us getting fucked. We played a lot of shot caller trivia.
Speaker 4:We played a lot of shot caller trivia. We played a lot of drinking trivia, and I'm happy to be on the other side and just only watch someone else drink for once. Well, we're honored, dude. When I was a kid, my bus driver's name was adolf and that threw me for a fucking loop, dude did he have a mustache or no?
Speaker 3:he did have a mustache a whole mustache or a half a mustache?
Speaker 4:or a quarter mustache. He wasn't going full hit, but it was close enough that for a minute you thought I'm like maybe he was a supporter. I didn't as a young kid. He could have been him for all I knew, did you understand what he was saying. He had a slight accent, if I remember correctly. I was terrified of the man Like Adolf. It's like holy shit, dude.
Speaker 1:Adolf's a crazy name for anyone to have. I feel like it's just one of them things that throws you off?
Speaker 3:What a conversation starter.
Speaker 1:Throw in Brooks, throw in Bricks.
Speaker 4:Throw in Bricks. Here's to Adolph. I kind of want to throw in Bricks.
Speaker 1:Cheers to Adolph.
Speaker 4:From the peanut gallery.
Speaker 1:Cheers to Adolph.
Speaker 4:Throwing him down.
Speaker 2:That was a good one Throwing him down. All right, boys, we're going to hit you with another one here.
Speaker 3:Right away. We're only three in and we're doing two shotguns.
Speaker 1:You have.
Speaker 3:You have oh.
Speaker 1:God, that means you're almost a third of the way through.
Speaker 2:We'll see how much the tummy can take. A 14-year-old girl was found behind the driver's seat of a crashed car. She reported was to have hit Okay, mitch, this is worded Very weird. Learn how to read. It's not my fault. A 14 year old girl was found behind the driver's seat of a crashed car. She was reported to have hit two vehicles and the door of an underground parking garage before driving through a nearby field and finally crashed into a pad mounted electrical really electrical transformer. When the police contacted her mother, the mother admitted to convincing her daughter to take the car to the store because she was too drunk to drive. This is a tough one.
Speaker 1:I worded that bad. I figured Cody would elaborate and maybe read ahead. He's not very smart.
Speaker 2:This is what happened. You made the note. This is the story in easy terms 14-year-old girl crashes a car.
Speaker 3:Can we get a reenactment?
Speaker 1:Yeah, 14-year-old girl, she's driving. No, no, no, crashes a car. I'm the mom, I'm the mom, it's got to be like being a drugger. Okay, cody's the mom.
Speaker 2:Hey, hold on.
Speaker 4:Hey.
Speaker 3:Bethany.
Speaker 4:You're probably smoking a cigarette too.
Speaker 3:Yeah cigarette too, Bethany listen here, hey, listen.
Speaker 2:I know that you're only 14 years old, baby girl. You need to drive to the store. Mom was way too drunk.
Speaker 1:Mom, I don't remember you having such a deep voice.
Speaker 3:This sounds like. Minnesota.
Speaker 2:Minnesota.
Speaker 1:You guys got to converse about this.
Speaker 3:We didn't even lock in an answer. We didn't lock in an answer. We didn't lock in an answer.
Speaker 1:We'll give you that one. You get a freebie.
Speaker 3:I guess we got it. Rules are rules, right how?
Speaker 2:about this. You guys reenact the mom-daughter conversation there instead of shotgunning.
Speaker 4:Do you guys even understand the story yet? I just shotgunned six beers and I can't drive.
Speaker 3:I see three guys to the liquor store.
Speaker 2:That's the Wisconsin slang.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get in my El Camino.
Speaker 4:Are you going to drive or no?
Speaker 2:I assume it was an El Camino.
Speaker 1:nonetheless, that makes the most sense Now that I think about it. It didn't say it when I read the thing online, but it had to have been an El Camino.
Speaker 3:I was in the mountain, but it had to have been an El Camino, maybe a four-ranger.
Speaker 4:I was in the mom You're supposed to do the daughter I'm getting.
Speaker 3:Buick LeSabre vibes.
Speaker 4:Dude, sorry did we ruin it.
Speaker 3:I just drank all the wine in the house and you didn't give me more, mom, do you? Need me to go, or do you?
Speaker 4:Yes, get to the story now.
Speaker 3:Is that it?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I did the mom voice too, and I'm supposed to be the daughter. You guys still sound exactly the same.
Speaker 1:Even when we're playing two different characters.
Speaker 3:If people were listening to a radio station. I think they'd be really confused.
Speaker 2:Like, okay, what's the next channel that we get?
Speaker 3:Should we scratch that one?
Speaker 2:Did we ruin the answer?
Speaker 3:Did we totally mess that thing up?
Speaker 2:That's okay, we'll just chalk that up as you lost, but you made up for it by embarrassing yourselves.
Speaker 3:I'm so embarrassed we might have to go home.
Speaker 4:We're just going to drive home.
Speaker 3:Mom, are you okay to drive? Yes, I drunk too.
Speaker 2:You don't want to do girl voices? Okay, next one. A 20-year-old man received probation after he was Minnesota.
Speaker 3:Hold on boys.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I'm joking. I'm joking, I failed at that one A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer Minnesota, minnesota. The sentence also requires an offender to register as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health.
Speaker 1:I mean this one's fucking obvious yeah, this is a pretty easy one to be honest with you guys. Are you fucking kidding me? Sex with a dead deer what do? You guys say Sex with a dead deer, we'll let you guys call this one. You guys lock in your answers. We already know the answer. You guys got to lock it in. I'm just telling you Sex with a dead deer.
Speaker 3:Well, you guys, it's a good question. It's a good question, I mean, it pretty much narrows it down here. Well, it wasn't us. I swear to God.
Speaker 2:It wasn't us, it wasn't us.
Speaker 3:But you know what For, but you know what For all of Wisconsin, right now we are going to say Minnesota.
Speaker 1:Minnesota, you're welcome.
Speaker 3:Wisconsin.
Speaker 2:We're drinking these beers for Wisconsin's sake. So whoever?
Speaker 3:actually did it, you're welcome. Well, we need to seek credibility with this news source after this.
Speaker 4:I don't know if I can keep watching these guys. Shotgun dude Mitch did not cite his sources that was.
Speaker 1:Sam Sam found that one.
Speaker 3:For how much we're shotgunning. You're going to have to call Remington to sponsor this.
Speaker 1:We're going to eat 70 of this Throwing bricks.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck, dude, I'll tell you what these guys hold the Wisconsin name. Man, I could not be shot in this especially a pbr, and they're always such a clean shotgun dude.
Speaker 1:You guys are professionals I don't think I've ever seen someone hit three to four back-to-back pbr shotguns and not just yak their fucking guts out. I mean, that's some of the toughest.
Speaker 3:Well, guys, we're gonna be, we're gonna be honest. Uh, let's easy up on the questions a little bit.
Speaker 1:The tummy's not doing so hot right now it pays off being from Wisconsin.
Speaker 4:Well, hey, now that we got you guys drunk since we jumped right into the game I think we take a little break from it. We're going to come back and do it later. That was five questions, right, correct, perfect. We'll finish off the last five in a little bit. Five trick questions. The reason that we got connected with you guys is you have a social media page where you post memes, make videos and you're all about Wisconsin Talking off camera. We realized you guys have been doing it for a really long time. How did you get your start and when did you get started?
Speaker 3:Well, beer, beer is the main start. Beer, beer, beer. It was beer, but I believe it all started with him getting a camera.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd agree it was me getting a camera and he needed something to naturally help.
Speaker 3:I was drinking a beer no-transcript yeah and all of a sudden bam we're drinking beer and we're busting out cameras and filming, and filming in fridge bricks pretty much pretty much everything your parents tell you not to do, like one with smartphones.
Speaker 4:My dad was always like, why take videos of you doing?
Speaker 3:dumb shit speaking. This was like before smartphones, to make an example of it it was buying a camera, filming it and obviously your parents saying it's not going to become anything. And here we are.
Speaker 2:Your parents were not real supportive.
Speaker 1:Correct me if I'm wrong, cody, but I'm pretty sure that's exactly how this podcast started. You guys just got drunk one night and you're like we should just film this shit instead of just drinking like idiots. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 3:Well, if you want to go way back, if you want to go way back, we were uh, we were really drunk doing stuff with their you know, stupid stuff for their parents, stuff when they were out of town, filming it. I think we made a country music video. If you want to look way back, that's way back in the books, some real oh geez, don't some, oh geez I'm telling you, don't look it up.
Speaker 1:No, I'm telling you right now, everyone should look it up, because those are some gold. I got some buddies who were making YouTube videos back in 2009,. 2008 that they're eight years old.
Speaker 3:Nobody wants to talk about that.
Speaker 1:I got a buddy who doesn't remember the password to his old YouTube account so he can't even take the videos down anymore.
Speaker 3:they got like that's the good stuff.
Speaker 1:They got like 1500 views because I'm the only one who watches it and I show it to everyone.
Speaker 3:That's like how ours. Oh, it's great. I think, yeah, I think the only views we got was, uh, plugging it in to someone's hdmi cord in their living room and we might have got those three views from those people so once you guys got to start going, when did you start getting the traction?
Speaker 4:did it take a while, or was it pretty instant?
Speaker 3:no, it took forever yeah, it took forever. Yeah, I feel like it's still taking forever, but I feel like there's one viral one in the way the or no video and stuff like that. You know the wisconsin culture videos well, to be honest, we to be honest overall. Well, we don't, we don't, we don't care about the traction, we enjoy doing it. We enjoy doing it, we, anyone that supported us on the way it's for you here's, here's to you this is to you. This is to everyone that has supported us so far.
Speaker 3:the past, however many years, the long path, here it is. It's always for you. At what point did it turn from?
Speaker 1:just like being dumbass kids making videos into something that you wanted to pursue as like, maybe something that could have traction, you know, instead of saying like I'm just gonna make this video because I think it's fucking funny to putting out content for your actual viewers, for people that are coming back for the shit probably when we upgraded cameras.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we felt like we had to prove it to uh the camera the camera itself. We felt all cool and we felt cool, but you know what? We're still those dumb kids. We'll always be those dumb kids. But I honestly think it's, uh, mainly the comments that we feed off of, and it's not just like the comments that rip on you, but it's the comments that mean something in a way.
Speaker 1:Sorry, to drop that serious bomb, but no, you're right, you're right, it is. It's like you finally feel like you reach something we.
Speaker 1:We just had a similar experience. I mean, at least since I've been on, I feel like I've only ever read into hate comments not that they get to me, because I think it's funny to just like watch people talk shit. I think it's a good time. But we recently had someone post a tiktok saying, hey, please make more skits like this, and to me that was just overwhelming joy of someone actually cares about what we're trying to do here. Someone actually is fully into it.
Speaker 3:That means a lot. That means a lot. They might not be paying you directly or whatever. You might not be getting paid directly from it, but they drop one of those comments. It means the world.
Speaker 4:It makes it all worth it. Really it does you hit it right on the head either way.
Speaker 3:Good comment, bad comment. Toast is to you.
Speaker 4:We're still drinking hey, we still got the view from you either way, so oh, heck, yeah, as far as I'm concerned if it was a hate comment or not.
Speaker 1:You're a fucking fan we're still drinking.
Speaker 3:We treat you as a fan for life the comments just drive more views anyways.
Speaker 2:So honestly I'll just leave it up, because then it fishes for more comments that agree with them.
Speaker 1:You know, some of our biggest stuff is like us just getting openly shit on.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, we had one reel that went like 250k and it was just me talking about how diet coke has similar caffeine content to red bull, which is very not true, and I don't know where I heard that from, and I put made a video of it and uh, you know, basically every single comment was just roasting me on how I'm dumb well, that is dumb it's still high caffeine content boys.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I'm crushing one of your bits here, but you have a meat and cheese board that's been hiding in the corner over there forever, and two big boys like ourselves. I've been salivating looking at this thing the whole time I've been hiding that shit.
Speaker 3:You guys have seen the gift.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you cut the gift up in front of me. Dude, it was like teasing.
Speaker 3:We're bringing it on.
Speaker 1:It was like teasing. We're bringing it on. It was like teasing to my fat body.
Speaker 3:You guys brought us on, and what better way to bring Wisconsin on this channel than to some cheese and sausage? Yeah then, cheese and sausage, cheese and sausage. Time Cheese and sausage and beers is.
Speaker 1:I mean that's like the Midwest diet of choice. This is a bunch of dudes putting together a charcuterie board now, sam, I'm gonna let you take your bite if you want to take your bite, but you did have a comment before we started shooting that I don't think sat real well with these guys and you sure you want to bring up again I think you want to, I, I think we should just air it out, we should just talk about it you should word it.
Speaker 3:Word it exactly like you said it before.
Speaker 4:Yeah, absolutely, I'm going to stand by this too. Minnesota has the best cheese curds of all time.
Speaker 3:It's not even close. You should probably not talk anymore on the channel. We're actually taking him in for a cat scan.
Speaker 4:Yeah, immediately after this I will be.
Speaker 1:I think we need to have a conversation about it. What makes you think that our cheese curds are better than theirs? I'm not saying good or bad because I'm going to drop a fucking bomb on you guys right now. I don't even like cheese curds. I'm going to be 100% honest with you.
Speaker 3:Well, we know who we're taking in for a second. Are we allowed to just cut the whole thing right now?
Speaker 4:The way I look at it is, you know, Wisconsin's like Minnesota's shitty little cousin, bad behaved cousin that it's fun to go visit them every once in a while and see how they live. But God damn it. You're so happy to get to go back to your normal home and be with your regular parents and every single ask. I think Wisconsin is wannabe Minnesota, if we're going to be real. We got hockey. We've got a better football team.
Speaker 3:Did this just get hostile? I thought we were on good terms this whole time, this whole night we were hanging out. Did this get hostile or no?
Speaker 4:I'm not even going to cap, I'm a Packers fan anyway.
Speaker 1:He's taking the cheese curds from us, dude.
Speaker 4:If they ain't from Minnesota, I don't fucking care. He's doubled down, he's standing on business. It's so hard, dude, because it's so good. I want more.
Speaker 3:I'm about to eat the desk one Wait, you want more. You want more.
Speaker 4:You know what? Fuck it. I'll concede, you guys are better. God damn it. Give me the food. That didn't take much. That didn't take much. No, I do think that they're. I think Minnesota and Wisconsin try to separate themselves more than they really are. I think we're all just. I think we're not the Midwest People. Put us in the Midwest category, we're the Mid-North baby and I know you guys are a little Eastern and you play that East card, but fuck that.
Speaker 1:I think Minnesota and Wisconsin, baby and I know you guys are a little eastern and you play that east card, but fuck that. I think minnesota and wisconsin are are separate from the midwest. I think we're we're arrogantly better than the rest of the states that are considered midwestern.
Speaker 3:You know what we're like we're like the cousins on thanksgiving that get along very, very well, like we're like the closest you know you. You have those cousins that live very close to each other that get along very well, but you also have those cousins that are very distant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they might live three hours away.
Speaker 3:Like Illinois though.
Speaker 2:Everyone hates Illinois.
Speaker 3:They're the cousin that no one wants to talk to on Thanksgiving, the two drunk cousin, or something like that.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, they're the secret meth head cousin.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was going to say not even the drunk cousin or something like that, absolutely not even the drunk not, yeah, not even yeah. I was gonna say, not even the drunk cousin they're the cousin that brings a gun and everyone's like what the fuck? No, not even that.
Speaker 3:No, we have to view the opposite side of it, like they're the ones that that wouldn't bring a gun no, that wouldn't bring a gun. They try to talk work the whole time or something stupid like that. They would talk politics, yeah, the ones that talk politics at Thanksgiving, yeah you can't talk politics at. Thanksgiving. They're the dumb-dumbs. Yeah, that's like the no-no, but the ones from Illinois.
Speaker 1:Do that, you know, I think, a constructive and a helping hand for this podcast and just this friend group that we're in right now, the four of us. I think maybe it would be a constructive idea that you guys both need to say one good thing about minnesota and me and sam will both say one good thing about wisconsin I like that how about?
Speaker 4:you guys start all right, all right, I'll start. I'll start because I have a good one that that means a lot to me. One thing that I love about wisconsin that minnesota has not figured out is 30 racks of good beer. Why the fuck can I not go get a 30 rack of bush light in minnesota? I have to drive 30 minutes across the border to get a goddamn 30 pack and I really appreciate you guys for that I was not aware that you guys, I didn't have 30 racks here only we have some, but it's like the shitty beer it's like.
Speaker 4:I don't even know their names. They're so bad and you only get them in.
Speaker 1:You only get them in weird areas usually. I feel like if you go really far north or really far south, then maybe you can get a 30 rack. But normal beer that you just want to drink in the liquor store 24 is all you're getting.
Speaker 3:This exists in other states. I didn't know that. I'll say the one good thing about Minnesota is your name Minnesota, minnesota.
Speaker 1:It has soda in it. It does have a good sound to it minnesota sounds good soda.
Speaker 3:That's how. That's how you say. That's how you say it soda.
Speaker 4:I love that I love that about a weak compliment, but I'll take it from you, thank you I'll uh, I will, say my favorite thing about actually you know what I'm gonna.
Speaker 1:I I'm going to put two Wisconsin's out there. One you guys are always down to fucking party Every time I go to Wisconsin. It's never hard to be like let's go to the bar and get drunk because there's going to be people there. You guys always are ready to go at all times. And number two is you guys are just fucking way better drivers. Minnesota drivers piss me off to absolutely no end.
Speaker 2:You hit that right on the head when we were driving here I was gonna hit that right.
Speaker 3:You suck yeah the speed limit was 70 and I I think everyone was doing there was. There was a sign that said speed limit 70, minimum 40.
Speaker 1:I think everyone chose 40 yeah, no, minnesota drivers were fucking. They're horrible. They don't get out of the goddamn left lane. They're, I mean, wisconsin drivers. It's a night and day difference. As soon as you cross that river, shit, shit gets infinitely easier. Well, I'm glad you notice it too. Oh, we know, we know the good drivers in minnesota. We know the bad drivers. They, they're completely oblivious to it.
Speaker 3:It's weird because when you drove us over here, we were Wisconsin drivers viewing that, but you were driving.
Speaker 4:Yeah, how'd he do? Was he bad?
Speaker 3:No, he met all those. What he was just talking about, fuck.
Speaker 1:I did a good job or I did a bad job. You did a bad job. Oh, thank God there was one bad job.
Speaker 3:You were cruising in the left lane.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I was passing in the left lane.
Speaker 3:I noticed it too. I saw that right car in the right lane.
Speaker 1:That was one car and it came up like a psychopath. I was mid-pass and they had to hit their brakes because they were driving like a psycho but not psycho enough to get in.
Speaker 3:You were driving just like you explained, but if you were over the border in Wisconsin you might have been different.
Speaker 1:I thought we were saying nice things here.
Speaker 3:We were Sorry. We were about each other's states.
Speaker 1:All right. What's one nice thing about Minnesota Fishing?
Speaker 4:All right, you guys respect it, you guys respect it so much.
Speaker 3:We get all caught up in the lakes and everything, but it's so awesome, do you guys think?
Speaker 1:that Minnesota fishermen are better than Wisconsin fishermen. No, because I never hear anything about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never hear anything about it.
Speaker 2:I never hear anything about Minnesota fishermen. Can you tell?
Speaker 1:anything about if a Wisconsin fisherman was talking to a Well, I would know if it was you guys, because of the accents, but oh, that's how you. Personally, I just think we're the walleye capital of the world. You know, I don't think anyone's really beaten us in ice fishing and not even close to be fair.
Speaker 3:Wait, you've seen ice fishing. Well, of course you guys have ice until June, oh yeah. Yeah, so that's unfair. You guys probably catch most of your fish in May it definitely is better.
Speaker 4:I'll go up to Lake of the Woods. There's ice there until damn near mid-August.
Speaker 1:Yeah, late ices.
Speaker 3:We'll get some pike in the Bay Admit it though no one's ever talked about fishing differences. No one ever does.
Speaker 1:They just talk about the late count.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let's talk about the late count. Yeah, everyone wants to say that.
Speaker 1:All right, before we dive into the late count, before it really gets hostile in here, I think this is a perfect opportunity for us to cut it out. Hit a bathroom break, We'll rewind. Freshen our drinks. Swords, Swords.
Speaker 2:Okay, our drinks swords swords.
Speaker 3:Okay, boys, the bladders are empty the conversations are full right now.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, being that you guys are from wisconsin, we've decided that there is no border anymore. We're just going to become minnow wisconsin. And, um, one thing that I was really curious about with you guys growing up in wisconsin, that, well, my actually have two questions. My first one is what do you think of T-Pain throwing some disrespect on Wisconsin by saying it like that back in the day? And two, what is the most Wisconsin thing that you can remember from your childhood?
Speaker 3:Lion and Kugels. That's what our dad drank. Yep, that's what he drank every night. I think he at least had two cans. I would say the most Wisconsin thing I could remember growing up is Super Bowl XXXI Could name every Packer on that team.
Speaker 1:Which one's XXXI? Who did the Packers play in XXXI? The Patriots did they played the Patriots. I don't know.
Speaker 3:In New Orleans In.
Speaker 4:New Orleans, in New Orleans.
Speaker 3:Yep Fucking.
Speaker 4:Brett Favre came out there, threw a couple pass studies.
Speaker 3:He's the man baby Yep Desmond Howard, I mean Mike Holmgren, god I remember Since.
Speaker 2:Scott Stapp hasn't performed a Super Bowl in God knows how long.
Speaker 1:I haven't even watched.
Speaker 4:That was the peak of the NFL.
Speaker 3:I mean you are from Minnesota, right Me no.
Speaker 2:We said there's no borders anymore. I'm from Minnesota. There's no borders, we're from.
Speaker 3:Wisconsin. So you have a Super Bowl 45.
Speaker 1:I'm not a sports guy.
Speaker 4:Borders are gone. I said some hurtful things that I want to take back in the first half, and so I want to bridge the gap here. I want to offer up the boys a little bit of apple pie moonshine. So if you're interested, I'm going to take a little sip. I want to give the boys a chance. I think apple pie brings everybody together. It's a staple of the Midwest, or the Mid-North as we say.
Speaker 1:You are absolutely correct on that Apple pie moonshine. Is that a big thing in Wisconsin too? On that Applevine Moonshine, is that a big thing in Wisconsin too? I'm not a huge Wisconsin guy. It's a big thing in Minnesota. It's all over the place. Everybody's uncle makes it.
Speaker 3:Moonshine is a big thing In that case I will give a shout out to the Moonshine, mama Moonshine.
Speaker 2:Mama, there's two things that both Minnesotans and Wisconsins are proud of of, and it's moonshine and domestic violence. Am I right?
Speaker 4:wow, oh yeah brother hell yeah to violence, brother moonshine tastes great.
Speaker 3:Domestic violence never tastes great never, nobody, ever wins that is true.
Speaker 1:That's true. This is turning into a wholesome podcast dude. I love every second of it. You know, time we talk about something, I just turn a new leaf. I'm learning so much about Wisconsin.
Speaker 3:What else can we throw on here that should be on a Jerry Springer show?
Speaker 2:Do we have any midgets? I don't know if we have any midgets. Do we have any midgets? That was Bodie that said that. I meant, is there any little people here?
Speaker 1:Oh, you can't say the M word anymore. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was Bodie.
Speaker 3:That's such a no-no.
Speaker 1:M or M. You can't say either. You can't say either. It's against the law. The M word is outlawed. I don't know if I'm cool with that, because I think little people use that word more than we use that word.
Speaker 4:All right, so you're going to take a hard stance on you. Don't think it's right?
Speaker 3:I'm going to use the hard M.
Speaker 1:I think midgets use the word midget more than we use the word midget. I don't think they even get hurt about it. I think it's fucking woke people that get upset about it and it's unbelievable. It's the woke, fucking bullshit. 2020 culture and I'm not here for it.
Speaker 4:Sexist mitch is out, fucking little person haters in baby, let's go all right, boys, I want to bring it back around, mitch, it's going off the rails. We're talking, we were talking the pack, we took a shot of apple pie together. The boys are buzzing and I wanted to ask you guys, who's who's editor of the situation? Who's the tech brains of the operation? Because we have Cody. If we didn't have Cody, this would be nothing, mitch, and I don't even know a single setting on the camera.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's obvious. It's this guy right here. He is the Cody of Wisconsin. I'm Cody. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1:We have the brains and the brunt around here. I've said a million times, and I'll say it again, that I literally just show up here and say dumb shit on camera.
Speaker 3:Cody does all the legwork for us. Hey, we're like brothers. Hey, we're brothers.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, I'm Clay.
Speaker 3:Cody's and Clay's. We need Cody's and Clay's.
Speaker 1:The world needs more Cody's and Clay's, because some of us just show up and just say outlandish shit about midgets.
Speaker 3:There has to be Long form. That's not going to work but for real it's Obviously family, but we have a good thing going. You got that ying and the yang, exactly like you said, like the ying and yang twins Fucking right brother, we're the northern version.
Speaker 4:You got that yin and the yang Exactly like you said, like the yin-yang twins Fucking. Right, brother, we're the northern version.
Speaker 3:We're the northern yin-yang twins. We're still waiting for the collab with the yin-yang twins.
Speaker 2:Best twins of all time go oh dude. Olsen twins, olsen twins.
Speaker 3:It might be a spoiler alert. There might be a spoiler alert in this. If you haven't seen the movie the Prestige, turn this off now.
Speaker 4:Turned.
Speaker 3:Turn it off, All right. The greatest twin thing ever is the movie the Prestige.
Speaker 1:Now that you've finished watching the Prestige.
Speaker 3:Damn, you just ruined the whole plot. I still stay on by.
Speaker 4:Olsen twins. That's definitely a dynamic duo. I'm going to go with Dylan and Cole Sprouts.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was my fucking. That was the only one that I had.
Speaker 4:Dude God damn it.
Speaker 3:Mine is a Ying Yang twin.
Speaker 1:What were the Motocross brothers? Is it James and Malcolm Stewart? You lost me. Wait, there's Motocross brothers. Is it James and?
Speaker 3:Malcolm Stewart, you lost me Really. Wait, there's Motocross.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're dogs, they're absolute dogs.
Speaker 2:I thought his name was James, yeah, james. And.
Speaker 1:Malcolm Stewart and they're dogs. If they're not twins I'm so sorry for everyone listening. They're for sure brothers, but that's my all-time twin.
Speaker 2:Well if they're twins, wouldn't they have to be brothers?
Speaker 3:Mine are the barrels of the 870 I have.
Speaker 1:That's an animal answer. I love it.
Speaker 4:Quite the dynamic duo there.
Speaker 3:I can't top that. I don't even know. Do they make an 870 with the twin barrel?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. Is that a different?
Speaker 3:model. Is the 870, just a pump action.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is, I think so my bad.
Speaker 3:My bad, I'll drink to that.
Speaker 1:My all-time best twins are Bush Lights and Fat Boys.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking right.
Speaker 1:We're getting into it. Oh wait, I'm going to.
Speaker 3:Probably by the end of this, I'll probably change my mind from the Olsen twins.
Speaker 4:Hell, no, dude, you can't go back on that, you got to stand on business.
Speaker 3:That's a pretty strong stance, though. Right Olsen twins? I think so. Banger twin duo.
Speaker 1:I mean I think Mary-Kate and Ashley is a good answer too.
Speaker 2:That's an all-time twins answer Well that's the Olsen twins Full house, that they were like five years old in that. What do you mean I?
Speaker 1:didn't say hottest twins.
Speaker 2:I said best twins.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's insinuating You're the sicko bro Us growing up as twins.
Speaker 2:we want to be those twins. That tops Moana, that tops Bodhi's Moana bit.
Speaker 1:No, not even close, not even fucking close, out of context that's why I didn't say hottest twins. I said best twins. That's weird. Why the dynamic on Full House? One of the best fucking Young comedy sitcoms, but they're not even comedy.
Speaker 3:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:Whoa bro.
Speaker 4:Jesus Christ. What do you mean he?
Speaker 3:said Dylan and Cole Sproles, that means he's gay and he thinks we're hot If we're logicking it that way.
Speaker 1:If that's how we're gonna think about shit, then Sam's gay too. Let's switch into first gear.
Speaker 3:Let's go to hottest twins, then Hottest twins. Anyone have any votes for hottest twins? I don't think there's any other. Can you even say any other twins in the Olsen twins? Right Back when they were on Full House, that's what someone from Minnesota would say oh my goodness Fair.
Speaker 4:Fair. We just heard it there, so I can't even deny it this is completely unfair. I feel attacked. I thought we were talking.
Speaker 1:I haven't felt attacked on the podcast in a long time and I feel fucking attacked. Well, we're not seagulls.
Speaker 4:Boys. What is with the PBR? I have never seen anyone just drink PBR and be happy about it. Have you guys been diehard forever?
Speaker 3:What's going?
Speaker 4:on. I don't even know what to think.
Speaker 3:Well, we have been diehard forever and I guess the truth is we have deep relations to one of the original brewmasters of Pabst Brewing. We don't ever talk about this on our channel. Really, we are related through I think it's one of our marriages of our great great grandparents that we are related to an original brewmaster of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Speaker 2:That's the most Wisconsin lineage I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:That's fucking awesome, dude. That was beautiful. It would honestly I wish that I, my great, great granddaddy, brewed bush light, because then I could drink a good beer and still have some cool story behind it, because I'd hate to just drink shit beer because it was my family. You know, I'm not, you're gonna I I, I only drink pbr as a punishment.
Speaker 3:I'm sure I'm sure, I'm sure our great, great, great, great, great great grandparent uh had in mind that we would be on this podcast because of the beer he's just like yeah, I made a badass beer, it tastes really good. Um might have some great, great, great, great, great great grandkids that might uh slam it and um make sure they start their own channel and slam them all the time.
Speaker 2:I think he definitely had that in mind, do you guys know the story of how Pabst Blue Ribbon got its name.
Speaker 3:I believe it was originally started as Bast Beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wasn't it like the German? Uh, the german, the paps like beer.
Speaker 3:Yes, brewing competition?
Speaker 2:I think you are, and they got the blue ribbon in it, they won it, and then that's been their claim to fame, like ever since they changed their name to paps blue ribbon beer I think you I'll look it up, but I'm pretty sure that's the story. You're halfway right're halfway right.
Speaker 3:I think there was something on that. It did start as best beer and it still remains, as, symbolically, the best beer.
Speaker 1:We can have a conversation about that later, but I'm telling you right now, I don't even know if you guys could pay me to drink one of those things. No hate on you, I mean, if you like what you like have at it.
Speaker 3:I love it. How about the next question? The next set of questions is for a pass.
Speaker 4:Hey, what's the deal with Milwaukee's best? Because that shit sucks.
Speaker 3:The Beast.
Speaker 4:Are you talking bad about the Beast? I want to get to the bottom of that.
Speaker 3:It's not necessarily bad, but if you're looking for a beer to drink and need something good for cheap, yeah, boys, I have a confession.
Speaker 2:Originally called Best Select and then Pabst Select, the current name came from the blue ribbons that were tied around the neck of the bottle, a practice that ran from 1882 until 1916 and discontinued due to a silk shortage during World War I. So I was not even close to right.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's what we were trying to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what we were trying to say the history of the beer is cooler than the beer itself, to be honest with you.
Speaker 3:Just drink it.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to do it. I won't do it, I know you want me to, and I'm looking at it like I might want to, but I'm Do it for their fucking grandpa, jim, I got to stand on business. Now I got to stand on business. I'm not drinking that motherfucker, no way.
Speaker 3:As a wise man once said, nothing beats the taste of an ice cold Pabst. And that's where you cut to the original video of Stan McGrath saying of Stan McGrath saying nothing beats a taste of an ice cold beer.
Speaker 2:As Kid Rock once said, there's only two kinds of beer Cold beer and free beer, and I like them both.
Speaker 3:Fucking right, I think Pabst used to be voted the best cheap beer.
Speaker 1:What was the cheap liquor that you guys got into as high schoolers? For us I feel like I'm not crazy to say this it was pretty much exclusively UV blue, and you had your few Outlier beer drinkers that drank Bush Lights. You were 21 in high school, but over in Wisconsin. Statute of limitations buddy Statute of limitations. How old are you? 74?
Speaker 3:He graduated high school twice.
Speaker 1:What was the cheap liquor that you guys indulged in in your high school days?
Speaker 3:The cheap liquor Kessler, yeah that was the number one.
Speaker 2:What is Kessler? What the hell is even that Cheap whiskey?
Speaker 3:Remember Cream de Mente? Yeah, barely because it was so good, remember all of those, do you guys even?
Speaker 1:know no. What is that?
Speaker 3:well, it wasn't necessarily good. It was um. It went down. It's whatever's in your parents.
Speaker 4:Liquor cabinet is mean one that was definitely what I was drinking. It was a kessa.
Speaker 3:Kessa was the big one. Um the cheap beer wasn't necessarily. Uh well, it's cheap wasn't necessarily. Well, cheap wasn't necessarily beer-wise. High Life was the choice of us high schoolers.
Speaker 4:That was the champagne and beer choice. We got that.
Speaker 3:We weren't sneaking. Well, obviously we were sneaking it, but you had someone that buy you High Life. But we were downing High Life, and what?
Speaker 1:was the. I mean, is there any reasoning behind the high school drinking like fiasco? That is like you find someone who has a fake id or is 21 and can buy you why do we remember? I mean even if even if money wasn't an option, I feel like we still would have picked the shittiest alcohols, and I've never really figured out why that is well, for me it was just budget wise dude well, I'd be lying if I said we didn't take it from our parents' basement.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, there was a lot of water down, captain, in my dad's garage. Trust me, I'm all about that game, but I'm saying, if you finally found the one, connect who could get you a liquor. You always picked the shittiest liquor.
Speaker 3:Okay, here's the funniest story we had. We had a friend that looked somewhat 21. He was going bald. He went to pick up beer. He picks up some orders for us. He grabs two cases of Miller Lite, a case of High Life, maybe a case of Pabst, gets to the register and the guy stops him and says, hey, you know what, wait. So he's thinking he's, you know he's shitting his pants. He thinks that you know he's busting him for his fake idea or whatever. Says you know what, if you grab a third case of mill Lite, get a free t-shirt.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking deal. If I've ever heard one, I'd buy a car for a free t-shirt.
Speaker 3:The guy looked like he was 30 when he was 16.
Speaker 1:Oh, everyone had that guy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we had a friend actually in high school that worked as a boat mechanic and he used to go by chewing tobacco at. I'm going to say he was probably 16 years old, but he'd smear a little grease on his face before he went in there and he did look like he was like 30 years old at 16. Worked every time.
Speaker 1:Never got carded, that's such a beautiful find too, when you're 15, 16 years old and you're just trying to get your buzz on and you finally find that buddy, you know, maybe he is 18. Maybe, and you finally find that buddy, you know, maybe he is 18 maybe he is just looks 18, but like it's like a golden goose.
Speaker 1:You know, you're just 21 now. Yeah, dude, oh yeah, 21, that changed. That's bullshit too. I got I didn't grandfather us in. I turned 18, was legal to buy tobacco, and then the age changed to 21 and I was no longer legal to buy it. Isn't that a fuck around story? They fucking blew balls. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:Did you say tobacco at 21? Yeah, yeah, minnesota.
Speaker 2:Minnesota, Everywhere yeah everywhere.
Speaker 1:now, what do you mean?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's federal isn't it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's federal for, oh shit, five years now.
Speaker 3:We didn't have to worry about tobacco, especially chewing tobacco, since both of our parents chew tobacco.
Speaker 1:You just stole that too, Love it.
Speaker 3:No, you agree to not like it because your parents did it.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's not what I did. I just stole my dad's chew out of the freezer.
Speaker 3:Well, we did, but then it gets old it's one of those things. Your parents played Pokemon. You hate Pokemon.
Speaker 1:Whose parents played Pokemon. I cut that.
Speaker 3:Let Whose parents played Pokemon. I cut that, let's get out of that one. It was like a South Park episode no more parents doing anything.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my dad always spanked me. I hate spanking.
Speaker 3:Our parents. They actually did both Chew tobacco, so that's why we hated it.
Speaker 1:You guys just never liked it. Did you try it at a really young age? Yeah?
Speaker 3:my parents gave my dad my dad we're not talking about.
Speaker 1:We're not supposed to not talk about it, just throw it out there.
Speaker 3:Our dad gave us that we're hunting like at a young age and like very young, like middle school yeah, throw you off the scent. He knew what he was doing no, he wanted us to like it. No, he didn't. He's probably right, because he's still doing it are you?
Speaker 1:do you think you want to like it? Do you think subconsciously he knew like hey, I think, if I give it to these, little fuckers right now.
Speaker 3:He was cool and he, but he didn't tell us where to put.
Speaker 4:We put it on our tongues one time my dad pulled a fast one on my little cousin. He pulled out his tin and he was putting one in and my cousin's like what is that? My dad's like chocolate mints, do you want some? He takes a pinch, eats it right away, runs outside of pukes immediately. But he swallowed it. Oh he had. He literally thought it was chocolate mints.
Speaker 3:He was fucking excited well, we were cool like our dad all right, boys, what do you say?
Speaker 2:I hit you with another one of these uh, headline questions here, and just a reminder here of the rules. You got to guess whether this headline is Minnesota or it is from Wisconsin. One of the two, you got a 50-50 shot. If you get it wrong, you got to slam a beer or improv the scenario. All right, a man is facing indecent exposure charges after he was arrested for allegedly fishing on his pontoon in the nude. Authorities say when they arrived, the man remained fully nude until he was approached and contact was made, after which he put on a pair of quote very small shorts.
Speaker 1:Oh, I got this one locked in. This is an easy answer.
Speaker 3:Well, this sounds like it's from both sides.
Speaker 1:then you got to know your state it's from both sides, then you gotta know your state. You gotta know your state who's fishing in the nude? I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2:I think that's actually a very common thing around here. I would guess I've seen a lot of people in the nude on the lake here locally.
Speaker 4:Really.
Speaker 2:Sometimes you gotta let her hang.
Speaker 4:It's always that dark, Alright, well. Well, we thought about it.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you got to let her hang. It's always that dark. It's always that dark dude, holy fuck. All right, oh well, we thought about it. We have to stay true. It could have been both states, but we are going to say it's Wisconsin. Oh dang.
Speaker 1:Just for the record, my guess was Minnesota.
Speaker 3:That sounds like a Minnesotan thing to do. Just let the dick hang. It's a news story that could happen in both states hey double or nothing. If you get this one wrong, then you have to shotgun this beer while improv-ing the naked man on the boat Double or nothing, double or nothing, don't hit the fridge brick, yet don't hit it by the way we're doing uh, we're doing a bush light because we ran out of paps are you saying that to your great great grandfather?
Speaker 2:yes, if he can hear, uh, we'll get the ouija board out. Ask him if it's okay to drink a bush light we might end up resurrecting Robin Williams.
Speaker 4:All right, boys, I think we go out with the shotgun. Thank you so much for listening to. On Tap Banger episode, the boys made it out. Here We've had a lot of beers. The apple pie went down. We closed the border. Take us out with the shotgun.
Speaker 3:Cheers are up. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2:Ready guys, here's to you guys this is how we do it Throwing bricks Before we head out of here. Will you guys plug your socials so they can find you on social media?
Speaker 1:Yeah, at wiyouknow wiyouknow on every social media platform.
Speaker 3:Yep Facebook. Instagram and we retired our TikTok.
Speaker 2:Boom.
Speaker 4:Fucking right. Thanks, boys, for coming on.
