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Bean's World: Surviving The Wilderness Ft. Bodie
Could you survive the Alaskan wilderness with only five items for 60 days? We're joined by the charismatic Bodie, who brings his signature humor and wit to Bean's World, as we tackle that very question. Together, we navigate the funny controversy surrounding Bean Boy's sexuality with a stance of inclusivity, before diving headfirst into a survival discussion that's as hilarious as it is enlightening. Bean Boy's unconventional survival kit choice, including a fire starter, a hunting rifle, and something for personal pleasure, sets the tone for an episode filled with laughter, inventive thinking, and a candid exchange on the importance of morale in the face of adversity.
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Beans world beans world. Welcome back to the next episode of Beans World. Baby, that was fire. Dude, it was dude. The energy is here. It is a Tuesday afternoon but the boys are fucking buzzing. Bean boy, how are you doing today?
Speaker 2:I'm doing fantastic Work. Sucked, but we're here. We're getting it done.
Speaker 1:That's great to hear. And then I would like to introduce our highly anticipated, most requested guest Bodie. Welcome to Beans World. Most requested, most requested Where'd you pull that from? I got my stats, dude. I looked them up and that's what it said. It said we need to get Bodie on the god damn beans world baby.
Speaker 3:Let's fucking go. I'm excited to be here on beans world. Fuck you Fuck.
Speaker 1:Beans. How are you feeling today? I want to just get into the mind of beans. This pod is about beans. It's not about me. You're host, sam. It's about you, beans. In our last episode there was a little bit of the G word talk and beans was not very happy about it, so I want to give him a second to explain himself.
Speaker 2:You're always calling me out saying that I'm fucking gay and I'm fucking bi and whatever. But the real question is, I think you're just trying to put that shit off on me because you're fucking gay dude.
Speaker 1:First of all, that's not a question. Second of all, hey, we accept all Bodie.
Speaker 2:No, I'm straight, though we're putting it out there.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking straight, you're cool with everybody, dude, there's no hate.
Speaker 3:What would you say? Little silence.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying like, you're the type of guy You're cool with everybody. We're cool with all sorts of people. There's no need to deflect to other people. But if you say you're not, you're not bi, then you're not bi man, I'm not.
Speaker 2:Just got to make that clear, all right.
Speaker 1:All right, now that we got that out of the way it's a bit dude.
Speaker 3:You got to roll through them punches, baby Still feeling out the vibe. As far as content wise, we're trying to. This beans world is truly an assault into the mindset and inner workings on how Bean Boy himself works.
Speaker 1:We got it.
Speaker 3:That's the whole purpose of this to get that insight, because he's a nut that we got to crack.
Speaker 2:That's exactly why I crack a lot of nuts, bust a lot of nuts, yeah, yeah yeah, fucker what I'm hosting the show.
Speaker 1:Hey, my bad, all right.
Speaker 3:You know the beans is about you, man, fuck. This bean boy gave it hostess.
Speaker 1:All the shit it's about you. I'm sorry, dude, but hey Fuck you. Can I bring this into?
Speaker 2:what this episode is about. Bring this in. Let's rip this shit.
Speaker 1:Because today is a different kind of episode. Today is really getting into the way Bean's mind works and we're going into a little survival. Today is Okay. So today is based off of how we would survive in Alaska for 60 days with nothing besides the five items we choose. So today's all about survival. We're stranded in the wilderness for 60 days. We get five items, and how would we survive, beans? First things first, we need to know your five items. What are you bringing?
Speaker 2:My first five items. I'm gonna start it off with a fire starter. Gotta have a fire starter. Gotta stay warm, cook your food.
Speaker 1:Let me just list all five Kind of a pussy take, you know, maybe you could get like a rock or something but sure, keep going.
Speaker 2:Fuck that. Why would I sit there and try to chince you with a rock and some fucking wooden string?
Speaker 3:What if you get dumped off where there are no rocks?
Speaker 2:And you're fucked. Yeah, then see, that's why I got the fire starter too Okay, so you can guarantee you're warmth all right Now. I got my hunting rifle. I got to shoot to kill the E, you know. Got my hunting rifle, got my sleeping bag to stay warm, comfy, good pick. Got my hatchet fucking. I can use the hatchet to cut everything up my animals, the trees.
Speaker 3:Did you chuck it at some trees too? Oh I would. I'd be bored as fuck you can practice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then a. I was going to get a water filter, but no one me boys. I got to bring a pocket pussy. I got it. There's no pocket pussy. Gotta keep warm somehow bro. A sky breed molded pocket pussy dude.
Speaker 1:That's fucking nuts dude. You could have brought porn and used your hand, bro. No sky breed. It's good enough that you can just pretend.
Speaker 2:No, dude, you can buy pocket pussy molds of like porn stars.
Speaker 1:Whoa, that is, I can testify. I know that to be true. I've never bought one.
Speaker 3:And I know that to be true. I'm just, I'm so dark when it comes to that whole world, man, I know nothing. It's very interesting.
Speaker 1:The life of having a girlfriend.
Speaker 3:Must be nice Not being lonely. Whoa, I'm gonna get to gay.
Speaker 1:Loneliness leads you into some weird corners of the internet. So, beans, it sounds like you're trying to stay warm. You got your sleeping bag, your fire starter. You got your hatchet, you got your pocket pussy. In sleeping bag too, and you got your fucking rifle I like that. I'm set I could survive all year out there Because, honestly, I think before an animal or hunger kills you, it's going to be lack of nut. Oh for sure, dude, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I know how beans run Black and nut is going to kill him well before anything the bean boy would tap out of not having to be able to whack it.
Speaker 1:Hands are all calcest up and shit Fuck, all right. Well, bodie, let's hear your top five items.
Speaker 3:All right, let me pull this up.
Speaker 1:Or I guess, not top five, but your five chosen items to save your life, to survive 60 days.
Speaker 3:Sleeping bag. Smart Fire starter Pretty much the same shit as bean boy, except Pocket pussy and rifle swap those two out with A pot like for boiling shit, cooking shit you know all the, all the food I'm going to get. You know, I'll just be fucking cooking all day and Fuck the king of buying time.
Speaker 1:Throw back to top three, all right, yeah, in Moana, the controversial subject now.
Speaker 3:How about a like a fishing kit probably?
Speaker 1:fishing kit. All right, I like that. That's an easy way year Smart choices I mean. Might be hard to not, but I can respect it. I can respect it, just need your imagination dude.
Speaker 2:Fuck no.
Speaker 1:All right, boys, mine isn't too crazy, mine's pretty similar. I've got a knife, I've got a sleeping bag, I've got a 30 odd six. My trusty rifle killed plenty of deer. I believe in her. So I've got my knife, my sleeping bag, my cooking pot, my 30 odd six and then one pound of marijuana. And I know, I know that's gonna come off as dumb, but hear me out, boys, if I can't smoke, I'm gonna get depressed, I'm gonna. I'm gonna just lay there and probably die anyways. But If I get in there, first of all, what's gonna keep me busy is I'm gonna make a nice little makeshift pipe and It'll always force me to keep a fire going. So, essentially, being able to smoke this weed is gonna keep me busy and it's gonna get my fire going because I know damn well I would rather die then let that fire go out, not be able to smoke.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, I would just make my little fucking shelter and throw the whole pound on. Just get retardedly high and pass out.
Speaker 1:Fucking hot box.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just fucking hot box it to the max. Oh, I should have done mushrooms dude, oh no dude, that'd be wild.
Speaker 3:Dude, you'd feel so in touch with.
Speaker 1:Fuck dude.
Speaker 3:I need to swap out something with that squirrel look at the squirrel, I wouldn't even care, I'm hungry, so you like you could go fishing on mushrooms every day. You wouldn't even be bored bro, like you can break there's. There's no limit to how much you can bring According to the rules. You know just five things.
Speaker 1:You bring enough mushrooms that will keep you. That'll fill your stomach. Yeah, it'll help you with the boredom, yeah, and you'll probably you'll have a great fuck dude.
Speaker 3:You won't even realize you were out there. You'll probably emerge after it's all said and done, 60 days. You'll turn into Buddha dude You'd literally be.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine tripping for 60 days straight? Dude, you like some version of Tarzan and Buddha.
Speaker 3:You're like that fucking guy from the Watchmen Literally be in a permanent.
Speaker 1:Dr Manhattan, you marry a bear, some shit. Yeah, you come one within. Fuck a bear.
Speaker 2:Come friends with the squirrels and chipmunks and the fucking birds.
Speaker 3:I do it, just know speak into one like snow white in the seven mushrooms.
Speaker 1:Dude, this sounds so dumb, but I swear to God, dude a couple months ago, me and a bunch of my friends were out on a private or not private Lake, but just a small lake in Ely. There is no one else there in. All of us tripped on mushrooms and Dude all son, I see a coyote running across.
Speaker 3:No, I swear to God, dude no, and I'm like holy shit, and I'm in my peak.
Speaker 1:I'm tripping so hard and at first I was scared. I was like, oh my god, a wild animal.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's a sign.
Speaker 1:I truly felt that I befriended him and I like dude I know this sounds crazy and if you're not on shrooms it would not make sense but there was a moment where I was like our hearts are in one, we are at peace and you are my fucking friend, an overwhelming connection.
Speaker 2:And so you already got so you tried to call over a wild coyote.
Speaker 1:You're like I was howling at him and shit, and he didn't do anything, like he was not on the same level as me.
Speaker 3:But, dude, I thought I swore to God he's sitting there crouch down on his hand out in mushroom, extending a mushroom to this wild coyote. Join me on Mushroom Island, dude. What would? That's what they should do with that show alone. They should have, because you know they do like spin-offs of it where it's like different rules.
Speaker 1:Dude, that's the next season, right there, dude, they all get a drug that they're on until you last the longest.
Speaker 3:And we crazy dude? Everyone picks a different drug.
Speaker 2:You got a guy on meth you got a guy on fucking heroin.
Speaker 3:Oh, meth guy's winning, bro, you don't need food.
Speaker 2:He just needs tasks. Oh, dude, he's gonna get everything done in the fucking quarter of the time, Dude his shelter is gonna be the fucking best.
Speaker 1:The Pothead's shelter is gonna fucking suck. There's not gonna be anything. It probably won't even be dry.
Speaker 2:There's a hole. The guy on mushrooms is gonna build some random ass fucking. He's gonna build a temple. He's gonna build a little bit hole, it doesn't even work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know Me personally. From my experiences, I can't even fucking. I tried starting a four-wheeler one time and then I couldn't even fucking.
Speaker 1:Like I get so fumbly and retarded. Oh dude, I feel bad. I went that day that we all did them out at the lake we were fishing. I didn't check my line one time. I only put one of them out. I was just useless dude.
Speaker 3:Everything else you're just dialed in for the fucking secrets of the universe you're there for, but when it comes to, you know, unlocking your phone, you're just like yeah, if I want to unpack some fucking childhood trauma.
Speaker 1:it's my go-to, but maybe building a fucking shelter is not the move on the show.
Speaker 2:Maybe we should get you guys to do that and see how well you guys do.
Speaker 1:Dude, I was thinking my dad has a cabin with 90 acres and I was like, what if we quartered it up and we all went out there for a week? Oh my God. We recorded ourselves and we were in our own little parts of the woods to survive and do.
Speaker 2:That would actually be legendary. That would be fun. I think we should do that.
Speaker 1:Everybody has a GoPro and we just let it rip.
Speaker 2:I think we should do that honestly.
Speaker 3:I think how would you go about it?
Speaker 2:Have someone check in. I mean, obviously you'd have a firearm, but you just shoot three times if something's not all right, okay.
Speaker 1:Or a flare gun, but fuck if you're going down within a week.
Speaker 2:You're a pussy. I mean. I'm just going to say you can't last a week in the wilderness.
Speaker 1:We should do it Just you and me. We'll split the property in half. I'll take one half, you take the other.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm going to be, like Tarzan, you'll just be hunting each other. I'll be like fuck this, I'm bored, we're.
Speaker 2:Sam-ass Just start shooting around his feet and shit.
Speaker 3:What the fuck.
Speaker 1:You're a twig snap Back on track. Now. We established our five items. What is Okay? So obviously, first thing we need to figure out is shelter. What is, what is your plan on building your shelter? Beans? What do you? How you? Have you watched enough videos?
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I'm always watching that alone and survival and naked in a door boys, you ever tune into that guy oh.
Speaker 1:Little that glasses, nerd, I love him hey dude, he built some crazy.
Speaker 3:I mean, he is a glasses nerd, but I mean, we got his shit's cool, we even got that dude Literally just right, probably about 20 minutes from here, that's right. Yeah and to yeah I didn't know it was a Larry Roberts, I believe.
Speaker 2:Remember doing? Did I already know what I did yesterday?
Speaker 1:so beans no I googled it beforehand, for sure. Beans, how are you gonna build your shelter? What style are you going for?
Speaker 2:I'm doing like a half in the ground and half not use that a hobbit hole, yeah, like a hobbit hole kind of. So that way I can use that for like a natural insulation, how you digging down, didn't?
Speaker 1:you didn't take a shelter, you going with the hand, I'm hoping to find something, man you can find some crazy, fucking, just natural shit out there.
Speaker 3:One of his bonus items was Tanner. Right, then why?
Speaker 1:I'll just kind of bet, I do.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 3:A little survival shovel would have been smart like one of those, like World War one, fucking yeah, dude, I have one that it literally looks like a World War one shovel that my dad gave me for my truck.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, just a little fold-up one, but it's gotta be a hundred years old dude.
Speaker 3:I bet it's like just heavy as fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's so shitty too. I mean it's great, like if I needed to dig my way out of some, if I got stuck. I don't know, but dude last time.
Speaker 3:My zoo this summer. It was the dumbest fucking thing ever, dude, like we At our apartment when we had a dog for a handful of months. Oh, this fucking dog, it dug a hole, like in our little yard, like, dude, just a little stupid hole, and my kid kept twisting his fucking ankle or like stepping it every man sure, every time leaving he fucking steps in the hole and he thought he's like.
Speaker 3:Okay, I got sick of sick of staring at this hole dude. I had to go to the store and I didn't want to buy a full-size shovel for something like that, so I went out, bought one of those like things, probably like two feet long. Yeah, the little survival, just for that purpose alone. And now I'm like, fuck, this thing is cool.
Speaker 1:It's some shovel Shovel practice.
Speaker 3:Guys off a new shovel dude, it's like literally just like a regular state. It looks like a regular shovel, just smaller scale. Now I keep that thing in the back. Damn, you got that yet, dude.
Speaker 2:I got that.
Speaker 1:Kind of shelter you?
Speaker 3:think you're gonna go for the most like extravagant fucking treehouse, and that's what I'm gonna do for boredom bro, you ever seen Swiss family Robinson?
Speaker 1:You ever seen that movie? Yeah, yeah, old-school Disney movie dude, they built like the coolest tree house you could ever imagine cuz they got stranded on some island. Whatever they got, I'm all in on that.
Speaker 3:I agree, dude. They got like the rope. I remember they had the rope on Fucking nets or whatever, like from the ship, and then they use. That is like that's weird. You say that cuz for whatever reason. That sticks in my head, but that, yeah, that was like the floor of their fucking, so cool. I could just like chill there and look at those motherfuckers you'd.
Speaker 1:I'd watch that movie as a kid. Just an envy.
Speaker 3:And they're stranded, bro. Yeah, then you watch castaway and they're like oh.
Speaker 1:Flipside, they can go another way. Huh yeah, I don't know. Dude, I agree with that. I think going all out is would be, it would help consume time and if you, if it worked out I mean you're a framer, did you, could you could figure some shit out that I could never figure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, might be a little different doing it with like a hatchet and a pocket pussy. You're only tools.
Speaker 1:But fuck, you never know, dude, yeah man, I would like to come in on here and say I would build this great fucking shelter. But I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm going for the old TP method. I'm gonna I'm gonna just put a bunch of sticks, stack them up, tie them up at the top, you know, build myself a little fire pit. Maybe never built TP. I have, yeah, dude, all the time.
Speaker 3:That was like me and my buddies. It's surprisingly strong after you get it started for sports.
Speaker 1:Forts were the shit man, yeah, oh yeah, if we went out for, if I had like, for my friends, and we were out in the woods building forts all day.
Speaker 2:That was the best day I could ever ask did you, did you seal them up, though? Did you actually?
Speaker 3:mud.
Speaker 2:Yeah, down and dirty, take the leaves and mud and fuck. Dude, I did that.
Speaker 3:I was wild With my teepees dude. I never told you how many. Did you tear it down, or you're done, or just leave it there. Just left it, so then you'd have like fucking 20 teepees out there.
Speaker 2:I'm um, my mom moved a lot so I had a lot of different backyards, always had a new fort. It's life, man. At least you got new forts, brother. Literally dude, they just get crazy. The last one I ever built was a three bedroom. She's like a two bed, two little bedrooms and like a big room in the middle, and every day I'd go pick the grass fucking throw it on the ground, dude. I was why I'm with it. When I was younger, I had no, I didn't have TV or nothing, dude Fair yeah then the sticks fucking.
Speaker 3:I feel that, feel it dude shout out diggy.
Speaker 1:Oh, good friend of the pod, good friend of me and beans. Oh yeah, he was telling me the other day that he went to his parents house and he's got a brother. That's I Want to say he's around ten years old, I think he's only like seven.
Speaker 2:All right, and seven, same about that tall, and yeah, well, that's a scale, and he asked him he's like.
Speaker 1:He's like, what are you doing today, buddy? You're gonna go out build a fort or something. And he's like I don't, I don't know how to. I've never built a fort.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude technologies literally just taking over case nowadays.
Speaker 1:He said it broke his fucking heart like that his brother couldn't build a fort, dude.
Speaker 3:We're probably like the last generation to experience that 100.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean like that's fucking scary. Like when we were kids we were just starting to get our hands on some cooler technology like nothing wild.
Speaker 3:But I.
Speaker 1:I just heard yes, bro, game boy. Then the DS comes flying in. It's like yo, what's up? But it just it didn't hit them, it didn't hit us. Like like the iPads are affecting these kids today. I mean it's fucking crazy Well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now too it's like well, especially like out in the sticks too. It's like, no matter how fast tech, tech advances, it takes a while before, like the folks out in the sticks, get it, get it. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:My parents house is 10 minutes out of Pine City. We had dial up until I was 12 years old In our Wi-Fi that we got then wait, what's fucking horrible. What's dial up?
Speaker 2:the worst internet you could ever know Dude, I never had beans, literally is more back in time.
Speaker 1:He didn't even get the dial up era. This fucker at his dad's house Just got Wi-Fi for the first time in his life. So he didn't even. He was before the dial up time dude. But dial up is the worst. It is the internet that it was like. From what I understand, it was the first Internet that was available for like.
Speaker 3:Just like just like using like the. The ability to you to have internet was like. Dial up was the first Step. You could have internet at your house rather than the library.
Speaker 1:And if someone called you it would crash it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cuz it was hooked up to your phone. Yep it like worked off phone lines. Dude, you had to wait 10, 15 minutes for like a web page to load.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, dude, I never would have survived. It's my fucking porn. Didn't pull up that quick, I'd freak out.
Speaker 3:No, you dude If it was a picture to that was another 10.
Speaker 1:It would like it would start loading in from the top and you could only see part of it. And then what the fuck? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, you probably like, you probably just not like as soon as like the tits would load and then, before it would finish, you're right when the nipples are exposed.
Speaker 1:You guys are wild. So we've got our shelters, we've got our items. Beans has a nice fire rip and he's sitting in his little hobbit hole.
Speaker 2:Warming his little hands up. Yeah, dude, I'm chilling. I'm fucking nice. What are you?
Speaker 1:What are you trying to hunt for? We're in Alaska, so there's a lot. There's a lot of wildlife out there.
Speaker 2:Any big fucking game.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:I'll pop a squirrel, don't get me wrong. You're shooting for the stars right away. Oh yeah, dude, if I could shoot a bear. Well, no bear, they kind of spoil. Quick back and shoot a deer or something right away, moose.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'd be set.
Speaker 2:I'd be set for the rest of the fucking season.
Speaker 1:You guys ever had moose meat? I've never, never had anything moose.
Speaker 3:I was like one, one kind of meat.
Speaker 1:I haven't tried, I would love to do it Like there's pretty good Bear is fire yeah. I haven't had like straight up bear steak, but I've had bear brats and bear summer sausage and it's it's damn good. They're fattiest fuck. So it's nice tender meat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what everyone's like a gamey beef oh.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 3:That's sort of yeah. I mean, I only had one Experience with that and it was grilled like fajitas, so it was like it was pretty drowned out. As far as like flavor wise, yeah shit, but the like texture and everything was good. But apparently you have to like really be cautious when you cook it, cuz they could carry. You got to really make sure it's done, otherwise I can really fuck you up.
Speaker 3:I can't eat that shit raw like a steak. No, they got there. It's some kind of weird disease where it's like bear carry it because they're predatory.
Speaker 2:Yeah, would you eat a wolf? If you saw a wolf and shot it, would you eat it? I mean, dude, if I'm stranded I would eat anything I'd befriend it with my mushrooms.
Speaker 1:Yeah, give him a couple. That's probably what I would do, since I have a pound of weed. I would probably befriend a squirrel and then I would just have him go get us like nuts and berries and shit. He'll know what's safe eats. I mean, you know, I don't know what berries I can eat or not, and I'd probably just smoke up. Maybe he's like our dog, like my dog love, I guess my roommates dog loves smoking weed. Like he wants you to blow it in his face. Hmm, so maybe I'll get him high. We'll hang out, eat berries and shit get stoned. I'm going for, you know, I would do it my 30 out six. If something comes along the way, I would take the shot, no doubt. But I'm going more for peace and love. Man, I just want a little squirrel friend hang out with me in my fort.
Speaker 2:You're dead.
Speaker 3:That'd be pretty dope though.
Speaker 2:You got a kill shit. To survive, you need that protein.
Speaker 3:No, he's saying like you got a, you got to domesticate the surround, thus the environment around you.
Speaker 1:You know like train, train other shit to be a bitch dude, because if I befriend 10 squirrels, we're all smoking up having a good time.
Speaker 2:They're all bringing me a nuts and berries somebody did that with a wolf dude and I'll protect them.
Speaker 3:That's how I'll sell it to you. That's that some. But like our ancestors, ancestors did that with wolves man and do the squirrels come back?
Speaker 2:They got their own little fucking bulls just lighten up oh. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3:that you train them to cultivate plant fields.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck that we want. See, boi, you're coming back you didn't take.
Speaker 1:You didn't take any sort of gun, did you? You took the fishing kit. I'm really regretting not taking a gun, but at least you're out there fishing Are you? Are you going net fishing or you out there casting?
Speaker 3:Dude net. Well, I don't know see like where you dumped me out off at like what part of Alaska Is there a lake?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't know where we're getting dumped.
Speaker 3:We'll say you're actually on the coast, so you're right on the ocean, oh shit okay, all right, yeah Mean, since I didn't bring the gun, probably have to do fish. I would assume, once you get that shelter Built, a lot of it's gonna be revolved around fishing. Yeah, dude, it could just be like right, right on the bank, dude, just I don't even have to fucking leave the doors, man this sounds more like fun than a challenge.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of down to take you up on your pause lands, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd kick your ass. No let's do, let's plan a time where we don't even have a slot on it. Time wise, it doesn't have to be weak, we're just outlasting each other. You want to do a weekend? You would never make it a full weekend, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You would sound like he's fucking whip up a teepee pretty quick. I think quite familiar.
Speaker 1:I, this little fucking pussy. Oh, fuck you. He's one night sleeping on the ground and be like my back hurts. I don't want to end it, but I have so how would you go about it?
Speaker 3:Would you bring five at like X amount of items, or just like Find it like you?
Speaker 2:know, yeah, no, we do X amount of items really, yeah we'd, we'd go all for it.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's say, like you guys each brought five, but then also like you both brought like another two or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just a couple basic, stupid little shit All right if you do that, then I'll do that.
Speaker 1:We'll have to make someone do a pad down. Trade flashlights. True, I'll get a dip. I'll get one porn star, you get the other halfway through a switch.
Speaker 3:I Ain't touching it. Would you get what? Would you guys get? Walkie-talkies? We talked to each other, fuck.
Speaker 2:No, that'd be, awesome cuz. I just fuck with him while he's sleeping.
Speaker 1:I was, and I hear the beans world theme song.
Speaker 2:I can hear Sam just fapping away. What's up?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just turned it on. I'm just fucking you, sick little bastard.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, you're sick.
Speaker 1:All right, boys. So we, we figured out. You know, we've got our items. We're killing shit. We're fucking fishing. We've got our shelters. I'm smoking weed, willy's fucking pocket pussy in it up Bode's taking shrooms catching fish all day. We survived. The boys made it. You know what I'm giving up. I'm giving up the. I'm giving it up. We all, we all survived. All right. We did a great job. Everything went good. What is the first thing you're doing after coming back from survive?
Speaker 2:bar. Well, see the boy and then the bar.
Speaker 1:I will give 10 minutes to my son, and then I must hit the bar stressful 60.
Speaker 2:Days.
Speaker 3:Probably way like 20 pounds.
Speaker 1:You coming in you are doing a couple southern nose.
Speaker 3:Ordering 20 you take like three sips of beer in your fuck, true, I guess you're probably not horny either, cuz you've been using your pocket pussy the whole time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, I'll still be coming back trying to taste some to chase tail, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3:after you see the boy.
Speaker 1:Bode, what's your first movie?
Speaker 3:getting a big hamburger, oh man, dude, yeah, I don't even know man, that's probably what it would be. He'd think I mean Talk all this shit. Then you watch fucking 20 minutes of alone.
Speaker 1:It's like oh yeah, these guys are trained professionals.
Speaker 3:And there's a guy there barely hanging out in one day, yeah all it takes is one fucking stomach bug or something and they're almost dead Like dude. It's kind of concerning how can't kill me, though I'm invincible.
Speaker 2:You're fit, your handsome. I know I'm fit and handsome and sexy.
Speaker 3:You try to change down a local Ask-a-Mall or something. Get over here.
Speaker 1:All right, boys. I think that's it for this episode. This was a great episode. Bodie, thank you so much for coming on. I hope you enjoyed your experience here on beans world.
Speaker 3:I did enjoy this. I'd love to have you on Bodie Dude, it'd be fun to another one for sure.
Speaker 1:It was nice, we weren't mean to beans on this one, it was, it was a good Mediator was in this time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:All right, boys, I think we're gonna harmonize this out of this one. What do you think?
Speaker 3:That's the only way ready.
Speaker 1:All right. Thank you everyone for listening. Have a great day. Beans world out. Beans world beans world part of time, excellent.
