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Bean's World: Spilling the Beans
Hey there, folks! Ever been dubbed with a weird nickname that stuck like glue? Well, I've had my fair share, and I'm spilling the beans (see what I did there?) on this episode of Beans World. Join me and the ever-hilarious Kody Hughes as we unearth tales from my high school days and take a peek into my life beyond the mic, where part-time farming and expanding my home menagerie are the norm. We're also tossing around some light-hearted banter about gender roles that might just surprise you with its edginess.
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Beans world. Beans world.
Speaker 2:What the fuck, Beans? You said you were ready.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking tired, pick up the energy One more time.
Speaker 3:One more time for the back row Beans world All right, that's enough of that.
Speaker 2:Welcome back to Beans World, episode 11, baby. A podcast where Beans bitches about work being hard. A podcast where we figure out the world of Beans the way Beans' mind works. Beans is in the house, but I have an even more special guest to introduce. Our most anticipated, most requested guest is back, cody Hughes. Welcome to the show. Thank you, guys, for having me.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. It's great to be here Long time listener, first time caller. I appreciate that it's actually your is Long time listener.
Speaker 2:First time caller. I appreciate that it's actually your. Is this your second time on now?
Speaker 3:This is my second time.
Speaker 2:God damn, I'm a regular and to give his formal introduction the man known as the vacuum in high school, bean Boy himself Beans. Welcome to the pod brother. Oh, what up brother?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Fucking vacuum.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean bud.
Speaker 3:Vacuum. What was your?
Speaker 1:nicknames in high school. Actually, I never really had a fucking nickname.
Speaker 2:Lips Vacuum.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lips, I get called lips quite a bit.
Speaker 2:Skittles Fairy.
Speaker 1:Ah, fairy dude Sweet little tight hole. All all right, you're getting fucking weird.
Speaker 3:You're getting weird again this is the format of the show. I like where you guys have brought this. I like this.
Speaker 2:I'm just letting out the nicknames, man. We want the people to know more about us dude, I like this.
Speaker 3:Catch me up to speed beans. What? What's going on in that head of yours today?
Speaker 1:my head right now it's just boggling. I'm fucking just got off work a little tired. I want to go home and do some things you know.
Speaker 3:No, I don't know what.
Speaker 1:I just got some chores and shit I don't know, do some things. Yeah, some things Get beat up.
Speaker 2:Beans is going to jack off. No, that is definitely what you were insinuating. No, definitely what you were insinuating.
Speaker 1:No beans possibly, but no, did you do it this morning, allegedly, allegedly did you do it this morning before work allegedly all right. I already know the answer.
Speaker 2:I already know your routine, beans gets her done every morning. But hey, cody hughes, welcome to the pod man. You know, beans and I we did a couple episodes together and we just missed the camaraderie of having our good friend sitting here and it just it feels so good to have you man yeah, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3:I really, I I really want to, you know, not stray the conversation away from beans. I don't want to take the spotlight away from them, so I really would like to point this back to you, beans, and find out what's like your, what's your go-to at the end of a long day, like right now. Are you gonna go? Home what's what's the schedule like when you get home?
Speaker 1:oh, after work I'll pick up the kid for a couple hours and then I'll we'll do the chores together and then, once he leaves, either go to the gym or I just fucking shower up and lay in bed and do nothing wow.
Speaker 3:So you're saying crazy, it's pretty fucking.
Speaker 1:You pick up your child to do child labor no, he likes to feed the rabbits and shit, he's out there.
Speaker 2:He chases the chickens and slaps the turkey, but yeah really yeah, jeffrey, he's yeah yeah, I was actually at beans's house the other day and he's got a lot of fucking animals. This man for those of you that don't know beans is a straight-up farmer. He's got. What do you fucking animals? This man for those of you that don't know Beans is a straight-up farmer. He's got. What do you got turkeys ducks quail yeah, turkeys ducks, quail rabbits.
Speaker 1:We're actually picking up a couple tractors and some shit this weekend.
Speaker 2:Goddamn, you gonna get the field fucking tilled up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, getting some more turkeys this weekend too. And then May 4th I'm heading to an auction.
Speaker 3:Might pick up a couple goats, I don't know Really, do they have better deals on National Star Wars Day?
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a good point, Dude someone told me to watch Star Wars the other day I can't remember who. You've never seen Star Wars, you dumbass, not in a long time, when I was 12.
Speaker 2:Dude, I mean, you would totally remember if you were 12.
Speaker 3:That's not a If you were 86. I'm not like a diehard Star Wars person. You strike me as a big Star Wars guy, were you a Harry Potter guy?
Speaker 2:No, fuck, no Dude how can you even sit there and give a fuck, no, and disrespect Harry Potter? What the fuck do you have against Harry Potter?
Speaker 1:A dude that rides a fucking broom. I don't know.
Speaker 3:That's what you think. Is that only for women? Is that your stance on it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Really Witches.
Speaker 2:That's pretty crazy. Beans has actually been saying a lot of sexist things lately.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't. We're not doing this shit, no.
Speaker 2:No, seriously, though Beans was telling me, women shouldn't be allowed to have their own money and they should get a stipend from the government every week.
Speaker 1:They should work like every other person.
Speaker 2:Really, that's not how you felt a week ago.
Speaker 3:So you're saying that they don't work right now, that they're lazy, or what are you saying?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, if you're fully capable of working a job and you can't work a fucking job and you get money from the government, the fuck. That's all women, not all women. No, it's men and women. Women, not all women. No, there's it's men and women. Really, wow, is that what you're?
Speaker 2:interested in women? Yeah, I'm interested in women. Well, you were just saying something about men and women and I just wasn't sure if we were going back to you being bisexual.
Speaker 1:Oh, my fucking god, we are not starting this shit again, sam we are not.
Speaker 2:No, but seriously, you were saying something. You were like. My family, for as long as they can remember, has been known to beat women, and we will stand by that until the day we die.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that's not fucking true at all.
Speaker 3:Seriously, let's hear some political stance.
Speaker 1:I know that you're a widely political guy and you have a lot of crazy views, very middle.
Speaker 3:What do you think your strongest political belief is strongest political belief socially maybe I think we should just move on to the next topic.
Speaker 1:All right, I don't think he knows any.
Speaker 2:I don't think he even knows an example no, let's just be more specific.
Speaker 1:Yeah, be a little more specific. You gotta remember the fucking cells up here are pretty much all gone.
Speaker 3:Okay, hamsters spinning.
Speaker 2:How do you feel about the economic state of the country right now?
Speaker 1:It's going to shit.
Speaker 3:Why do you say that?
Speaker 1:Well, I mean prices. Everything are sky high.
Speaker 2:Them goddamn gas prices from fucking Biden, I tell you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, it cost me 50 bucks every two days to fill up the car to go to work. It's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2:How many of those fuck Biden stickers have you personally put on a gas pump?
Speaker 1:None, but I put a bunch on guys' hard hats at work. You actually got some of those stickers. Well, I used to. You just got them like that and just fucking stick them on people.
Speaker 3:You just walk by them there was a short period of time where, like the biden pointing sticker that I did, that you know, was on every gas pump that I ever stopped.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, that was like I. I loved that joke for a good week and then it was just like people started ripping them off so you'd see these half ripped stickers and started looking all grimy and gross and that one died down pretty quick. But I I respect a good, a good joke for a while. It just people got to know when to call it, you know yeah, it made the gas pumps look a little graffitied up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's there, because there's not just one or two, like some of them had shit done all over it dude.
Speaker 2:It's crazy being back to work, being in the cities every day, and I truly believe that graffiti is what tells me whether a neighborhood sucks ass or not if like yeah if I'm driving around like dude in our small ass town. If there was graffiti on a building, it would be the top thing on facebook of the pine city community page. Like people, be like what the fuck? Who has a video of this?
Speaker 2:who knows like people would get to the bottom of it yeah and it's a big deal and it would be cleaned off as quick as possible. But you know, in the cities you go, you'll go to a neighborhood, you'll go even to a like a business park sometimes and it's just fucking feedied the fuck up, dude.
Speaker 1:It's crazy some of the shit looks pretty cool, though you gotta admit, dude, there's some 100.
Speaker 2:I love graffiti. I'm not against it at all. I just, it's just how I can tell if a play, if I'm scared to go to the gas station no, that's a damn good point, dude my.
Speaker 3:My gauge of a going to a good gas station or not is if there's bars on like the windows and bulletproof glass and bulletproof glass If the cashier is in a box to check you out and you had to slide your money into the metal tray to get to them. You're probably not in a great place, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, if they have to take extra precautions for the safety of their employees, it's like, holy fuck, maybe I shouldn't be here. I mean, dude, I'm such a sucker for those gas station scams like I, I cower, like I get truly nervous when someone comes up and they're like, hey, you got ten dollars, and it's like, yeah, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3:Here you go like I have you fucking pussy.
Speaker 2:I've never I did have one. Yeah, it was a couple years ago. I was in the. He's like this guy's being a motherfucker about my ID, will you buy this vape for me and then I'll just scan my phone? I'll just sneak up, hit my phone on it and pay for it. I'm like, oh sorry man, I'm underage. I was like 23.
Speaker 3:What if he said prove it, Show me your ID.
Speaker 2:I think I would See. Prove it, show me your id. Oh, I think I would see. It's too easy. I don't have my wallet. Oh, I don't even know why I'm in here. I forgot my wallet. I need to go to the car I don't even know where I am.
Speaker 3:Who am I? What year is? It dude today.
Speaker 2:I was I was ripping around the cities and I had like five miles till empty and I kind of started to freak out. I didn't think I was gonna make it dude.
Speaker 3:Some random guy showed up in the studio this morning I'm working, shows up with his laptop and he goes hey, can I use your internet? I'm like how did?
Speaker 1:you get in here, just walks up in here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I must have had the door unlocked. Oh my god, dude, thank god my office door was open Because I saw him walk by I'm and he comes back around. He's like, hey, can I use your wi-fi? I'm like, uh, no, dude. That's like I think the coffee shop has got free wi-fi. You can go there. What the fuck? It was wild. It was wild. I'm like, okay, who the hell is this guy?
Speaker 2:see, I like I guess it's. It seems crazy to me. I get looking from a different perspective. I could see how someone thinks it's just like a a business. You could walk in the door and you'll hit like a front desk eventually.
Speaker 2:But yeah, it's just such not the case here that to us it's like what the fuck I purposely don't have anything on the door so that no one knows that, like what's up here, you know yeah I mean no one knows that it's an office space dude, I don't want anybody coming around here like I always think when people are eating on like a friday when we're up here, like what people are thinking when they just see us around the corner. I would have if I was a little kid or like in high school sitting there and I saw somebody go up those stairs, it would have killed me yeah, I would have needed to know.
Speaker 1:I would just go straight up.
Speaker 2:I want to give a fuck I always just go check it out. I would Dude you're afraid of the dark.
Speaker 1:My imagination, not the fucking dark You're afraid of, the dark you want me to believe you're going to go up these stairs. Go sit in your fucking office chair. Go sit in your office chair All of these people.
Speaker 2:You don't even know, don't even sit here. I'm here and give me the whole. I'm a badass, I'd kick anyone's ass in any situation. That's not real. And I could, brother, I could. Oh that's. If you're getting to do an impression, it better be better than that dude I'm just says one thing after the other I'm sorry, dude, I can't help myself. Beans just sets himself up for me.
Speaker 3:Have you ever broken into anywhere before? Yeah, do you have a history of being E?
Speaker 1:When I was younger, I did.
Speaker 3:What did you break into?
Speaker 1:Allegedly a house, really Mm-hmm, dude, do the math why.
Speaker 2:If it's been seven years, oh you're good, just tell the story.
Speaker 1:I ain't telling the story, but yeah, I mean, some friends broke into a house.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:Somewhere on the lake.
Speaker 3:Why? For what?
Speaker 1:purpose? I have no idea. We just did it To raid it. Did you take anything Wine? You just took wine. Yeah, I don't know. We just got drunk on the dock Of the place that you just broke into no, no, no no.
Speaker 3:Damn Another dock. So the neighbor of the place that you were staying at. No like further down, I down.
Speaker 1:I was jesus christ move along a little bit further away so you literally just broke into break-in stole wine and left well, they did the break-in and I just did the following. You know you still broke in.
Speaker 2:Uh, you're getting charged by association baby we got them, boys, you can come in now, cody you ever been caught stealing?
Speaker 3:no, but I was at a pretty crazy project x style party, where I didn't realize that this house was broken into and oh damn, that's actually sick, so no one. There was the owner of the house and people were breaking everything inside was it like one of the mansion parties or whatever? No, it was just like it was like literally a cabin in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1:But it was fully furnished.
Speaker 3:It was like someone's, I'm guessing, like a hunting cabin or something I don't know. But uh, some friends of mine were like, hey, come out to this party and I show up. And there's probably I don't know 200 people at this place, people on the roof ripping shingles off the roof, people, people inside throwing stuff. They, they had canned like a bunch of, uh, like beans and eggs and you know, like canning jars. Downstairs they're smashing them on the ground. And I remember this thing and like, holy shit, whose house is this? And I'd ask my friend and they're like, oh, we don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm like was this high school?
Speaker 3:or college, high school, yeah oh, even better, dude dude, it was actually a lot.
Speaker 2:A couple of those people went to jail for it dude, that's when things are the most fun, when you don't understand consequences yet and you're just ripping. You know like by the time I was in college, I'd already partied for a few years, I'd been in trouble, I'd understood. You know, actions have consequences and so, like I always was, I always had in the back of my head like what could go wrong if we did this. But in high school, like there was just you just don't even know. That's the thing, like right until you've been in real trouble or something horrible's happened.
Speaker 3:You don't you think you're truly invincible as kids and I miss that dude yeah I don't know if I necessarily miss it only because, like people, made some stupid decisions. You know, okay, I almost would have gotten in trouble for that. I had just left right before the cops. Yeah, I, literally I passed the cops on the road as we were coming, knowing, like holy shit, they're probably going to that house.
Speaker 2:Dude. One time I was at a party and I was just so drunk, bro, so I heard rumbles of cops. Okay, so let me preface more. The cops came and left earlier in the night and then I was just outside, drunk as fuck. It was winter and we were partying in this garage. It was pretty big garage, a lot of people there and then I was just outside by myself. I think I was like collecting myself. I was that drunk and I heard people being like oh, cops, but it was a false alarm. I didn't. I didn't get the memo of false alarm, so I start hoofing it behind his house and little did I know he had a pond and it was like early winter or late winter I can't remember, but I got about three steps on that pond fell right through the mother but luckily it was still pretty shallow.
Speaker 2:So like, like, probably if I went about a foot deep and then ate shit on the ice. Actually it's funny because mitch's friend shout out mitch, his friend was at, we were all at the same party. He ran when the cops actually came. He also didn't know there was a pond there. He made it. He was much skinnier than me.
Speaker 2:He made about halfway out and then he he got wet all the way up to like his neck dude. He fell all the way through. So you know there's some perks of being fat sometimes I only had to deal with a wet ankle.
Speaker 3:I had a friend who had one of those like old police interceptor impalas, so it had like the light on the side. It looked like a cop car. We pull up to this party and there was four of us in the car. We all had downloaded the police light app put it all up and all four of our phones up in the dash so it looked like police lights. We come in with the spotlight on, pull right up into the party maybe like 100 people and they instantly scatter. We were meeting our friend darwin there.
Speaker 3:He runs into the woods, loses his phone, loses his car keys, loses everything and then, when everyone found out that it actually wasn't cops, everyone from the party started chasing us and you know, my buddy that was driving had to back it up. Almost goes in the ditch. I was like dude, we probably would have got our asses kicked.
Speaker 1:Fuck. Yeah, they would have beat the shit out of you, dude. They were so pissed. They would have beat the shit out of you, Dude. I did that.
Speaker 2:Will was at a party one time Same situation dude situation, dude my buddy had. He had like those light strips. You know, you can put on your floor and whatever. And he just had the light strips and we figured out you can get them to flash between red and blue and so we throw them up on his dash. He had bluetooth, so hooked up to bluetooth, got the police siren only time I've ever done this and it was great.
Speaker 2:Just like you said, dude, we pull right up. He has a big ass truck, so we went right in the ditch, fucking turned on the lights. I was flipping them. He's playing the sirens and kids just start fucking running, dude, and then they're not as inviting once you tell them that it was Joe no definitely not you don't get that warm welcome that you expect.
Speaker 1:Dude people ended up a quarter mile away just running through fucking snow.
Speaker 2:Dude it up a quarter mile away. Just you know running through fucking snow, dude it's. It's a great learning experience. First of all, if you run that far, you're dumbass. I learned right away you can go 50 fucking feet into that woods. You don't even have to go 50 feet, you can go 20 feet and lay down and they will never look for you or find you ever.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying yeah, most of the time there's enough people already right there that they could just not keep looking as long as they get a couple.
Speaker 2:usually they just are like all right, you know like we're your friends and then everyone's like I don't know, and then they just breathalyze them.
Speaker 3:They're not answering.
Speaker 2:I was wondering, like what the cops were thinking when, because they know, as soon as they pull away, like 30 of us at least are going to come back out of the woods. I, as they pull away, like 30 of us at least are going to come back out of the woods. I've never actually had a cop Dude, that would be genius.
Speaker 3:Leave it and come back.
Speaker 2:Leave, do a loop around, come back, start chasing everyone again.
Speaker 1:Dude, they probably get a fucking. They probably like chasing kids, just fucking chasing them through the woods. You know what I mean. Is that what you're into? No, why you always got to be a sick fuck.
Speaker 2:I don't know, dude, that's your little thought you were the one saying you're gonna go chase kids around. I was getting thrown off. I was a little freaked out?
Speaker 3:why do you think they like chasing kids through the woods?
Speaker 1:I've never seen it just imagine every day either they're fucking chasing people in cars or fucking tackling crackheads. Now imagine fucking getting to chase kids through fucking woods even though they're not chasing them.
Speaker 3:They're just watching.
Speaker 1:It's a run, and eat shit like it's a treat, just like it's fun, like it's funny just watching kids eat shit in the woods and they're just like ha, ha dude, there has to be some cops.
Speaker 2:When they see the kids scram, that are just like, oh god, this is great it's kind of like damn well, they probably did it back in the day too.
Speaker 3:It's like moving a box that was in the grass for a long time and then all the ants like scatter around it's kind of like the same thing.
Speaker 1:They pull in and everyone just beats it or when they got their flashlight, and sometimes you'll see him like go through the woods and they'll see someone and just like three people start taking off yeah, dude, that's one thing I realized about cops is you never if you're gonna get pulled over, right, you don't.
Speaker 2:You don't want that young buck cop that just got the job. He's looking to prove something he wants.
Speaker 2:He's like excited to give tickets you know you don't want that guy you want that guy that's like 50 years old, has kids about around your age. They've lived some life, they've written thousands of tickets. At this point and, like you want them to have an understanding of, of like kids in general because, like for me, like one of my closest friends, his dad's a state trooper and my friend was a fucking dumbass dude. He would steal his state trooper dad's pills, fucking get drunk underage all the time. We would, we would robo trip all the time, fucking smoke weed, whatever. And his dad as a cop, like because he got caught doing a bunch of shit, got in trouble, whatever, and so his dad, still being a cop, could realize like, oh, you can be a good parent and still have a dumb ass kid. You can be the best parent you possibly could be and there's a good chance your kid's still gonna go get drunk and smoke weed and that's what, like I want the cop that's had life experience, had kids, kids that made mistakes.
Speaker 2:You know they understand people have bad days. You don't want that young buck looking to fucking get his first kill yeah, dude, that'd suck.
Speaker 1:You ever gotta take it. No, dude, I've got.
Speaker 2:I feel like you're the type that like tries to suck off the cop or something no, I got pulled over going 10 over and then he just gave me a water did you cry please, yeah, I bawled my fucking eyes just ball them up kid.
Speaker 3:I've had so many speeding tickets, are you? Serious I'm gonna guess like 20 probably what's what the fuck?
Speaker 1:no way. What's your insurance?
Speaker 3:not much at all in north dakota. It's not a big deal in north dakota. I was, I got most of the north dakota. It's like a dollar for every mile per hour you are over the speed limit, going 20 over. I want to say it's like a 35 ticket so do people just not give a fuck then?
Speaker 3:yeah, I mean all the. All the highways there are. All the freeways are 75 mile per hour speed limit too, so everyone's going at least 85 on the freeway, everywhere you go, they probably only even try to get the guys that are really abusing the system, then probably like, if you're going 12 over.
Speaker 2:They're probably like whatever they don't care.
Speaker 1:Definitely if you're going under 90, you're fine damn dude, I didn't even know that I'm gonna go 140 out there. If it, it's only that much, fuck it.
Speaker 3:Well, it gets incrementally bigger. Like you can't obviously go like over 100. Oh Right, and if you get a ticket over 100, don't you get something extra?
Speaker 2:to it. Oh yeah, I think you get a reckless driving yeah. And if it's over 30, the speed limit, then you can get a reckless driving.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know, but I had a little two-door little Nissan 370Z, and the first summer that I got that. I got like seven speeding tickets.
Speaker 2:Jesus, I had my insurance did go up quite a bit for a little while when I had that car, but now it's Dude having a fast vehicle is kind of a curse, because like, especially like, even my truck is not that fast, but it's way faster than anything I've ever had, and when I first got it I'd look down and be like Jesus, fuck, I'm going 70. And I didn't even realize it. It's an adjustment period. Especially, dude, my Impala was so beat to fuck, it was so slow, it had no zip to it anymore. And it's a good adjustment period.
Speaker 3:Rattles you out.
Speaker 1:What are you driving now, beans? I got a 09 impala. Hell yeah, it's pretty pimp, you know that thing takes 50 bucks a week in fuel.
Speaker 3:You said every two days every two days dude, yeah you know, miles you put on yeah, how many miles you put on a day well, tomorrow it's, I think, 108 miles one way you ever, you ever think about getting a motorcycle?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want a rocket Just cruising. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'll start writing your obituary now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe just a normal motorcycle. You know, a little cruiser, you get stellar gas.
Speaker 2:I suppose he would fit a crotch rocket better than anyone else I know.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It would probably look like a normal-sized motorcycle. You should get a pocket rocket.
Speaker 3:One of those little ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know I want to for better. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:I want to get one for the kid. Yeah, they're like they're sweet.
Speaker 1:They're fucking tiny but they cruise.
Speaker 3:You can get them for like $100 on Facebook. No, not $100.
Speaker 1:Marketplace. I'll look after this. I don't take a hundred bucks, so I'm going to go get one tonight, yeah. Brand new driving that shit down there. Brand new, they're only like three, four or 500 bucks, I think they're like five, 600. So I looked them up before Cause I wanted to get one.
Speaker 3:Get a used one get a cheap rock that thing to work. Dude, imagine driving that thing down the side. Some of them will go quick. Fuck, dude, put some nos on it.
Speaker 1:You ever you ever thought about doing a electric conversion on the old malibu? No, why impala?
Speaker 3:yeah, how's the?
Speaker 1:malibu oh, malibu scrat totaled that bitch, fuck scrat still want to fight his ass fucking on tapping the sticks 2024.
Speaker 3:He's pussying out unbelievable okay, you say scrat totaled it. You explain the story of how he got the car in his possession I was being a good friend and I let him have this car before.
Speaker 1:He gave me all the money so he could straighten his life out. Sometime later he gets t-boned, flips the motherfucker and two days later a fucking goddamn tree falls on top of it.
Speaker 2:So it's total damn, and I don't have the money for it yet he as as somebody I live with, scrat, I love scrat, me and scrat are homeboys and everything will just said is 100% true. And it's just so fucking funny, dude, because he totals the car and who knows the real story? You never know with him. It could have been his fault, could have been hers, whatever. But then that tree that fell on it, it was a fucking Goliath of a tree, dude.
Speaker 1:It was like the biggest tree in the whole property that could have it, was it literally?
Speaker 2:landed. So before he got it adjusted he needed to bring it in and get a repair cost of what it would cost. After the car got hit or this is what I was told before he did that the tree fell on it and the tree did way more damage than the accident ever did Okay. It broke out every single window.
Speaker 3:Just fucked it up and you gave him this car. He still has not paid you for it, I'm guessing. Yeah, we're slowly getting payments, but it's going to and you took it off of your insurance and signed the title over to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't want to deal with the bullshit.
Speaker 3:You know what Trust me He'll deal with the bullshit.
Speaker 1:I do not trust him. Hey he'll figure out the hard way. No, he won't.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, he will.
Speaker 2:He doesn't have to do anything with it. Now I will get my money. Well, we know you're not going to be catching him in the dark.
Speaker 1:I'll be catching you in the dark.
Speaker 2:I'm not afraid of the dark because I'm afraid of what I'll do in the dark that's true, hey how about what if, at on tabbing the sticks, the prize for him was he doesn't have to?
Speaker 1:pay you and he doesn't have to pay me anymore. But then if I beat his ass, which I will, he owes me double. Stakes are high. Baby stakes are high damn so.
Speaker 3:How much does he owe you? 35 3500 bucks. So if, if you win, you get seven grand, if he000. If he wins, he gets essentially $3,500.
Speaker 1:Well, it used to be a free car, yeah.
Speaker 3:But let's just make it. He just has to pay you.
Speaker 2:Let's call it $5,000. You know, let's just make it more enticing.
Speaker 3:That does seem fair. Do you think he would accept this?
Speaker 2:It's hard to say His debt washed completely clean if he wins.
Speaker 3:He looks at me and he's scared, because if that's the case, I want to set this up. I've been saying this for the last two years I want to get this fight rolling.
Speaker 2:Dude, you guys are the perfect matchup. You guys are very similar height. The weight is right in there.
Speaker 1:Your builds are much different.
Speaker 2:But, dude, you guys are made to fight like dude. He's just, he's got that dog in him, though he ain't got no, bro, scrat has that fucking dog and I got that pitbull.
Speaker 1:There is something about scrat.
Speaker 2:I've never met somebody personally that is as competitive as him in things that do not matter in the slightest, especially like beanbags or pool at the bar.
Speaker 1:Pool when he's drunk and he is so confident in himself.
Speaker 2:I have robbed him for so much money playing beanbags because he'll get drunk as fuck. He'll basically be worthless at throwing them and be like 300 bucks. I'll whip your ass right now. Game on, let's go and dude. If you're persistent, he will pay up. So I can give you a little advice. You just got to be on his ass every day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're willing to put this wager on the table right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Five grand if you win and he doesn't have to pay you if he wins.
Speaker 1:All his debt is wiped clean. Yeah, if he wins he doesn't have to pay me, but if he loses he owes me five grand wow, that's a good deal.
Speaker 3:I'd say, scrat, you heard it. I hope he listens to this. This is the official invitation.
Speaker 1:Will's calling him out he won't do it we'll see this chicken shit, we'll do it we'll do it live on.
Speaker 3:We'll do it live on um tiktok or something, can you?
Speaker 2:give us like a wrestling promo, hype up like scrat. I'm gonna find you and rip you up and like will you give us a like?
Speaker 1:will you get it? I really don't have the energy for that right now. Like I got the energy to do this, but fucking dude, I'm so dead from work okay, let's hear a low energy version of it yeah, I don't, don't even know, I just fuck, I just got that.
Speaker 2:I don't think it was energy. I just got like the silent demon.
Speaker 1:Dude, I ain't fucking going to yell at him or nothing, I'll just fucking.
Speaker 3:Let's take three seconds of silence and give us your scratch stare.
Speaker 1:That's not silence.
Speaker 3:That's not silence. Beans All right Beans, fuck dude. Beans beans All right beans, fuck dude.
Speaker 2:Hit us with your fact and take us out buddy. Thanks for everybody that made it this far.
Speaker 1:Today's fun fact it's so much energy.
Speaker 2:Hit it with the great delivery beans and take us out solid Today's fun fact, 95% of a car's lifetime is spent parked Beans world, beans world.
